Best Player On Bismarck!

Was wondering when that would happen. I personally thought there would be more people in the running for the "Most sarcasm directed toward these people" contest, but alas I was mistaken

This thread finally delivers its true promise and for cheering me up at work first thing in the morning I thank you all.

Now if only there was a third nomination....we could have a 3-way battle to the death!

Johnkiller?

A new challenger appears!!



but who is this ... slimy, long ... enigma?

Kyamuletwo because why the fk not

Wow, on this iPhones tiny screen two images popped in my mind... A over cooked crazy bread (I'm hungry) and a raisiny turd..

I'll see your sea cucumber and I'll raise you a demotivational poster which mentions a sea cucumber....but has sod all to do with anything other than that...probably NSFW btw... lol

Damn you Google image search!

.....the beginning....of the end.....

I like how we managed to go from "I want to be the best player on the server" to "RAWR bitching time!" to "Kuro and Datruthuhate for the title" to "random sea cucumber talk".

This thread has it all!

Lol wow

Oh jesus

Oh boy boy~!

That's so wrong I think I need to go take a shower to cleanse myself of that image forever...

I love blues clues. Mail tiiiime!


Raymon has been topicbanned. Elana, watch yourself.

haz we started a new thread?

Kuro -vs- DDDDDDDatruth

ho winz yew diside!







we just got a letter.. we just got a letter, we just got a letter.. wonder who its from?

ITs from our friends!!

(oh shii i dont have kids.. i shouldnt know this)

I was on Bismark at the time that Nin set the standard for endgame shells. I rolled with Minidragon, Natureboy, and Ultralite(thankfully never to salvage though...). They're all still in my FL. I can't find it in me to remove them, even knowing they'll never return. If you're looking for the Best player that there ever was in Bismark, I'd have to say it is, and has always been, Chakoteh. She's the most selfless player I have ever met and a real sweatheart.

I remember Minidragon well enough, I levelled with him and his relic G.Horn mule enough on my first stint on bissy plenty of times. If nothing else I'd go as far as to say he was probably the most driven player on the server at the time and he seemed like a nice enough person whenever I spoke to him. I was always impressed by the achievements of NIN as well.

Does it make him 'the best' though? The best at what is the real question.

I've come to the conclusion you can't truely nominate any individual for 'best' player on any server unless you set the criteria of what constitutes 'the best' first of all.

My idea of the best doesn't necessarily mean it's the same as yours. Minidragon had a ton of great gear and levelled like a lunatic, and if that's the criteria for who the best person on a specific server is then FFXIAH rankings tell you who the best on every server is so there is no arguement.

Any, back to sea cucumbers?

lol good read

Bloodbathboy! His muscles give him a power level of over nine thousand!

Kurogonashi, hands down. Competition over.

Damn...Elana beat me...just read it!

What? No votes for Akk! Not on Bismarck anymore...but meh, semantics!

im still thinking.......

..........

Understood, boss man!

Krizz, please don't tell us you're secretly a sea cucumber enthusiast and have been offended by us degrading sea cucumbers by calling them Kuroganashi and Datruthuhate!

(just kidding, really)

I'm not voting for you. You left without even saying goodbye! Jerk.

Apparently leaving Bismarck to go to Ragnarok without saying goodbye is the hip new trend.

Oh shii..... Elana gonna lay the smackdown on our candy *** now!

do you smell what the rock is cooking?