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By Ramyrez 2016-08-03 13:07:12
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yearning for death.
In due time...worry not.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-03 13:13:45
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Ramyrez said: »
Can we talk about something important for a second?

I will never understand all the hate for cargo shorts.

I will never understand fashion, period.

I didn't know people bitched about cargo shorts. Don't like them, don't wear them. Simple.

Also, as someone whose sports shorts that are not at all functional (the back two pockets are decorative front two you can maybe shove a coin or two down), guess who gets to tow around keys and phones when I leave other crap locked in the car?

And you all can sometimes fit a coke bottle in there! That's convenient.

EDIT: Had to double check since I had the suspicion after reading. Author's name: Nicole Hong. ***' Nicoles! They're only beat by Brittan(ys?)/(ies?).
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-08-03 13:39:56
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i like cargo shorts, but they are dumb and horrible when people put them below ther waist on knee level like a thug.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:00:15
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i used to love cargo shorts. i don't wear shorts anymore unless it's just around the house or while working out. other than that, it's jeans or slacks.
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By Idiot Boy 2016-08-03 14:09:32
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pockets

The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:10:23
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Idiot Boy said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
pockets

The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising
...how do you know this?
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:10:53
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Idiot Boy said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
pockets

The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising


why would they? they can just stuff all their stuff in your cargo pants, then insult your cargo pants. you have no way to win, and they get what they want.


#conspiracycargo
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:11:37
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Anna Ruthven said: »
...how do you know this?


have you ever had a girlfriend?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:12:47
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
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...how do you know this?


have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes, but I didn't spend my time seeing how big her pants pockets were.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:14:21
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it doesn't count as relationship unless you've carried 50lbs of her crap in your pockets cause she wants to leave her purse in the car.
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By Idiot Boy 2016-08-03 14:15:45
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...how do you know this?

In case you didn't read RP+R yesterday, I'm married. Had you heard?

And yeah, there's a lot of lugging crap around involved.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:20:56
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I'm married.
I'm so heartbroken.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:22:34
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To answer your question though, it's because of the patriarchy.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-08-03 14:25:00
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If your hands never go in her pockets, then Idk man..
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:29:28
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I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:31:27
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Anna Ruthven said: »
I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.


that adam's apple and 5 o'clock shadow make you not so sure "she" was the one? i wouldn't wanna go in that pocket either buddy.
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By Idiot Boy 2016-08-03 14:32:10
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I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.

With what I know, this is a fair point.

Anyway, you're educated now: women don't get real pockets. Like, nothing at all would probably be an improvement over the mock-pockets (mockets?) they get now.
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By Ramyrez 2016-08-03 14:32:11
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I've lost quite a bit of weigh over the past year and a half, but my wife has lost proportionally even more. Her pants used to have slightly annoying pockets that you couldn't keep "much" in.

...she bought her first purse ever at 34 because her pants now are absolutely idiotic. Fashion pockets are dumber than Uggs.

Also, while we're discussing this, women can't say ***about ***guys wear until they quit *** wearing Uggs. At minimum.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:34:57
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i don't really give a damn about her shoes. if i'm interested in her the last thing that's gonna stop me is boots.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-03 14:35:48
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Idiot Boy said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
pockets

The microscopic pockets in women's clothing blows my mind. Why even have them if they're going to be that small?

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been an uprising


why would they? they can just stuff all their stuff in your cargo pants, then insult your cargo pants. you have no way to win, and they get what they want.


#conspiracycargo

Hey, man! Hey! We spare you wadded up kleenexes, half-melted cough drops and receipts!
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:36:32
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Idiot Boy said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
I mean, follow me on this one; with my ex, I was a little worried about what I might find in her pockets.

With what I know, this is a fair point.

Anyway, you're educated now: women don't get real pockets. Like, nothing at all would probably be an improvement over the mock-pockets (mockets?) they get now.
Well, to put it a little more in context, she was a smoker and knew I hated smoking, said she'd quit but I know she never did. I didn't really have a right to say much but I was content to just pretend I didn't know she still smoked.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:38:09
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Ramyrez said: »
Also, while we're discussing this, women can't say ***about ***guys wear until they quit *** wearing Uggs. At minimum.
No joke, my niece just walked in and kicked off a pair of Uggs.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:38:54
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so you take her cigs out of her pocket and make her "earn" them back. turn her dirty habit into your diiirty habit.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-08-03 14:40:31
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
wadded up kleenexes

and then the game of "i need to blow my nose... oh wait this one is funky, let me keep looking.". also, loose tic tacs everywhere. it's like i've never seen the chick buy or eat a tic tac, but she has like 4 loose tic tacs just tumbling around.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:42:37
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so you take her cigs out of her pocket and make her "earn" them back. turn her dirty habit into your diiirty habit.
She had a speech impediment we used to call the 'fat tongue' most of her S's came out like 'schl' or 'sh' so I used to talk her into saying things like "penisch". She could also, using a wall, bend over backwards and grab her ankles.

...I kinda miss her.

EDIT: And yes, I know what dirty habit you mean.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-03 14:48:23
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
wadded up kleenexes

and then the game of "i need to blow my nose... oh wait this one is funky, let me keep looking.". also, loose tic tacs everywhere. it's like i've never seen the chick buy or eat a tic tac, but she has like 4 loose tic tacs just tumbling around.

Nothing beats the "Why are my fingers sticky?" game.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-08-03 14:48:36
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All these stories makes me question your judgement Anna.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-08-03 14:51:10
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I don't know. It was probably the funniest thing posted on here today.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-08-03 14:51:26
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All these stories makes me question your judgement Anna.
Welcome to the club.

She once tried to hook me up with her best friend, while we were together, apparently I wasn't a complete *** like the other girl's BF and I passed up the chance to have two girlfriends at once. Not really into that anyway.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-08-03 14:53:57
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
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yearning for death.
In due time...worry not.

made me smile. not an easy task today, you have my thanks.

Purses are mysteries wrapped in enigmas. I gave up ever looking into one back in '99 or so. I'll be *** if I could ever find anything in those things, just to watch the owner of purse find the thing in .5 seconds. dafaq?

I saw a dude in his 50's today wearing crocs. was a building owner I was talking to, so I couldn't even laugh.
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