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By Lili 2019-05-11 07:44:19
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In this thread we post the worst stuff that Oseem gave us during the Dark Matter augments campaign.

It's not enough to be useless, it must be so bad it stops being sad and becomes hilarious.

Rules:
1) try to avoid screenshots of the entire screen, snip the image to just the augment window
2) make sure the name of the gear is visible (i.e., Valorous Mail)
3) keep it to 2-3 snips per post, max

If you don't want your name to appear in the screenshot, remember that the command /names makes all nameplates disappear. You can reenable them later with the same command.

Please vote your favorites by liking the post they're contained in. At the end of the campaign we will tally the likes and declare a winner.
You win nothing at all (unless some rich wealthy generous person wants to donate, I guess), but you will feel a little bit better about RNGesus not loving you.

Please be honest, no cheating and try to not derail too much.

Let's unite in facepalm.
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By Lili 2019-05-11 07:47:12
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I'll start:

No comment:


What is this, 2014 again?


Thanks Oseema.
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By fillerbunny9 2019-05-11 12:54:06
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damn, I wish I had seen this earlier when he gave me an awesome Blood Pact Damage, Pet + etc on a Herculean Jacket via DM augments.
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By Asura.Frod 2019-05-11 12:56:51
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https://www.ffxiah.com/screenshots/17908
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By Ragnarok.Galiber 2019-05-11 13:39:46
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Ragnarok.Galiber said: »
Think it's been shown already, but still lol.


An old one
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By Siren.Attaxia 2019-05-12 05:55:06
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Not the most garbage piece in the world but still I find it rather insulting the way he gave me both player and pet augments and decided weigh the distribution heavily in favour of the most useless. I'm really starting to question his competence.
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By Cerberus.Senkyuutai 2019-05-12 06:25:38
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Ragnarok.Galiber said: »
Ragnarok.Galiber said: »
Think it's been shown already, but still lol.


An old one
This is straight out of those old augments we got at 75. Ruby rings with STR-1 and all, good *** time.
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By Shiva.Zerowone 2019-05-12 10:36:34
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obviously the wrong augments for the thread topic!

Here we go:



Cant really make use of any of this on the mask
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By Shiva.Berzerk 2019-05-13 10:11:56
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On a mule.. wouldn't mind it on smn for main, but i didn't take it
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By Lakshmi.Buukki 2019-05-13 10:45:10
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TA+4 QA+3 on merlinic hands on a mule??? GTFOH eat a bag of baby ***, Oseem.
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By fillerbunny9 2019-05-13 16:27:29
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By Asura.Fondue 2019-05-13 16:37:15
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>dont play rng or cor

thanks oseema
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk 2019-05-13 21:24:54
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Asura.Fondue said: »

>dont play rng or cor

thanks oseema
so what, use it for magical ws on thf, dnc, mnk

thats a really good body.

... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread.
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By SimonSes 2019-05-13 21:48:12
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Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk said: »
Asura.Fondue said: »

>dont play rng or cor

thanks oseema
so what, use it for magical ws on thf, dnc, mnk

thats a really good body.

... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread.

Or play with thf is only for TH, what's dnc and mnk only uses h2h mentality :)
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By ocean 2019-05-13 22:03:54
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Shiva.Berzerk said: »


On a mule.. wouldn't mind it on smn for main, but i didn't take it

Holyshit....
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By Asura.Kaelann 2019-05-14 13:56:20
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...on a GEO mule. Right after I had finished trying for WSD on my main.


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By Asura.Meliorah 2019-05-14 14:02:00
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:( Ouch
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By Lili 2019-05-14 16:34:26
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The title of this image is "all the properties you could ever want, but at crappy values", subtitle: "trollface.jpg"



Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk said: »
... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread.

That seems to be the case. Not that I'm surprised... :(
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By Felgarr 2019-05-14 21:31:21
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By fonewear 2019-05-15 07:55:06
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In SE mind adding random PET augments makes all armor better.
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By Lakshmi.Avereith 2019-05-17 13:02:17
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going for wsd :x
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By Fenrir.Skarwind 2019-05-17 13:07:27
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Lakshmi.Avereith said: »


going for wsd :x
That looks really sweet for Ninja. Not sure how it compared to Relic+3 head.

I think MB DMG I is capable without that piece.
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By Lakshmi.Buukki 2019-05-17 13:33:48
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If it was on any other piece besides head/body, it would be insanely good for Ninja MB. The relic+3 head is too good to not use, considering the augment on it as well. That's basically what I have been trying to get on hands and legs for the longest while. sooks :(
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By Afania 2019-05-20 17:52:24
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Asura.Kaelann said: »


...on a GEO mule. Right after I had finished trying for WSD on my main.


thanks oseema

Gogo black Halo :)

Quetzalcoatl.Xilkk said: »
... methinks many here don't understand the purpose of the thread.


People showing off incredibly good augments here :(
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By aisukage 2019-05-20 23:51:33
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0 idea what i would even use this on
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