Random Politics & Religion #00

Still using words you don't comprehend?

Did't know you was a fan of Obamacare fone!

Well I'm know around here as a hardcore abortion rights activist. I make it my personal mission to be an unlicensed abortion doctor.

I also write for the Huff Post when things get slow.

In fact I personally did Hillary's first abortion.

And we have gone full Jet circle.

Since there are no women on the internet going to be hard to get a women's prospective on abortion.

Just men pretending to be women!

Can you believe that there are people on here who are dudes but use women as their avatars? I know you can't fathom such a thing, but it's true.

The real question is, since man invented the internet, does that mean a real feminist can't use it?

Wait a minute, what if Bahamut Zero is a girl?

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I know they are terrible people especially this guy:

Yeah, he should get those tumors looked at.

I say this almost everyday:

"A fossil is not really a bone, but it's actually a bone filled with limestone calcium and other rock-like deposits"

Funny.

Rav, volunteering to do his part for male mammograms.

Only if they go to Jezebel and Huff Post.

I think the really, really sad part of that video, is she actually says what a fossil is. But then follows up with... "Lol that's not a fossil, yo, that's a rock - like the ones in my head"

Only Jezebel could come up with hard hitting news like this:

http://jezebel.com/5827709/lets-invent-a-catchy-new-word-for-feminism

In a new interview with the UK edition of Harper's Bazaar, Beyoncé is asked if she is a feminist.

She replies:

"I don't really feel that it's necessary to define it. It's just something that's kind of natural for me, and I feel like… you know… it's, like, what I live for.
I need to find a catchy new word for feminism, right? Like Bootylicious."

Oh, dear. Why do some women have so many issues with the words "feminist" and "feminism"? Do they think "feminism" means "lesbianism"? Or "man-hating"? (Yes, apparently: Lady Gaga once said, "I'm not a feminist. I love men.")

Newsflash: If you believe that women should be treated the same as men, paid the same as men and enjoy the same rights as men, congratulations! You're a feminist.

According to Merriam-Webster:

fem·i·nism noun \ˈfe-mə-ˌni-zəm\
the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes

Equality! So simple! And yet. Apparently we need something "catchy." The Spice Girls jiggled and giggled about "Girl Power," but clearly we need a new, modern word women can use.
Suggestions:

femquality
chickpoweredness
lumpquality (as in lady lumps)

Can you come up with something better? Email dodai@jezebel.com with "Feminism" in the subject line, or post your suggestions below. We'll pick a winner, and the genius behind the entry will win a box of chocolate. Chocolate is fuel for women, everyone knows that. How can a lady be empowered without it?

Femalicious.

I'd email them but I"d probably get hate mail cause if I reveled I'm a male they would stalk me. They've never talked to a real male just "whipped" men.

And a box of chocolate would go straight to my thighs !

I have a suggestion Ovary Oppressors.

You want to argue for a couple of pages then *wink*

SO many things wrong in that vid, Jet. Like her lax grasp on reverse engineering, that Dinosaurs (the term and concept) predate her bizarre theory, that "thing" she calls the head of a Brachiosaur head is made of what appears to be chalk, and simply believes it can be "put together" by spackle.










CRAPSPACKLE!

That wasn't a spiked mace ;)

.......oh dear god, was I anal probed....with....

/barfs

I find it interesting that you are either rewatching it or still processing what you saw, and the level of hurt it gives one's brain.

I couldn't handle watching the whole thing at once, so I watched it in segments.

But yes, the level of brainhurt is epic.

Guys

Goodnight!

To be fair, I only watched about 3/4 of it, then lost focus.

Good thing she's not bad looking, as she's dumb.

That's what you get when you let a female think for herself.

I'd like to fill her with something if you know what I mean...