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 Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:54:28
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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I think I want to get a massage

And not one with a happy ending ~


Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.

I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:55:08
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
I have yet to meet a girl that gives a decent massage... I'm seriously missing out I think. :(

Ya, I don't know what a good massage feels like, but I think I'd like it lol
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:55:09
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Sylph.Anjali said:
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I'm all stressed and tense and ***


/massages spence the kind without a happy ending
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By Hades.Eliane 2010-08-13 13:55:28
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Fairy.Spence said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I think I want to get a massage

And not one with a happy ending ~


Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.

I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~

Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things?
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By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 13:55:58
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Sylph.Anjali said:

I know, sorry I can't help. Besides I usually help stressed people by baking them a cake.

A cake? Oh let's be friends! Syrup is great on cake!
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:56:13
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Hades.Eliane said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I think I want to get a massage

And not one with a happy ending ~


Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.

I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~

Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things?

I'm sure there is, I will look into it
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:57:00
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Hades.Eliane said:
Fairy.Spence said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Fairy.Spence said:
I think I want to get a massage

And not one with a happy ending ~


Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.

I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~

Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things?
It's called having a woman in the house.
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:57:05
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Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|
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By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 13:57:34
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Sylph.Anjali said:
Alexander.Taryyn said:
Sylph.Anjali said:

I know, sorry I can't help. Besides I usually help stressed people by baking them a cake.

A cake? Oh let's be friends! Syrup is great on cake!

I don't want you to put syrup on the cake I bake for you. No! no no!

Ok. I promise not to put syrup on homemade cake.

/call sponsor
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:57:50
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
beat me like she's tenderizing meat.
pun intended?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:58:20
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
beat me like she's tenderizing meat.
pun intended?

LOL no. But now that you mention it... wait... still no :D
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:58:34
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Erotic Massages
 Diabolos.Chupacabra
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:59:30
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Sylph.Anjali said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|

This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.


Agreed.

Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.
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By Ramuh.Thunderz 2010-08-13 13:59:36
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
beat me like she's tenderizing meat.
pun intended?


duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:59:52
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Fairy.Spence said:
tell us how it is, spency

and hopfully you don't get a fat nasty chick

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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 14:00:35
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Fairy.Spence said:


Upscale Studio?! It looks like a small house... not even a nice house. That's like a brothel or something. You should totally check it out Spence!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:00:42
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Ramuh.Thunderz said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
beat me like she's tenderizing meat.
pun intended?


duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Thundderrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 Diabolos.Chupacabra
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 14:02:03
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I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:02:09
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Sylph.Anjali said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|

This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.


Agreed.

Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.

I quite like it when a man can admit to doing stuff like that. I don't really understand the whole macho identity thing.
I only wanna go to a spa just to relieve my stress

from all the *** going on at work and at school and on ffxi
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 14:02:12
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Fairy.Spence said:


Upscale Studio?! It looks like a small house... not even a nice house. That's like a brothel or something. You should totally check it out Spence!

I don't want to pay!
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By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 14:02:25
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Sylph.Anjali said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Sylph.Anjali said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|

This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.


Agreed.

Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.

I quite like it when a man can admit to doing stuff like that. I don't really understand the whole macho identity thing.

Spas are amazing. You might do a search for men only bathhouses. Bet you could get a massage for free!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:02:34
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go.
We know now.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 14:02:53
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go.

I don't think I'd get a facial, despite the fact that I try to take care of my skin lol

I'd have no problem saying I went for a massage
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