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 Shiva.Flionheart
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-18 14:51:27
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Asura.Poupee said:
If you have interest in a few girls go out and make your move. Wouldnt you rather have the please of sex instead of your right hand for once?

Switch to the left.

Why does everyone always assume it's the right hand :S

Well, statistically more people are indeed right handed. Also, it catches people off-guard if they use the left in conversations, admitting they'd rather masturbate. :o

1.2.3.4 I declare a thumb war 5.6.7.8 I use this hand to masturbate
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-18 14:51:34
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Asura.Poupee said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Poupee said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Asura.Poupee said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Asura.Poupee said:
If you have interest in a few girls go out and make your move. Wouldnt you rather have the please of sex instead of your right hand for once?
Kids are growing up so fast these days...
Got that right even my 3 sons are talking about having sex.
How can i make a move on the internet with the girl i'm talking to?
Its called flirting. look it up bro
^_= how you doin'
Cant do it now. Gotta wait at least 2 days now.
tch
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By Fenrir.Tool 2010-08-18 14:51:40
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Asura.Poupee said:
If you have interest in a few girls go out and make your move. Wouldnt you rather have the please of sex instead of your right hand for once?

Switch to the left.

Why does everyone always assume it's the right hand :S

Well, statistically more people are indeed right handed. Also, it catches people off-guard if they use the left in conversations, admitting they'd rather masturbate. :o

If I bat in baseball and jerk off with my left hand does that make me ambidextrous?
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By Fenrir.Tool 2010-08-18 14:53:15
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
You guys only use one hand?

Multitasking my friend.
Multitasking.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-08-18 14:53:30
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Asura.Poupee said:
If you have interest in a few girls go out and make your move. Wouldnt you rather have the please of sex instead of your right hand for once?

Switch to the left.

Why does everyone always assume it's the right hand :S

Well, statistically more people are indeed right handed. Also, it catches people off-guard if they use the left in conversations, admitting they'd rather masturbate. :o

1.2.3.4 I declare a thumb war 5.6.7.8 I use this hand to masturbate
ahhh love that one joke
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-18 14:53:35
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
You guys only use one hand?
I'd rather not finger my *** and jack off at the same time like you do, row. sorry
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-18 14:54:46
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Have we really sunk this low?
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By Fenrir.Tool 2010-08-18 14:54:46
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
Fenrir.Tool said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
You guys only use one hand?

Multitasking my friend.
Multitasking.
I dunno about everyone else, but I find movies, I can't be bothered to point and click finding new pictures all the time.

Who actually watches a full length porn film these days?

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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-18 14:55:17
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
You guys only use one hand?
I'd rather not finger my *** and jack off at the same time like you do, row. sorry

You're missing a great deal my friend.
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By Fenrir.Gimmeurselables 2010-08-18 14:55:21
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Hey I heard somebody wanted to make babies so I came online to post ;D
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-18 14:55:46
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?
/bows


now back to normal conversations for you guys



/goes home
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-18 14:55:48
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Fenrir.Gimmeurselables said:
Hey I heard somebody wanted to make babies so I came online to post ;D

It was me

/net gun
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2010-08-18 14:56:34
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Clips baby. All about clips. I don't think I've ever sat through an entire full-length porno.
Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?

This is why you still aren't an old ***!
We've been down this road tons of times...
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By Fenrir.Gimmeurselables 2010-08-18 14:56:51
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Fairy.Spence said:
Fenrir.Gimmeurselables said:
Hey I heard somebody wanted to make babies so I came online to post ;D

It was me

/net gun
Oh noooooooooooooooo D:
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-18 14:57:40
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Clips baby. All about clips. I don't think I've ever sat through an entire full-length porno.
Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?

This is why you still aren't an old ***!
We've been down this road tons of times...

I prefer the sites with many clips as well, ADD masturbation ftw
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-08-18 14:59:40
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Fairy.Spence said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Clips baby. All about clips. I don't think I've ever sat through an entire full-length porno.
Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?

This is why you still aren't an old ***!
We've been down this road tons of times...

I prefer the sites with many clips as well, ADD masturbation ftw
You can have variety that way too ^^
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By Asura.Dameshi 2010-08-18 14:59:49
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Clips baby. All about clips. I don't think I've ever sat through an entire full-length porno.
Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?
This is why you still aren't an old ***!
We've been down this road tons of times...
Times are a changing my friend. I shall usher in the era of sensible chatter!
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-18 15:00:36
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I actually like the lolstories ~

I'm just disappointed my friends don't have super hot moms or sisters or anything
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2010-08-18 15:01:33
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Asura.Dameshi said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Clips baby. All about clips. I don't think I've ever sat through an entire full-length porno.
Asura.Dameshi said:
Have we really sunk this low?
This is why you still aren't an old ***!
We've been down this road tons of times...
Times are a changing my friend. I shall usher in the era of sensible chatter!

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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-18 15:06:11
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
I need a SAM spellcast.

Is that some kinky form of jerking off? Tell us more!
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By Fenrir.Tool 2010-08-18 15:07:20
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Here ya go

Just find a well written one, copy, paste, and edit to your gear/liking.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2010-08-18 15:07:39
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Masturbation spellcast...a man can only dream. Then we'd know when it's okay to go at it again without it being painful.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2010-08-18 15:07:49
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Fairy.Spence said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I need a SAM spellcast.

Is that some kinky form of jerking off? Tell us more!
SAM = Screen to Arm Motion?
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-18 15:10:27
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Masturbation spellcast...a man can only dream. Then we'd know when it's okay to go at it again without it being painful.

Embrace the pain!
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