Saying ewww...that's just nasty is a cover-up. It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun.
It was really the additional line you added saying she was cool from the start but now is even "cooler" ;P
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Saying ewww...that's just nasty is a cover-up. It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun.
It was really the additional line you added saying she was cool from the start but now is even "cooler" ;P Xxnumbertwoxx said: Why do I always meet the cool chicks on the internet in an anonymous fashion >.< Cuz they're usually guys >.> Valefor.Lilbusta
Eternaltriumph said: Well...there's a difference between money shot women who don't want it, and are terrified of it. Like...some women just know off the bat it's not fun, it's gonna suck to get it, it's gonna hurt, and it's sticky. Then there are those that don't think about it. Like...one ex didn't care if it got near/on the eyelid. Until one day it got in. It wasn't pretty and from thereon, thus, terrified and scarred for life. That's reminds me of 40 Year Old Virgin ^^ Lilbusta said: It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun. Where is this proof, please. And is it written by a male? Valefor.Lilbusta
Lemme go search through all my FHMs...
It wasn't written just by one person...this was a university study. proof 1:
sex shop here you have to be 21 to get into...i've been sneaking into since i was 17 Celene said: Lilbusta said: It's proven women are worse than men when it comes to sex, porn and fun. Where is this proof, please. And is it written by a male? because it takes so god damn long for women to get started and finish...thats why! to prove that women think about it moar!
Celene said: No one washes their face? There is always that clean up stage after sex. <.< Nieko said: Xxnumbertwoxx said: Why do I always meet the cool chicks on the internet in an anonymous fashion >.< Cuz they're usually guys >.> Prolly true... for ludo, merryxmas early:
I was never a fan of the money shot. I hate when the ***gets on me period so cant imagine it getting on my face therefore i couldnt do that to a girl i cared for. (yes i'm a strange man, i wont sleep with girls i dont care about) I am a way bigger fan of spraying somewhere inside. Mouth is the greatest btw. Just make sure u go gargle/brush before u try to kiss me or drink outta my glass.
i didn't scale it down...cause...it was supposed to be a BIG PRESENT
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Now what I think is funny is that women want to have that one person, yet want to have all those toys. Men want to have all those women, but are fine with that one toy(hand).
Lilbusta said: Now what I think is funny is that women want to have that one person, yet want to have all those toys. Men want to have all those women, but are fine with that one toy(hand). That's because men are easy, we wanna stick it, and it really doesn't matter where TBH. It's true. Side note, I had a g/f once rant to me about how hard it is to read a guy during sex, and I was like "Are you *** kidding me??"... She was a retard, though. Totally a looker, not a thinker lol Valefor.Lilbusta
Men...hard to read? Meh, women are taught how to play it out if it sucks. Just kidding though. Not all women are that evil...well idk about Aly. She surprises all of us daily.
Bellaswan said: for ludo, merryxmas early: tyvm. Miho isnt one of my favorites though. Nieko said: I was never a fan of the money shot. I hate when the ***gets on me period so cant imagine it getting on my face therefore i couldnt do that to a girl i cared for. (yes i'm a strange man, i wont sleep with girls i dont care about) I am a way bigger fan of spraying somewhere inside. Mouth is the greatest btw. Just make sure u go gargle/brush before u try to kiss me or drink outta my glass. Tbest said: I wonder what the official term is for a fear of sperm. Spermatophobia... Google FTW Valefor.Lilbusta
*Points at Nieko.* Spermatophob!
OMG EVERYBODY SPAM IT!!!! SPERMATOPHOBIA!!!!
EDIT: oh lu doggy dogg deleted his post. WHOS THE NINJA DELETER NOW!?!?!!?!?!?!!? Valefor.Lilbusta
FAIL!
it's not just sperm...it's all germs as they term it
Bellaswan said: Ludoggy said: Bellaswan said: for ludo, merryxmas early: tyvm. Miho isnt one of my favorites though. ok...i try again... one at a time! also whats with those bikinis using chains instead of strings? Xxnumbertwoxx said: OMG EVERYBODY SPAM IT!!!! SPERMATOPHOBIA!!!! EDIT: oh lu doggy dogg deleted his post. WHOS THE NINJA DELETER NOW!?!?!!?!?!?!!? well...3 people said it...and I'm just slow/busy on the game? Bellaswan said: it's not just sperm...it's all germs as they term it thought it was all bodily fluids. >.< I GIVE UP...YOU SPERMATOPHOBE!
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