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Been less than 2 hours, I already want to drink myself into a comatose state. I'm with you Ramy.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I hope Nik is doing okay
oh he's fine...he still has a huge bottle of moonshine...
After a couple of shots he felt like he was wearing a warm boa constrictor as a turban which snuggled his brain into submission while he giggled like a dope...
Last week was filled with wakes, funerals and emergency service calls to far off places at the most inopportune moments...
Life is a hurricane... and you try to spend as much time in the eye of it as you can...but the *** turns on you in an instant and there you go.... whipped by the winds... fighting to get back to right before all hell broke loose.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Been less than 2 hours, I already want to drink myself into a comatose state.
I'm sorry sir but PARKER is still busy working on my excuse for leaving work early...
there is always..../riffles through excuse grab bag
puke up your lunch / pretend you have food poisoning...
-or-
<more paper rustling>
sneak outside get all sweaty and red faced skipping rope or jogging and then sneak back in and pretend you have a fever...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Been less than 2 hours, I already want to drink myself into a comatose state.
I'm sorry sir but PARKER is still busy working on my excuse for leaving work early...
there is always..../riffles through excuse grab bag
puke up your lunch / pretend you have food poisoning...
-or-
<more paper rustling>
sneak outside get all sweaty and red faced skipping rope or jogging and then sneak back in and pretend you have a fever...
Or I could lock the doors and shut off the lights. Actually that doesn't sound half bad.
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Damn
Quote:
(CNN)When Celeste and Morne Nurse met their daughter's new schoolfriend, they were struck by the uncanny resemblance between the two girls.
Could this stranger be their older daughter who was kidnapped almost a decade earlier?
A DNA test revealed it was.
On Thursday, the woman who kidnapped the couple's daughter, Zephany Nurse, as an infant from a Cape Town hospital on April 30, 1997, was sentenced to 10 years prison.
Neither the abductor's name, nor the name Zephany grew up with, have been revealed in order to protect the girl's identity.
Zephany was raised by her abductor in the same city as her biological parents, and unknowingly became friends with her younger biological sister at school.
Zephany's sister, born four years after the kidnapping, attended the same school and the girls became friends after many people commented on their striking resemblance.
When the Nurses met their younger daughter's new friend, they were so taken by similarities that they contacted the authorities.
A subsequent DNA test confirmed the girl was their missing daughter.
Could this stranger be their older daughter who was kidnapped almost a decade earlier?
A DNA test revealed it was.
On Thursday, the woman who kidnapped the couple's daughter, Zephany Nurse, as an infant from a Cape Town hospital on April 30, 1997, was sentenced to 10 years prison.
Neither the abductor's name, nor the name Zephany grew up with, have been revealed in order to protect the girl's identity.
Zephany was raised by her abductor in the same city as her biological parents, and unknowingly became friends with her younger biological sister at school.
Zephany's sister, born four years after the kidnapping, attended the same school and the girls became friends after many people commented on their striking resemblance.
When the Nurses met their younger daughter's new friend, they were so taken by similarities that they contacted the authorities.
A subsequent DNA test confirmed the girl was their missing daughter.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I could lock the doors and shut off the lights.
PARKER! get a bow and arrow set and two hundred yards of bare copper wire from walmart and a railroad spike off the ground near a railroad track. then head over to meshi's office and wrap one end of the bare copper wire around the railroad spike and shove it in the ground near the transformer by his office, walk a hundred feet away and back about fifty and tie the other end around an arrow and shoot it over the power lines...
there should be a blinding lightning bolt explosion that knocks out the power for the entire grid... once you regain consciousness... run like the dickens!
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
Damn
Quote:
(CNN)When Celeste and Morne Nurse met their daughter's new schoolfriend, they were struck by the uncanny resemblance between the two girls.
Could this stranger be their older daughter who was kidnapped almost a decade earlier?
A DNA test revealed it was.
On Thursday, the woman who kidnapped the couple's daughter, Zephany Nurse, as an infant from a Cape Town hospital on April 30, 1997, was sentenced to 10 years prison.
Neither the abductor's name, nor the name Zephany grew up with, have been revealed in order to protect the girl's identity.
Zephany was raised by her abductor in the same city as her biological parents, and unknowingly became friends with her younger biological sister at school.
Zephany's sister, born four years after the kidnapping, attended the same school and the girls became friends after many people commented on their striking resemblance.
When the Nurses met their younger daughter's new friend, they were so taken by similarities that they contacted the authorities.
A subsequent DNA test confirmed the girl was their missing daughter.
Could this stranger be their older daughter who was kidnapped almost a decade earlier?
A DNA test revealed it was.
On Thursday, the woman who kidnapped the couple's daughter, Zephany Nurse, as an infant from a Cape Town hospital on April 30, 1997, was sentenced to 10 years prison.
Neither the abductor's name, nor the name Zephany grew up with, have been revealed in order to protect the girl's identity.
Zephany was raised by her abductor in the same city as her biological parents, and unknowingly became friends with her younger biological sister at school.
Zephany's sister, born four years after the kidnapping, attended the same school and the girls became friends after many people commented on their striking resemblance.
When the Nurses met their younger daughter's new friend, they were so taken by similarities that they contacted the authorities.
A subsequent DNA test confirmed the girl was their missing daughter.
That's some crazy ***.
In a similar story:
A Tale of Two Sisters
Long short short, Dominique Moceanu -- 1996 America Gold Medal gymnast -- had a sister that was born without legs and given up for adoption that grew up idolizing her older sister not knowing it was her older sister, and became a high-ranking tumbler of her own before they knew they were related.
Lol I thought you meant she was on tumblr for a second
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
Lol I thought you meant she was on tumblr for a second
Hah!
No. Actual gymnastics-derived event. :p
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
Lol I thought you meant she was on tumblr for a second
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tumblers.tumblr.com
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Ramyrez said: »
had a sister that was born without legs
PARKER!
get Nolene's address for girlboy! Finally a girl that can't run away!
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PARKER Edit: Does she work at a deer check/gas station!? She might be the one!
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I fell asleep at lunch and was like a half hour late getting back. was awesome.
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Ramyrez said: »
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Mor
I was about to say I hope y'all's mornings are going better than mine, but that does not appear to be the case so far.
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Idiot Boy said: »
Ramyrez said: »
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Mor
I was about to say I hope y'all's mornings are going better than mine, but that does not appear to be the case so far.
Imagine someone you don't like in P&R (I know, difficult).
Maybe it's me, ***, I don't know. Doesn't matter who. But you don't agree with their opinions nor the way they chose to express them.
Now imagine you have to sit next to them at work, and completely independent of their opinions or behavior, they also have a really grating voice and eat crunchy things at their desk, chewing with their mouth open. And they're always talking. To anyone who will listen. And if no one will listen, they're calling someone who will and they talk on the phone in an even louder voice because whoever they're calling is apparently hard of hearing.
Now take all of this and imagine it's the least irritating thing in your world today.
My day so far.
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Ramyrez said: »
Now imagine you have to sit next to them at work
I occasionally miss working in a real office with other people - then my brain reminds me about open plan offices and my nostalgia magically dries right up.
My morning is a gigantic *** fiasco, but I'm safe from both fault and blame, so all that really remains is seeing how much of the cleanup I will have to do (spoiler: it will be all of it).
All of which sets me on the path to wanting to watch the world burn. Maybe I'll put [-] back in P+R or something, to soothe those urges
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Idiot Boy said: »
I occasionally miss working in a real office with other people - then my brain reminds me about open plan offices and my nostalgia magically dries right up.
Yeah. The same reason I have the ability to post as I get work done is the reason this person has the ability to...basically never shut their *** yap. So I can't really complain in the grand scheme.
I just can't wait until we play musical cubicles again.
Morning Bernie supporters.
For me, it's not the people, it's not the environment, hell it's not even the harsh office lighting.
I just want to be able to work in my pajamas. That's all I ask.
Idiot Boy said: »
I occasionally miss working in a real office with other people - then my brain reminds me about open plan offices and my nostalgia magically dries right up.
I just want to be able to work in my pajamas. That's all I ask.
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I just want to be able to work in my pajamas. That's all I ask.
My current client insists on video calls for meetings, which means I am once again subject to the tyranny of shirts.
Pants, as always, are absolutely optional.
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Idiot Boy said: »
Pants, as always, are absolutely optional.
I have been rudely informed that pants are not "optional," by my wife, my employer, and the Pennsylvania State Police.
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Ramyrez said: »
I have been rudely informed that pants are not "optional," by my wife, my employer, and the Pennsylvania State Police.
What is this, Soviet Russia
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