I won't allow women to have free access to computers. It's anti American.
Unless those computers are in the kitchen...
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I won't allow women to have free access to computers. It's anti American.
Unless those computers are in the kitchen... Then course, for the hottest women on the planet...
Russia. I don't think anyone will deny that. Whether they just know from others or especially if they've actually been. Paradise I tells you! Offline
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With the Russian economy going downhill it's buy one Russian get one free !
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It was a pretty well done updated version of a great classic, much like Get Smart was a good update.
fonewear said: » With the Russian economy going downhill it's buy one Russian get one free ! Of course this works with the non brides for sale too, but at least you make a better personal connection (with the non for sale ones). Leviathan.Chaosx said: » 7 foot tall gorgeous Scandinavian women! Seven foot women age into hunchbacked cripples. I'm not saying that for shock value or to be funny. It's true. My grandma has a few friends who are (were) 6' 6"/6' 8" when they were younger. They're both about 5' 8" now and stooped as all get out. People joke about breasts sagging due to gravity, but osteoporosis being far more common a problem in women combined with that gravity really does a number on some tall ladies. ;; Offline
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Verda said: » Did any of you see The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? I usually don't like Ben Stiller but this really touched me and made me laugh at the same time. The obvious Life magazine placement aside, I thought it was a smart movie and good attempt at modernizing the classic. It didn't get critical acclaim and I can understand why but dammit I liked it. I thought it was okay. Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Then course, for the hottest women on the planet... Russia. I don't think anyone will deny that. Whether they just know from others or especially if they've actually been. Paradise I tells you! "hottest women on the planet if you like skinny blondes." You forgot to clarify. Offline
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: » fonewear said: » With the Russian economy going downhill it's buy one Russian get one free ! Of course this works with the non brides for sale too, but at least you make a better personal connection. Other mail order brides send you... something ugly and hideous. Like a Russian Bride. Offline
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I prefer medium blondes over easy with a side of toast.
Ramyrez said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » 7 foot tall gorgeous Scandinavian women! Seven foot women age into hunchbacked cripples. I'm not saying that for shock value or to be funny. It's true. My grandma has a few friends who are (were) 6' 6"/6' 8" when they were younger. They're both about 5' 8" now and stooped as all get out. People joke about breasts sagging due to gravity, but osteoporosis being far more common a problem in women combined with that gravity really does a number on some tall ladies. ;; Verda said: » Did any of you see The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? I usually don't like Ben Stiller but this really touched me and made me laugh at the same time. The obvious Life magazine placement aside, I thought it was a smart movie and good attempt at modernizing the classic. It didn't get critical acclaim and I can understand why but dammit I liked it. Which reminds me Kristen Wiig has been a pretty funny comedian in the biz for a while now though I don't think I've ever heard any of her stand up. Oh, speaking of good-looking women, Ben Stiller is definitely married out of his level. Way to go being funny and having money, right? Ramyrez said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » Then course, for the hottest women on the planet... Russia. I don't think anyone will deny that. Whether they just know from others or especially if they've actually been. Paradise I tells you! "hottest women on the planet if you like skinny blondes." You forgot to clarify. Offline
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Ramyrez said: » Verda said: » Did any of you see The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? I usually don't like Ben Stiller but this really touched me and made me laugh at the same time. The obvious Life magazine placement aside, I thought it was a smart movie and good attempt at modernizing the classic. It didn't get critical acclaim and I can understand why but dammit I liked it. Which reminds me Kristen Wiig has been a pretty funny comedian in the biz for a while now though I don't think I've ever heard any of her stand up. Oh, speaking of good-looking women, Ben Stiller is definitely married out of his level. Way to go being funny and having money, right? That is correct: fonewear said: » I prefer medium blondes over easy with a side of toast. Thanks, Hannibal. Offline
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As a feminist: I prefer women that would be in the fat and proud category. Just to stick it to society's standard of beauty !
Leviathan.Chaosx said: » gorgeous Scandinavian women! Sweden.. Sweden and the Czech Republic. Prettiest women you will find per capita. Russia, Scotland and Brazil tie for third. Offline
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I'm here I'm fat let's make a tumblr !
Verda said: » I thought Icelandic people won that study of most attractive people (men or women). Must be all the vents and lack of sunshine. No, Iceland is hit or miss. I know a girl from Iceland who is quite attractive but many of her friends are not. She has said that it is hit or miss there. However.. Iceland is about a 10-1 ratio of Women to Men. So if you are a single guy, go to Iceland. Edit* There are more people in the City of Bridgeport CT currently than there are Women in Iceland, just for some added perspective. Offline
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Hey I make the fat jokes around here son !
Scratch that body positive image jokes ! Offline
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See when you change the definition of words you don't have to be accountable for anything !
Also.. lets leave Finland off the list.
The running joke amongst Norwegian, Swedish and Icelandic people is that the Finnish are all inbred and that is why they are so hideous. Asura.Reichleiu said: » Leviathan.Chaosx said: » gorgeous Scandinavian women! Sweeden.. Sweeden and the Czech Republic. Prettiest women you will find per capita. Russia, Scotland and Brazil tie for third. I didn't know Scotland had lookers, lol. Some Latin American countries though, even South American, yeah I can definitely see that. Met one on a Cruise to Mexico awhile back ago. Which was funny cause at night I would chill at this bar with a Hungarian woman bartender. I thought the whole time we were flirting for fun, but then the last night when I took a picture of her and I, it turns out she put her email address on my phone in some hidden spot. Didn't notice until a week later, lol. Apparently she only goes home once a year for 6 weeks. Then back to the Disney Cruise line with her! |
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