Random Politics & Religion #27

an argument could be made that the answer is also 1 if you are a hundred and fifteen years old and carried a burning lump of coal to school inside portable burner to stay warm in winter...like chanti did...

but neither is the correct answer, which should be directed at endoq in a loud and violent tone and it is

STFU POINTDEXTER WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO MATH

followed by an atomic super wedgie an indian burn and several noogies.

Actual breitbart front page.

You are insulting 14 year old girls.

PPlease note the RE: line.

So, seems Robert Mueller has obtained warrants to go after records of falsified Facebook accounts linked to Russian nationals that sought to influence the 2016 election through the spread of false information.

Robert Mueller scratches his butt and people think it has deep meaning.

Do you work for Equifax??

NEW YORK—In candid excerpts released Wednesday from her forthcoming memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton reflects on her unsuccessful 2016 presidential bid, revealing to readers, “We all made mistakes, but you made most of them.” “I’m not suggesting it’s entirely your fault, but, let’s be frank, 99 percent of it is,” read one passage from the chapter entitled “Seriously, What Were You Thinking?” in which the former candidate conceded missteps she had made over the course of her campaign while also clarifying that none of them should have produced the final election outcome, which she characterized as “squarely on you *** people.” “Indeed, facts I don't like and Russian meddling played a part, and I’ve acknowledged I wasn’t the perfect candidate, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that the majority of the blame—all but the tiniest sliver—lies with you, the idiot voters. You really blew it, dumbasses. Bravo!” Sources later confirmed that Clinton devotes the final chapter of her memoir to how she has moved on from the election, begging her readers to not *** that up for her too

WASHINGTON—Saying he needed a break from constantly watching over the commander-in-chief to make sure he didn’t get into any trouble, visibly exhausted Chief of Staff John Kelly reportedly sat President Trump down in front of a White House television Friday and put on a Tucker Carlson episode in order to get a quick hour to himself. “I can’t take my eye off him for one second without him getting into some policy issue he’s not supposed to be touching, so sometimes I just have to throw on a show he likes to get him to sit and behave for a little while,” said Kelly, rubbing his temples and explaining how he was “completely wiped out” from dealing with temper tantrums and cleaning up a variety of messes the president had made throughout day, and how he was desperate for a brief moment of peace and quiet to recuperate. “I just grabbed him a baggie of Goldfish and put on the episode where Tucker talks about his crowd size in West Virginia—the president loves that one. He calms right down and just stares at the screen for an hour straight. I’ve tried to get him to sit quietly with a book, but it’s no use. His TV shows are the only thing that can hold his attention long enough for me to get a minute to sit down and take a breath.” At press time, the chief of staff, who had reportedly nodded off on the Oval Office couch, awoke to find President Trump running through the West Wing screaming wildly about the nation’s borders.

baggie of Goldfish

I'm sure he has special little bowls made out of ivory or some other endangered species... and gold of course...

Real question who the hell watch the Emmys ?

wouldn't have guessed Saevel is a fan of The Onion.

wouldn't have guessed Saevel is a fan of The Onion.

So, seems Robert Mueller has obtained warrants to go after records of falsified Facebook accounts linked to Russian nationals that sought to influence the 2016 election through the spread of false information.

Then you haven't been paying attention

I think I'd rather watch Wheel of Fortune