FFXIAH Linkshell Ni

you already pressed the sending explosion button didn't you (@2:09)

As to your question last night Mosin about pearling randos....

linky

Results may very, certain restrictions may apply

at times I may appear to be generous... for instance, you invited vic and we have been giving him a hand sometimes. but, whether vic remembers us or not from the olden days...(nobody ever does btw) he was a good player and I still feel an obligation to help out in an any friend of larry's is a friend of mine kind of way as larry, (who probably also doesn't remember me) has always been extraordinarily helpful player.

and at the same time I was probably a total *** last night to bumblebeetuna...whose name sounds familiar...but it might be the jim carrey / ace ventura thing talking




PARTY CHECK!!! NEW RULES!!! YNYR!!!

PARKER...I'm delegating you to read the new revised rules, eighth edition.

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Anyone nice enough to waste their time trying to help me out with that *** of a quest is either a good dood, or a super bored one.

/from underneath his desk

you guy are completely ruling out the possibility that he might be a super secret deep cover covert operative...from.../hits the opium pipe again....secretagentland!

everything is possible.

also, is bob ignoring us? or has he answered us several times already and grown tired of us not listening to his replies....

I seem to remember something about him only playing casually...
/stares at the opium pipe
but I might have dreamed it...or hallucinated it...or skimmed it, forgotten it and then remembered it just now.....


also, also, is bob a ghost and if so, why is he haunting us?

PARKER go check the obituaries and see if bob died and if so who is most likely responsible / top of the suspect list for killing him....

I'm sure it's probably me too PARKER... but go check anyways...
/glances at the clock

WAIT!!!

scratch that and put a pin in it or remind me to remind you to check it monday because it's scotch o'clock in this mofo!!!!

/runs out screaming

nah he has an active LS, so I said we'd leave him alone. for now...

Local World Market closing its doors. Snagged some Founders Double Trouble for 30% off.

Also went Oreganos ...should have said no to the Pazooki

Me trying to fight Kin last night:

Zero~ why isn't mosin facing the mob?
me~ he's drunk and/or passed out

we're not one of those super cereal linkshells of days of yore...you can show up whatever job you want and if you pass out during an event we probably won't draw all over you with permanent magic markers.

also PARKER we finally found someone worse at keeping track of things than you... and his name is Jim Beam... he'll help you get into all sorts of trouble... but once you're neck deep in it and sinking fast... he is nowhere to be found.

yeah I need the booze to sleep, but the timing can really be hit or miss.

/bad russian accent
vodka is very very sneaky comrade...

I heard someone yell "Mosin!" and I woke up, I think turned away, and fell asleep again >.<

I wanted teh scales so bad...

Another week another Monday.

2 weeks of vacation has ruined me.

I'm having trouble seeing out of my right eye....

and I have to go yell at PARKER....who just sent a telemarketer call to engineering.... and I'm all~ "diabolical support how can I help you?"

"I'm looking for the manager responsible for purchasing printing supplies"

/pause.....we don't have one of those....it's 2019 bro!

what does that mean?

nobody prints anything anymore!

that's not true....

you'll see... /laughing hangs up the phone

poor dumb ***... it wouldn't even help him if he used those supplies to print up a bunch of new resumes.... who still even excepts paper resumes!? McDonald's?

maybe the supermarket?

***... even target and walmart are digital.

send help

PARKER if anyone calls selling buggy whips, light-bulbs for overhead projectors, cassette tapes, or toner cartridges... tell them to cram it!!!...

wait...on second thought just put them through to flavin he probably still uses *** phonebooks and ***like that.

no.

ok

you need to be more like your brother vic... he started from scratch and you know what he's asked for so far? a margeruite and a hecteye eye.... idk why PARKER and I don't judge...

he's like... level 75 or 80 or something already... I feel like my "help" has only been slowing him down and he's been nice enough not to complain about me going the wrong way all the time and drunkenly stumbling into walls and dead ends....

Vic you only need up to step 6 (unlock the waypoint at the frontier station in Morimar) to hang with Mosin and Chimi in their relentless pursuit of capacity points...

PARKER is it just me or is this week taking forever?

/checks the atomic clock

we appear to be moving forward at normal speed. hmmmm...

what else do we have on the agenda for tuesday? I might need to pop into vagary for some etched memories to finish my whm ensemble...and I need a few cards from omen to finish off the smn piece I'm working on.....

and I need to find a few reliable people for our rematch with kin on wednesday... god I hate shouting for people. Maybe I'll ask tolteon, he's a good dude and he knows people.

we could have alokin pup tank it...but he is also our hardest hitting dd... /drums fingers on desk

if jas whms, I bard, zero geo's, chimi rdms, nite smns and alokin pups... could we super buff mosin into the ultimate monk badass using rua's boost trick to pause during damage absorption...

/deep thoughts