Sarcasm? I just see someone getting upset because they can't believe it hardly sarcasm much less that they are trying to discredit someone they don't know. With 100% colonization rate this is completely possible I've done many WKRs with mortificator seeing him hit an average of 6000 on Kumhau with 40% rate. That being said I can believe that with 100% on Hurkan being he only has 5/5 merits on geocrush he could eaisly pull these numbers with a good blood boon.