Enough With The Elitism

An interesting interpretation of me. Though, I seldom if ever wear hats and have a bit more facial hair lol.

That and I usually stand in Adoulin not Jeuno.

The King of England is a level 99 dark knight favorite weapon skill Guillotine.

Of all the classic videos that belong here, where is that little JPONRY Tarutaru?

Page 13 woot and hello ole governor!

Very close to it lol

I feel like the lurkers post images when a thread is near death just to artificially increase page count.


delete dashlane account

You don't want to SMN burn it?

You are apparently new here. Definitely not elite.

This thread has caused me to seriously sit back and reflect upon the nature of being elite, how elite we all are and how we might protect our eliteliness for the future. Because, though this thread is fleeting and will surely die, we must not let the future be robbed of our elite selves or our toons.

We have all spent time in excess developing our toons, more than even our selves. Who honestly has more than one wardrobe for themselves? We've maxed out our toons' inventory repeatedly, sometimes just for the sake of fashion. Yet we need no more than two ratty t-shirts and a pair of stained jeans. Mounts? Who wants to pay for insurance when our moms will drive us around. Heck, just due to our inherent elitedness, our virtual residences are maintained by a Moogle. If we want to keep our basement dwellings secure, all we can do is station our fiercest waifu pillows to chase mom and dad away. What a waste to leave the future of our elite avatars insecure!

That is why I have blessed Kickstarter with the opportunity to be associated with my plan to cryogenically freeze a server wherein reside the best toons. Ours.

I call it PS2 Unlimitations.

E: After the inevitable future end celebrations of FFXI, using our patent-pending technology, those who enroll will have the IP of their toons safely transferred from SE to a state-of-the-art, no expense spared, luxury server of maximum pixelated comfort. This server will be called the Mother Crystal.

L: Enrollees (hereafter called Adventurers) will be given a unique, biometric keycard, called a Linkpearl, which can be inserted into their flesh for maximum intimacy or safely stored per individual preference. Like login tokens of yore, these Linkpearls guarantee that, in a future once again safe for Vana'diel, each avatar will be properly reunited with his or her Adventurer.

I: The Mother Crystal will then be loaded into a massive jet and crashed into the arctic. It worked great for Captain America.

T: Upgrading to our Reraise plan allows an Adventurer, at a time of their choosing, to finalize arrangements of their own cryogenic freezing with one of our highly accredited partners.

E: So good, I don't even need this last letter.
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Donating 1mil on Kickstarter means we will save your FFXIAH profile and point tally onto the Mother Crystal.

Donating 2mil on Kickstarter means we will save the thread of your choice, proving to all how elite you are.

Donating 3mil on Kickstarter will enter you into a raffle to become an Adventurer. Due to the anticipated high demand for our services, we want to give everyone the opportunity to pay for it, even if we can't give everyone the opportunity to benefit from it.

I'd say thank you, but we elite know that makes no sense to say. Instead, you're welcome!

i didn't read any of that

I did, and I'm pledging 6m to preserve both Seekerstar AND my lv1 mule Merisel.

This thread dead yet?

Smn burn it

Grats man now you can struggle with deciding to cursna everyone at once or a single person at sub 100%

If you cast it on the thread itself, is it still doomed? Are we?

Now you don't have to read it you are welcome.

Page 14!

11 is more elite than 14.

edit: Noooooooooo! :)

As the OP i'd like to make a contribution to the nuking of this topic :P

edit: damnit: still no 14 >.>

@candlejack

i'm not sure if that dog is trying to prevent the thread from being nuked or trying to eat it O.o

I didn't read any of that.

This thread is too important to delete. We are making progress.