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 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-07-31 11:11:53
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granted, but SE bans joo before you use them.

want freshly made cookies.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-07-31 11:37:32
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Granted, but they're oatmeal raisin instead of chocolate chip.

I want a vacation.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-31 11:46:50
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Granted, you're fired.

I wish I could fly out in the blue, over this town, following you~♫
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By Valefor.Angeluzun 2015-07-31 13:03:39
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Granted, but we're flying Malaysia Airlines.

I wish I get out of the office before my boss returns.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2015-07-31 13:08:45
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Granted, but you will get into a fender bender with your boss on the way out.

I wish you'd take my boss with you when you go.
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By Valefor.Angeluzun 2015-07-31 13:16:33
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Granted! Your boss and my boss can get into an argument as I escape but your company goes bankrupt in the aftermath of the lawsuit, you are now unemployed.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-31 13:39:22
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Valefor.Angeluzun said: »
Granted! Your boss and my boss can get into an argument as I escape but your company goes bankrupt in the aftermath of the lawsuit, you are now unemployed.

By not making a wish you cause a thread crossover and get banned in the You're banned game thread.

I wish Angeluzun made a wish.
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By Kell 2015-07-31 15:06:37
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Valefor.Endoq said: »

By not making a wish you cause a thread crossover and get banned in the You're banned game thread.

I wish Angeluzun made a wish.

Granted, he made a wish that the poster after him would never be banned in FFXI. However, you find yourself insta-banned in all other MMOs you try to play for the most inconsequential of reasons, such as shoe color, your laugh, or the hand in which you hold your fork while eating.

I wish BLTs had an acceptable substitute for the tomato.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-31 15:59:31
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Josiahkf said: »
Bacon lettuce Turkey, granted.

I wish I had a fancy thanksgiving dinner planned for supper tonight.
Granted, but it's a thanksgiving plate from last year. Enjoy!
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I wish the internet wasn't a spawning pool of troll larva.
 
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-31 17:47:22
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Josiahkf said: »
Granted! The internet is now even worse where you can kill or physically harm people through monitors directly, no one trolls anymore!

I wish people could overcome their holier than thou behavior and stop judging others based on spiritual beliefs.
Granted! Everyone no longer imagines that other peoples opinions matter anymore. But now all the head doctors are out of work, they build a super computer and they name it Alexander. Alexander then uses Brainjack and enslaves the earth.

I wish small towns weren't so boring.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-07-31 18:34:40
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small towns is now populated by mutants


I want my collection finished and displayed awesomely
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By Carbuncle.Kaelthas 2015-07-31 21:10:49
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Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit.

I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7.
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By fonewear 2015-08-01 05:04:07
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Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: »
Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit.

I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7.

Granted but once that happens you have to upgrade to windows 10 !


I wish I could fast forward time.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-01 12:18:44
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fonewear said: »
Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: »
Granted. It will be displayed in a museum and you have to pay each time you visit.

I wish FFXI would work properly with Windows 7.

Granted but once that happens you have to upgrade to windows 10 !


I wish I could fast forward time.
Granted! You can now fast forward time by sleeping.

I wish I had my own car.
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By Kell 2015-08-01 13:14:19
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Granted, you now own a 1987 Yugo GV and are forced to push it uphill under your own power.

I wish SE would greenlight another entry into the Chrono Trigger series of games.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-08-01 13:16:51
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Kell said: »
Granted, you now own a 1987 Yugo GV and are forced to push it uphill under your own power.

I wish SE would greenlight another entry into the Chrono Trigger series of games.

Granted, but it's a pay-to-win Facebook game.

I wish SE would stop making the lodestone so annoying to scrape.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-08-01 13:19:02
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As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically.

I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations.
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By Bismarck.Xagashi 2015-08-01 14:33:33
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically.

I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations.

Granted, but now your skin is so reflected it blinds everyone that see you.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
 
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-08-01 15:11:52
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Josiahkf said: »
Bismarck.Xagashi said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically. I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations.
Granted, but now your skin is so reflected it blinds everyone that see you. I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, you never have to sleep ever again. Now you just lay awake with your lovers and scare them away from you, so you're all alone.

I wish for a banana split and a pogo stick, and the poster below me to get this reference.

Granted, but seconds later Tigger pounces on you and you end up with a concussion.

I wish the Loch Ness Monster would stop asking me for tree fiddy.
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By fonewear 2015-08-01 15:25:27
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Josiahkf said: »
Bismarck.Xagashi said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
As you wish, but now everything else on ffxiah breaks apart dramatically. I wish my skin was more resilient to sun radiations.
Granted, but now your skin is so reflected it blinds everyone that see you. I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, you never have to sleep ever again. Now you just lay awake with your lovers and scare them away from you, so you're all alone.

I wish for a banana split and a pogo stick, and the poster below me to get this reference.

Granted, but seconds later Tigger pounces on you and you end up with a concussion.

I wish the Loch Ness Monster would stop asking me for tree fiddy.

Granted but Oh lordy that loch ness mnster was scary, shut up woman let me tell the story !

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller...etc

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fonewear said: »
Granted but Oh lordy that loch ness mnster was scary, shut up woman let me tell the story !

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller...etc

Granted! But you get so tall your knees collapse from the weight and you end up like the things from The Arrival
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I wish for 1 million pennies
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-08-01 16:36:58
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sure, but they are all scattered around your house under the table, couch, bed, desk, kitchen counter patio, car, cabinets, inside the walls, between the roof, etc.


wish i had a wish.
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2015-08-01 17:18:13
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
sure, but they are all scattered around your house under the table, couch, bed, desk, kitchen counter patio, car, cabinets, inside the walls, between the roof, etc.


wish i had a wish.

Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job!

I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
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By Carbuncle.Kaelthas 2015-08-01 18:15:10
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Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job!

I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
Granted, they will now only pee on your furniture.

I wish Air Gear had a season 2.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-01 18:17:45
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Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: »
Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job!

I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
Granted, they will now only pee on your furniture.

I wish Air Gear had a season 2.
Granted! But it will be a "slice of life" spinoff

I wish it wasn't hot outside
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By Bismarck.Xagashi 2015-08-01 20:06:22
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: »
Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job!

I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
Granted, they will now only pee on your furniture.

I wish Air Gear had a season 2.
Granted! But it will be a "slice of life" spinoff

I wish it wasn't hot outside

Granted but now you have a snow pile trapping in your home.


I wish for a new gaming computer.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-01 20:19:56
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Bismarck.Xagashi said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Carbuncle.Kaelthas said: »
Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »
Granted! You wish for Donald Trump to become President. Good job!

I wish my cats would stop peeing everywhere!
Granted, they will now only pee on your furniture.

I wish Air Gear had a season 2.
Granted! But it will be a "slice of life" spinoff

I wish it wasn't hot outside

Granted but now you have a snow pile trapping in your home.


I wish for a new gaming computer.
Granted! But you don't get to play on it because you are trapped outside your house by the same snow pile.

I WISH CAPSLOCK WAS LOUD ENOUGH FOR EYEBALLS TO HEAR.
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