Random Politics & Religion #00
Random Politics & Religion #00
50 years ago Martin Luther King embarked on the Northlands expedition to Castle Zvahl Birmingham and defeated racism bringing post-racist society to the masses.
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Ragnarok.Nausi said: »
Thousands die from a devastating earthquake, and we're too busy obsessing over faux oppression from racism 200+ years ago to pay attention.
We should all be ashamed.
We should all be ashamed.
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This will be the biggest news things until...some other random black guy dies from a cop !
I've got it ! #randompeoplematter
I've got it ! #randompeoplematter
fonewear said: »
He isn't funny but he tries to be. Sorta like all the late night shows on CBS ABC etc
And roughly 98% of the things you say, 100% of the Jew/Feminist/HuffPost/feels comments you make!
Why do we care about a Nepalese earthquake? George Washington said stay out of international affairs.
Donate money yourself but I dun want my government giving handouts to freeloaders under 20 feet of rubble and mud. Get a real job, start picking up those rocks and rebuild your own country. Sheesh.
Donate money yourself but I dun want my government giving handouts to freeloaders under 20 feet of rubble and mud. Get a real job, start picking up those rocks and rebuild your own country. Sheesh.
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Why do we care about a Nepalese earthquake? George Washington said stay out of international affairs.
Donate money yourself but I dun want my government giving handouts to freeloaders under 20 feet of rubble and mud. Get a real job, start picking up those rocks and rebuild your own country. Sheesh.
Donate money yourself but I dun want my government giving handouts to freeloaders under 20 feet of rubble and mud. Get a real job, start picking up those rocks and rebuild your own country. Sheesh.
Yeah, I mean, all the raw materials are right there and readily available...
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
fonewear said: »
He isn't funny but he tries to be. Sorta like all the late night shows on CBS ABC etc
And roughly 98% of the things you say, 100% of the Jew/Feminist/HuffPost/feels comments you make!
The difference is I'm not paid to joke. Unlike Jimmy Kimmel etc. The standard for comedy in general is so low the President thinks he can participate.
fonewear said: »
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
fonewear said: »
He isn't funny but he tries to be. Sorta like all the late night shows on CBS ABC etc
And roughly 98% of the things you say, 100% of the Jew/Feminist/HuffPost/feels comments you make!
The difference is I'm not paid to be joke. Unlike Jimmy Kimmel etc. The standard for comedy in general is so low the President thinks he can participate.
Strictly speaking, many people would say the way he runs the country is laughable.
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While Obama is charismatic I don't think it translates into a post President career in stand up.
Dang it, P&R has been too fun today. Stop distracting me from my job, you jerks.
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Dang it, P&R has been too fun today. Stop distracting me from my job, you jerks.
If only I could discuss earthquakes and racism with my coworkers...without the inevitable being fired !
That is a good name for a book.. Earthquakes and racism: A cautionary tale.
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Perhaps if he got into slapstick comedy. I'm sure taking an occasional thrown shoe to the face would garner a few chuckles.
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Yall act like that dinner isn't just reading other peoples jokes. It's a formulaic event that every president does.
Or is the next conspiracy that while Nepalese children choked under the dust and ash of a horrific earthquake that Obama in his bed penciled with glee his act for the Correspondents dinner. When prompted about the devastation across Nepal, he shrugged and decided to throw in a joke about dead people on Everest.
Then him and Biden 4/20 blazed it while Michelle benched Secret Service members in the weight room the next day.
Or is the next conspiracy that while Nepalese children choked under the dust and ash of a horrific earthquake that Obama in his bed penciled with glee his act for the Correspondents dinner. When prompted about the devastation across Nepal, he shrugged and decided to throw in a joke about dead people on Everest.
Then him and Biden 4/20 blazed it while Michelle benched Secret Service members in the weight room the next day.
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At the end of his speech Obama dropped the mic and said "What are you going to do impeach me ?!"
Wait, Obama doesn't write his own jokes? #outrage
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Wait, Obama doesn't write his own jokes? #outrage
Please tell me wrestling is real ! You will crush my childhood if it is fake !
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Wait, Obama doesn't write his own jokes? #outrage
He's that lazy.
Probably doesn't even write bills himself. Or his own speeches. Or do his own laundry. Or pay his bills. Or fire the drones at children himself.
Meanwhile Michelle wanders the halls of the White House randomly throatpunching people.
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Well it is Spring time in the white house Michelle is working the plantation... I mean garden garden !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Meanwhile Michelle wanders the halls of the White House randomly throatpunching people.
I will give my entire change jar for this to be true and put, uncensored, on YouTube. The First Lady just walking around and mercilessly cutting down staffers.
Edit: *Ramyrez fights down his common sense telling him this is a terrible idea and goes to search for throatpunches on YouTube.*
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Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Meanwhile Michelle wanders the halls of the White House randomly throatpunching people.
I will give my entire change jar for this to be true and put, uncensored, on YouTube. The First Lady just walking around and mercilessly cutting down staffers.
Edit: *Ramyrez fights down his common sense telling him this is a terrible idea and goes to search for throatpunches on YouTube.*
I'm pretty sure I saw Michelle in one of those videos of people kicking bulls in the nards.
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*sigh*
It would have been a terrible idea if it weren't just a bunch of militia "self-defense how-to" videos and muscle heads/MMA garbage.
I really just wanted a montage of amateur fist fights going wrong.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
It would have been a terrible idea if it weren't just a bunch of militia "self-defense how-to" videos and muscle heads/MMA garbage.
I really just wanted a montage of amateur fist fights going wrong.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
Well being beat up by the First Lady is an odd fetish...it is still my fetish !
Here is my fetish:
Here is my fetish:
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fonewear said: »
Well it is Spring time in the white house Michelle is working the plantation... I mean garden garden !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Word has it that nothing brings Michelle more enjoyment than cornering one of the white staffers, throwing them against the wall and saying in her best Somali accent:
"Look at me. Look. at. me. I'm the oppressor now."
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
fonewear said: »
Well it is Spring time in the white house Michelle is working the plantation... I mean garden garden !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Sorry I had a racist repressed memory lapse !
Word has it that nothing brings Michelle more enjoyment than cornering one of the white staffers, throwing them against the wall and saying in her best Somali accent:
"Look at me. Look. at. me. I'm the oppressor now."
But the question is, does she go Jefferson on them?
Seraph.Ramyrez said: »
Man, president does some schtick to try to lighten people up from being so deadly serious all the time, gets ***for that too.
This guy can't win with you people.
This guy can't win with you people.
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
RDJ in brownface
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Ragnarok.Nausi said: »
Thousands die from a devastating earthquake, and we're too busy obsessing over faux oppression from racism 200+ years ago to pay attention.
We should all be ashamed.
We should all be ashamed.
When's Nepal gonna get around to banning fracking already?
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