MS Paint Reborn: Challenge #1

Time to bring this back people! I don't want to hear your excuses... no wait... actually, I DO!

This week the MS Paint Challenge theme will be to Draw your excuse!

Draw the worst, the best, or the most outrageous excuse you have ever used or seen used to get out of something!

As a special treat, I am going to stream my entry!

I guess we need some rules, but how about we lighten em up a bit this time around?

RULES
1. ALL IMAGES POSTED MUST ADHERE TO THE FORUMS RULES ON IMAGE POSTING. Just because you drew some boobs or a dingdong all by yourself doesn't mean you can post 'em here!

2. Themes will typically be posted on Monday, entries due by Saturday, voting on Sunday. Special situations will be handled as needed!

3. Use what-the-heck ever artsy program you want! The core of the MS Paint Challenge lies in limiting yourself to the archaic software built into the operating systems. That being said I don't want to restrict anyone who would want to participate.

4. Try to vote in bold to make it easier to spot, and please try to wait until Sunday to do so. No voting for yourself! If you have to vote early for reasons, please put your vote in a spoiler.