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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » whatever happened to KN I figured he would be around til the ends of this place... idk... yeah.. he posted a metric ***ton didn't he...and that was his sock he made after his original character was permabanned... what was his name lol....
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Ah so that was really him huh lol... oh yeah Chinese Wednesday! Hunger pangs...
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saving my lunch money for powerball tickets. I shall survive on hate and coffee today comrades.
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Siren.Mosin said: » saving my lunch money for powerball tickets. I shall survive on hate and coffee today comrades. >:
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Siren.Mosin said: » saving my lunch money for powerball tickets. I shall survive on hate and coffee today comrades. >: oh damn... thanks for reminding me! /checks wallet I've got more $1 than a stripper...wtf?
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Siren.Mosin said: » saving my lunch money for powerball tickets. I shall survive on hate and coffee today comrades. >: oh damn... thanks for reminding me! /checks wallet I've got more $1 than a stripper...wtf? Speaking of strip clubs the funny thing about OU is that there is one almost quite literally across the street from campus... I laughed pretty hard about that... can’t make it as an engineer? Sugars is here! Need help paying off that student loan? Lol...
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bahaha
that guy I got into an email fight with on monday tried to get me fired. If only I wasn't so useful, I'd be outta here. sorry chump, gotta fight a guy who cares with trickery and cowardice. your pussified PC method of fighting only effects those who care about their profession and / or reputation! I win round 2!
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I *** forgot to buy lottery tickets on the way home!...
goddammit I hate being an old forgetful *** win one for the gipper mosin!
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damn... nobody hit powerball. /kicks PARKER
sorry mosey... let's see if I can remember to play before saturday. what else?... it's "bonfire of the thursdays" (temporary name)  Lakshmi.Flavin said: » #me too I don't like carrying a lot of cash around... and I try to use the ones first just because I hate having a george costanza wallet... YouTube Video Placeholder
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Work is dead enough that it feels like there's nothing to do but busy enough that I don't feel like spending the down time being constructive by learning skills or some ***...
Bah humbug. Happy... whatever weekly holiday we're on.
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My brother has the Constanza wallet... I had him show me what was in it that was so important that he’s always sitting on an angle and he’s like a hoarder for his wallet as he’s got like an punch card for a restaurant that doesn’t exist anymore kinda stuff...
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Shiva.Spathaian said: » Work is dead enough that it feels like there's nothing to do but busy enough that I don't feel like spending the down time being constructive by learning skills or some ***... Bah humbug. Happy... whatever weekly holiday we're on.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: » I don't feel like spending the down time being constructive by learning skills or some ***... you can join us... we're spring cleaning out our wallets... >.> Lakshmi.Flavin said: » he’s got like an punch card for a restaurant that doesn’t exist anymore let's see... expired insurance cards...business cards from ***...old plane ticket stubs with the baggage stickers still on them from the last time I went to mexico for work...receipts I forgot to turn in... now I have to fill out an expense report... calgon take me away YouTube Video Placeholder
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Shiva.Spathaian said: » I don't feel like spending the down time being constructive by learning skills or some ***... you can join us... we're spring cleaning out our wallets... >.> But you guys make a good point... I need to clean out my wallet, got too many old cards in there that I need to trash. ... You know, I don't need them but I feel like I should get business cards made up. I still have my business card holder at home that I'd love to use again.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: » Sure, I'll be here to take any nasty ol' money cluttering up your wallets! ok here... I got a stack of ones and a fistful of pesos you can have...  that one's worth almost a whole dollar >.> /sigh I have to go back to queretaro next...submitted the bid...waiting for approval... and a purchase order... /sighing continues it feels like waiting for a wanted poster with my picture on it...for a repeated kicking in the balls that I know I have coming... 10k reward...I can already feel it...turning myself into the sheriff to collect the reward... ugh... mind hurry it up I haven't got all day.
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Wallet clean-out was successful. Think I at least took the size down by 25% if not more... Will go down a tiny bit more once I get home to shred some of the more important items and check which insurance card is correct for my second insurance...
Though I know remember that I really need to start keeping small amounts on cash on me. As much as I hate it, I know it'll probably save my *** in the future. Well I feel like I was productive... What now?
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My wallets clean man... one cc one debit card my license insurance card and some cash and that’s it... minimalist for life...
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Shiva.Spathaian said: » Wallet clean-out was successful. Think I at least took the size down by 25% if not more... Will go down a tiny bit more once I get home to shred some of the more important items and check which insurance card is correct for my second insurance... Though I know remember that I really need to start keeping small amounts on cash on me. As much as I hate it, I know it'll probably save my *** in the future. Well I feel like I was productive... What now?
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The government needs to know about every odd thing I purchase. Because one day I want them to take out a list of stuff I've bought over the last couple days/weeks/months and ask out loud:
"What the hell is this guy planning to do with a mouse pad, a cucumber, 50 feet of rope and a hockey mask?" Shiva.Spathaian said: » The government needs to know about every odd thing I purchase. Because one day I want them to take out a list of stuff I've bought over the last couple days/weeks/months and ask out loud: "What the hell is this guy planning to do with a mouse pad, a cucumber, 50 feet of rope and a hockey mask?" Shiva.Spathaian said: » Well I feel like I was productive... What now? well let's see... we grieved mosin's poweball loss, dreaded going back to mexico...cleaned our wallets... I ate lunch... I could use a nap... someone just walked out of the men's room without washing his hands so we can plot his downfall... no that will take too long and I'm mad right now. PARKER what is his name? yeah the new kid. lure him in here for second....
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I'm sorry to bother you if you're busy... but ah...there is this one quick thing I want to go over with you. please come in....yeah have a seat right there. great ok here is the thing.
/pushes trap door button [insert falling scream sound] idk PARKER.. I didn't feel like I had time for long drawn out explanations today... OK so what if I do? ....well then pretend he is still here.. Look whatsyourname unfortunately you stumbled onto a huge pet peeve of mine which was not washing your hands after you went in the bathroom...NO I don't give a limp *** *** if you just needed to get some tissue to blow your nose... when you go in the bathroom for any reason at all you WASH YOUR *** HANDS so I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go....well yes you are you're fired but that doesn't really matter because "letting you go" is just a euphemism for killing you... like so. /pushes trap door button There? are you happy PARKER!? now go make sure he died and bring the chair back up with you. and let human resources know that we have a position that just opened up...
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ok good you got the chair...
did you go to HR yet? no? ok good. no hang on /picks up phone do you know what the HR guy's name is? grey hair, glasses...skinny...looks a little like president carter...reginald? are you sure?. /calls yeah reginald do you have a minute? I'd like to discuss something with you...no in my office...thanks. /waits reginald I'm sorry to bother you if you're busy... there is this one quick thing I want to go over with you. please come in....yeah have a seat right there. great ok here is the thing.. /gets nudged by PARKER /sighs ok you hired gerald or whateverhis his name was? right? yes? did you make him watch all of the videos? no not the sexual harassment one the one where we tortured that kid that licked the spoon and put it back... yes the not washing your hands is punishable by death one...oh you think so huh... no you're not sure... because he just left the men's room without washing his hands... no he's gone and so are you /pushes trap door button [insert falling scream sound] happy PARKER!? now go make sure he died and bring the chair back up with you. and let whatshername in human resources know that we have two position that just opened up... well it's hard to find good help these days...and make sure they watch the videos!
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volkom said: » Bon fire thursdays or thigh high thursdays? omfg bob...have you seen delores in data entry? hoofah! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... the only thing I want to see her thigh high in is a plastic garbage can full of wet cement.... wait. hold that thought a minute. better make that three positions that have opened up PARKER go get me a big trashcan. a hundred pounds of wet cement.... and delores from data entry.
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Our Director brought in ice cream for everyone...
Not sure if trap... *nibbles ice cream*
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