'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
One Of Those Dumb FB Things.
One of those dumb FB things.
I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
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Grumpy Cat said: »
I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
WTF?
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My book only went up to page 42...
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Caution: This is a draft 2013 Tax Table, at the time of publication, the IRS has not released the 2013 Tax Table. For the latest information, see ...
Damn Master Tax Guide! Telling me my 2013 love life is just a draft!
Damn Master Tax Guide! Telling me my 2013 love life is just a draft!
Figure 3-11: Distribution of the cold climates of the world
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"Chemical reactions change the nature of substances."
Somehow..it fits.
Somehow..it fits.
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Eileen nodded.
Can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that.
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Chemical reactions change the nature of substances."
Somehow..it fits.
Somehow..it fits.
Chaos infusions are pockets of chaos that appear without warning in your environment.
Sounds like a woman
Sounds like a woman
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"But the key events in punctuated equilibrium, while giving rise to more rapid change, don't represent instantaneous jumps."
Butthead: Uhuhhuh. He said "giving rise."
Beavis: Nnng! I'll punctuate your equilibrium!
Butthead: Uhuhhuh. He said "giving rise."
Beavis: Nnng! I'll punctuate your equilibrium!
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So many people with school books on their desk! I wonder if any was ever opened until now! kehehe
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"As she'd hoped, there was a breeze flowing up there."
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What?
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What?
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"Basically, you had to become a Jew before you could convert to Christianity."
"if you show anger or negativity when you resign, you may be hurting yourself in the future."
Its like a run on fortune cookie.
Its like a run on fortune cookie.
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"I hope we don't need these," Joseph said, slapping in a clip, and Barry nodded in agreement.
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(With some allowance for punctuation):
"Some families want that connection - others do not"
Eh, works for me.
"Some families want that connection - others do not"
Eh, works for me.
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Hydralisk, the Zerg's bread-and-butter unit, can be effective in both ground and air attack and defense.
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"Don't be an idiot, of course there'd be farms"
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I don't like where this is going.
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I don't like where this is going.
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These tiny piglets have a dark secret.
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"That must be Yogo himself," said Great Prince.
...wat
...wat
turned to page 45... first sentence explains my love life...
(can I say the paragraph instead?)
"Yes, I too can love; you yourselves can tell it from the past. Is it not so? Well, now I promise you that when I am done with him you shall kiss him at your will. Now go! go! I must awaken him, for there is work to be done." - Dracula, by Bram Stoker
(can I say the paragraph instead?)
"Yes, I too can love; you yourselves can tell it from the past. Is it not so? Well, now I promise you that when I am done with him you shall kiss him at your will. Now go! go! I must awaken him, for there is work to be done." - Dracula, by Bram Stoker
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"So I decided to try something called affirmations, which I will describe in more detail later in the book."
Mine is a catalog:
We've made it easy to order everything you need.
We've made it easy to order everything you need.
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even from here, Rachel could make out the crisscross of crime tape.
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I don't think it's a coincidence that my baby's eyes glow like the devil's on the video monitor.
....um. k.
....um. k.
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The table below outlines the operational limitations for all MAYTAG Whole Home Water Filtration Systems.
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THe page was on Symbols, I give the top two items.
EMERGENCY. FOOTINGS.
EMERGENCY. FOOTINGS.
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