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With the intention of starting ***.

Not a bad troll aside from the fact it lacks meat, there was no real punchline in it. I didn't exactly feel hurt when you said that, and I had to wait a long time for you to say it. I was waiting an hour for a steak and all I got was half a hot pocket.

I realize you british guys are kinda pussies who just feed off us americans, but if you're gonna fight with me come in swinging or pack it up and go home. I'm not gonna waste my time with this soft ***. Did you have tea and biscuits this morning or just ***? Oh ***, I used the word ***, inb4gay.

Go take some more pics of you humping ppl in ffxi with your gimp thf in a subligar, because you aren't amusing anybody trying to act tough.

*Obvious attempt at redirecting*

Don't remember where I found it/how I came across it.
Maybe it was here.

Bed time!

I'm loving his full AF rdm with a bibiki seashell. And getting damn bored waiting for his response. I need to go take a shower before I hit the sack and he's holding me up. I've already got something prepared for him. That's right, I wrote the next response while waiting for his. Z_Z

Um I'm not trying to act tough, where did you conjure that from? Your the one with the fighting talk, sitting behind your monitor every night of the week giving it all that to whoever you don't like the look of. You should do promo for UFC or MMA seeing as you are obviously so intimidating lulz.

Are you getting a little butthurt over there? It's a tell tale sign your losing it when you throw the American line, because that hurt me so much /cry

I should make a cheeseburger joke, but your funny enough so let's go with that atm.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

TL;DR

Wall-o-text omg.
My eyes are either bleeding or you just burned my retinas.

Aww SK I was hoping for a response not your resume.

Btw you totally just lost with that lol.

Since that's gonna take so long to read I'm going to go take my shower, I'll be back.

Edit: lmao.


***, I haven't been reminded of kindergarten in a year. Is that really all you can say?

Old ***is old. :\ Can we move on?

About to wash my ***, maybe he will fall off and it will stop, gonna go see.

Lol you keep saying your going afk then 2 seconds later
your posting again.

I must really be getting to you if you need to keep coming back and checking to see if I've replied.

Then again it doesn't take long to wash something that small I guess.

Such a foreign concept~

Thats what she sai--


GFDI.

Same here, I actually didn't know what the term 'Verbose' meant earlier, I was annoyed.

Google is my friend for grammatical delicacies.

Made me LOL more than it should have. I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi.

I overuse the pot, kettle black analogy, I piss myself off when I do it :/ I hate that! When you do something that even pisses yourself off.

And I do understand that, there was a guy in a thread a few days ago trying to act smarter than he was, it was unnecessary and annoying :/

I only use the memes out of sarcasm. :\
Or at least try to.