What Grinds Your Gears?

People at Walmart who want me to use the "big bags" to bag.. then tell me this:

"I want them filled up as much as possible, but not too heavy."

Having to take life one day at a time.
Just now figuring out things that took 6 years to understand.
Finding positions in the work force that allow single people to afford to live in the lowest conditions.

Waiting an hour and half for 1 SAM to get c/s for PW then he finally gets to Provenance and he's using +3 Kanto, Mythril grip +1, a Bow and Arrow, Ohat, SH, Seiryu Kote, and many other things that made me want to cry.

People that cough without covering their mouth. Hell, some don't even turn another way.

People that stand in the middle of the road and don't let you pass and just ignore you when you ask.

This kid running in circles on his noisy motorbike for hours outside my house.

THIS SO MUCH!

Love it when the weather starts changing, but the ick that goes around!

/hides

Cough into your sleeve, people!

When the channels I usually watch put sports on instead of the usual programming...

*** baseball and basketball and football and all that ***. They have any number of sports only channels, right? Well keep that ***there.

When I am trying to shop for bottoms and every model for every pair of jeans, bikini bottoms, shorts, EVERYTHING, does this:



Look lady, I know you have a cute butt, you wouldn't be a model otherwise. I get it. And it's even ok to be proud of your cute butt, you've probably worked hard for it. But if you please, I'd like to see how the clothes look from the back when you are standing NORMALLY, and not with an exaggerated curve in the lumbar region of your back to poke your arse out everywhere. If I am going to spend money on your little bikini bottoms there, I want to know they will look ok on my butt. And since I don't walk around with my butt shoved out (can you even imagine walking like that? You'd look like a duck!) it would be helpful if you could stand up straight and model the bikini instead of modeling your butt. I'm not here to buy your butt, cute as it may be.

Every. Time.

It's worse when they do it with jeans, because honestly, the bikini bottoms are stretchy enough that they would probably look fine if she stood up like a normal person. But when they do that to jeans, you can't tell if there is a sag in the butt or not. I HATE buying jeans and then finding out they have a sag in the butt. >< ><

Girls that jump on the stairmaster in front of your tredmill at the gym and stinkeye you for catching you looking. Seriously woman dont wear it if a guy cant enjoy a nice ham for 2 seconds

People that go slow in the Fastlane

Botters buying up all the damn minnows

Having too much to complain about, but not sure of how to condense it all down to a complaint for this thread.

Also old people who misbehave and expect to get away with it simply because they are old. Um no! You are old, which means you've had twice as long as everyone else to learn your manners!

No worries! This thread is specifically for complaining, so you don't even have to condense it. Just get it all out.

Billy Gardell has a great bit about getting to 70. It's not so much they have time to learn their manners. It's that they paid their dues! They won the game.. They made it to old age. Really funny bit off his special "Halftime". Good stuff :P

I'm currently at a training college and there's a guy next to me who makes horrible puns but I've learned to deal with that but I was listening to the Distant Worlds album and got into it and inadvertantly started whistling along and well the conversation goes something like this:

Him: Is it Christmas?
Me: What?
Him: You're whistling Christmas tunes.
Me: Oh no, this is "To Zanarkand", it's a song from FFX.
Him: Oh it sounds like it's ripping off christmas songs.
Me: ...No it's nothing like a Christmas song, here listen.
*He starts listening to my headphones*
Him: Yeah this is ripping off "Silent Night", it's the same chord structure.
Me: *Poker face*

Brainjack...*** Brainjack.

So we make it to floor 95 last night with 5 and a half minutes left. In my head I'm like "Leader, should be quick. Might have a good chance to win here." We've encountered the Brainjack Chariot before but he was never a problem. at about 50% he charmed 1 DRK, who was slept after minimal damage. Even said he was slept in the chat log, he had no DoTs on, but woke up like 5 seconds later. I had already gotten charmed at this point and was asleep. First DRK kills 2 people, then I wake up and kill the other 2 people. I'm thinking "Ok, maybe we can still salvage this if we kill it quickly after we uncharm." First DRK uncharms and starts fighting, he hits it twice then I uncharm and engage. First DRK gets Brainjacked AGAIN, then I get 1 more hit in and he *** Brainjacks me too!, WTF. Then he despawns and respawns on the opposite side of the next room and starts to regen. So, a perfectly good chance to win ruined by *** game mechanics.

I hate the winter for one reason and one reason only. Durring the summer I have the A/C to act as a kind of white noise machine and block out my grandma's stupid ***on TV...

During the winter (and fall, when it starts to get cold) I don't have this anymore so I either have to blare my own stuff or listen to Joel *** Osteen and all day Televangelist on Sundays and to an extent on one other day (think Tuesdays).

Being a Walmart cashier who only speaks English, it pisses me off when people come through not speaking a word of it. I know we don't have an actual official language in the states, but still. If I were to go move to Mexico or Germany or Japan or wherever, I'd take the time to at least learn a bit of the language.

So for the first time in my 7 year old daughters life, she picks a scary halloween costume. (She's the scream guy).

I get a notice from the school saying the kids aren't allowed to wear scary costumes to school.

What. The. ***.

People and their *** hypersensitivity need to shove it up their *** and not ruin one of the funnest days of the years for our kids.

Those jerks! Paint it yellow/tanish and just have her go as Munch's The scream. Then if they say its not allowed, yell at them for opperssing your daughter's budding artistic creativity.

We get a lot of polish speakers here.. :|

Least their posture would match the face book pictures most girls seem to be fond of...

Liars do.

http://youtu.be/kVv6w0EC7Qs

From an actual Romney/Ryan ad in Ohio

That made me think of this!

I can't stand people that let their kids run around/misbehave in restaurants.
Stop being terrible parents and teach your damn brats to sit at the table and behave.
Or stop being a cheapass and hire a babysitter if you cant control your children when you want to eat at a nice restaurant.

I see this all to often back home in the states but never while abroad in europe, wtf america?

Believe me, happens here all the time.

guess you don't exactly know what brainjack is then.