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 Seraph.Pikachu
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By Seraph.Pikachu 2009-10-21 13:41:51
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I bet my phone will die in the first hour QQ
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:42:05
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Pikachu said:
Checking for palups or something in her large intestine cuz they cause cancer D:


D= oh no!
 Asura.Ludoggy
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 13:43:13
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Rowland said:
Interesting.
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very classy
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 13:47:28
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(203): she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
(860): what did you do?
(203): i asked her out. that's so hot.
 Gilgamesh.Alyria
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-10-21 13:49:49
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Oh yea, just took oxy.

No pain for a few hours
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 13:52:17
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Rowland said:
Krizz said:
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(203): she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
(860): what did you do?
(203): i asked her out. that's so hot.

But she doesn't want to be his girlfriend.


she wants to be his *** buddy
 Ramuh.Krizz
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 13:54:03
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Those are always cool with me. cept this one fat chick that's near stalkerish.

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(203): I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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(347): you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the *** the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

No joke
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 13:54:56
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Ugh was a feasible and cheap sorcerer's ring proc set for a Taru BLM? All I see are Zenith sets and rare/ex stuff that's out of my league.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 13:56:18
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Lilbusta said:
Ugh was a feasible and cheap sorcerer's ring proc set for a Taru BLM? All I see are Zenith sets and rare/ex stuff that's out of my league.

poison pots? P:
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 14:00:17
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(321): Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.


--

In other news, I'm down to 10,604 texts in my sent box.
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 14:00:43
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Ya that works but then I add to the cookies, pies, puffs, drinks, drops, oils and powders. All that already is expensive to maintain.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 14:01:58
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Rowland said:
Krizz said:
Those are always cool with me. cept this one fat chick that's near stalkerish.

All the ones I know are either fat and slutty and you give them disgusted looks, or they're fat and tell you they don't want sex at all and get an attitude if you try to tell them otherwise.


I cringed at this.. Fat AND slutty? I bet they have tattoos and listen to heavy metal while chugging Tequila.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2009-10-21 14:05:05
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I'm bored. Can we draw boobs on the chalk board?!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 14:06:27
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only in America can a guy be black and thats enough reason for a cop to taze him.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 14:06:27
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Urial said:
I'm bored. Can we draw boobs on the chalk board?!

*claps the erasers to make a smoke cloud*
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By Bahamut.Rydiya 2009-10-21 14:06:35
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Urial said:
I'm bored. Can we draw boobs on the chalk board?!

:/ I'm bored too.. Can't move servers now, and I found out.. Raelia may not pay for the game as he hasn't been playing for the past few weeks... Financially he's in charge of both accounts. Bleh.
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 14:06:40
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She said she had sex to make him stop stalking her.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-21 14:08:07
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Rowland said:
Kungfuhustle said:
I cringed at this.. Fat AND slutty? I bet they have tattoos and listen to heavy metal while chugging Tequila.

Yea you know what I'm talking about. And it's Tequila and/or Vodka.

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML


sex with her vibrator doesnt count, especially if shes fat/ugly/disgusting or whatever
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 14:09:54
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(334): I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

Win
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-10-21 14:10:06
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If a female says she just had sex it's either because it was with a celebrity she has a crush on or she's a *** and making it an open invitation if you don't mind sloppy seconds.
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-10-21 14:10:08
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Rydiya said:
Urial said:
I'm bored. Can we draw boobs on the chalk board?!

:/ I'm bored too.. Can't move servers now, and I found out.. Raelia may not pay for the game as he hasn't been playing for the past few weeks... Financially he's in charge of both accounts. Bleh.
There's this thing called a job... Get one. :P
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-10-21 14:10:25
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Kungfuhustle said:
only in America can a guy be black and thats enough reason for a cop to taze him.


Only in America we can blame all the things wrong on Race.
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By Bahamut.Rydiya 2009-10-21 14:11:53
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Tbest said:
Rydiya said:
Urial said:
I'm bored. Can we draw boobs on the chalk board?!

:/ I'm bored too.. Can't move servers now, and I found out.. Raelia may not pay for the game as he hasn't been playing for the past few weeks... Financially he's in charge of both accounts. Bleh.
There's this thing called a job... Get one. :P

Been trying. Haven't been able to find one yet.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-10-21 14:12:24
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(704): One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ***
(901): *** it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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