FFXIAH Linkshell Ni

yawn.
7:30 am
taco tuesday quota met.

The Issue

The Holy Emperor of the militaristic and isolationist nation Dàguó has invited you to his palace for a state dinner in an attempt to warm decades of frosty relations.

The Debate
"Maybe I should play nice and try for a diplomatic approa-- oh damn. -clicks 4-

oh you want some work to do!? FINE!!!

PARKER go drag donnie from P&R#20 back in here....


yes, that's the one....

no truer words were ever typed in the history of human language than the "never shutting up" part... but the "genuine dialogue" part is where we run into some very serious problems... that one statement has insulted my intelligence to the very core of my being and brought me back from the world beyond the ffxiah horizon

I have searched and searched... well ok PARKER did all of searching... but the point is... he could not find any instance in 40k some odd donnie posts of anything even remotely resembling or possibly mistaken as "genuine dialog"

having spent two weeks adrift on a life raft in the meaningless endless sea of pointless out of your element, creepy stalker question asking, pathologically incessant psycho babble, high horse white knight dribble about freeing the world from hate.

nothing. and by nothing I mean NOTHING that you have ever posted could even have even been casually mistaken by a drunken lunatic overdosing on hallucinogenics as "genuine"

Perhaps it is simply a canadian genetic fear of and aversion to offending anyone even slightly by stating a genuine opinion....

But You Can Not Have the sweet without the sour. you can't have hot without cold and you can't have any feelings if you don't have hate.

It can't exist! it's the paradoxical nature of our very existence.

you can't only feel happiness all the time. without evil, good can't exist. without war you wouldn't know what peace felt like

You can't get rid of hate and have feelings that are genuine. It's impossible.

It's a lie, your whole life is one great big lie. You're lying to yourself, you're lying to us, you're lying to everyone else. It just comes across as a wishy washy weenie fest of obviously flawed deeply disturbed probably closet sadist that tortures small animals in your spare time level of nothingness.

Look at the posts over the last two weeks! You take out the hostility and the evil and what do you get!?

yeah.... that is.... some weather.... we're having...huh.... <crickets>

Meshi's post about his love for his mug was the best thing I read!

when we were young men was there even such a thing as salted caramel? or hot pepper in chocolate? NO! you rarely got to eat sweet things... but NOW there is such an overabundance of over the top sickeningly sweet sweets someone finally figured out holy ***I would kill a mofo for a salty pretzel in this super sweet bon bon land maybe we should try adding a little salt in our pie holes once in a while to change it up some.

It's a boring mindless never ending broken record of non sequiturs skipping across the threads. It's a black space like void of cosmic nothingness. You're out of your element because you don't care because you can't care because you can't only care

It's like one of those japanes games the shut-ins play... if you are nice to all the girls than none of them like you.

You gotta take a side. You gotta take a stand. You gotta take a stand for something or you fall for everything.

It's imperative. You need a pair of balls. Worse than anyone else in the history of manhood. Go to the ball store and by some for ever loving jesus howard christ's sake be somebody instead of a mindless blob of quivering moose blubber and apologies

LIVE!!! GODDAMNED YOU!!! LIVE!!!!

Amen

Lul TLDR.

No, I just want more coffee. I do appreciate your concern though.

*pours Meshi some coffee and drinks everything left in the pot afterwards*

Friggin server problems had me up longer than I intended to be last night.

Still can't figure out what's causing the server to crash on start up. x.x

There is not enough coffee in the world right now. I kinda wanna just move one of the large containers in the break room to my desk so I can just drink straight from the spout.

I'm considering brewing another batch when I go home for lunch.

Also, have you tried turning it off and on again? Unplugging it for 30 seconds? Doing a rain dance? Deleting the WTF folder? The mods folder? Uninstalling and reinstalling? Calling Comcast and timing how long it takes to get a rep? Spitting in the face of danger? Constructing additional pylons? Playing a marathon match of Sid Meier's Civilization V? Looking at it intensely? Setting it on fire? Cursing its family? Curling? Creating a gaming community? Going antiquing™?

That last 2 are on my to do list.

Hit it with a hammer

it sometimes works

Oh there is... it's just the distribution network that's deficient!!!

/stares at PARKER

YES YOU!!!

can't you see me tapping the bottom of the cup trying to coax the last few drops out!?

did you try flipping USB ports

Did any updates or power outages happen before this weird issue?

Not that I know of currently. I'll get it figured out. Working on it in between cases and processing data here at work. Lets up no one tries to snoop on my computer and see's my folder of game backups. >.>;

check the services. sometimes I have a problem when some dingleheimer tries to open multiple instances of the programs I have running in the background as a service.

you would think that the huge pop up window warning them to STOP and not to make changes without stopping the service first would be a clue BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

and windows is all Oh? you want me to open the same port twice do you!? well how about NO!

Bury it deep in a new folder titled "New Folder(1)"

they'll think they're going to find a gold mine of weird porn, and will be pleasantly surprised when they see that it's not

Nothing but text files with weird names! MWahahahahaha!

Honestly I doubt I even need to do this... only one person I can think of who would even be able to snoop on my computer and he'd just be like "Ooo, what ya dooooing?"

and you could always change the names and icons for the files so no one suspects anything, could even change the file extension that way when they open it up they see bizarre and unreadable strings of characters that will probably just make them raise an eyebrow

Coolio, got it back up and running according to Tim.

Who needs "professional" support when I can work my own actual support tickets at work and on my own server issues before I even get a response. >.>

Looking through my posts... my grammar and spelling have really suffered lately.

I need to slooooow dooooooown.

do you? do you?



here have another

halp! they all too geeewddd
E) Give all of them all the money!

What a morning! Sometimes I hate my job...today is one of them but not in the typical boorish way.

Who knew 144hrs of digital surveillance was going to take up sooooo much memory ---> this guy.

That is a lot of masturbating

I just sort of assume all digital surveillance as a default is watching people at their computers





I'm sorry

nobody wants to be the bearer of bad news on kill the messenger day....

/shove

bu~bye now

Don't worry the local authorities and DoJ won't come knocking I deleted all the incriminating footage.

just to be sure......

PARKER! fire up the hard drive degausser!

You forgot the bleach