Random Politics & Religion #34

In reading that thread I felt a tiny bit of something for the parents of the kids that majored in white male guilt at the liberal arts college of You Didn't Build That!!... you know, the ones that paid for a worthless degree from ShameOn U and now have a smelly, obese, misanthropic, self loathing, thirty year old teenager cluttering up their basements...

/thinks about it a long time

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/commercial announcer voice

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<an entire bottle of scotch is poured into two empty glasses>

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