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 Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-25 09:20:19
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Ramyrez said: »
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A week and a half to go before you guys don't have to hear from me anymo.

Week and a half?

Jesus. How early do they get teachers in down there? What? They have to give you a week-long seminar about how to leave the door open with female students?
First day of school is August 10, and typically we have a week to sit through meetings and get our classrooms ready to go. We start early out here because... Arizona? I guess?
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 09:22:33
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
First day of school is August 10, and typically we have a week to sit through meetings and get our classrooms ready to go. We start early out here because... Arizona? I guess?

You get out early too?

*tries to remember what his dad said about monsoon season out there, but realizes he never listens when the old man yaps*

Does it have to do with monsoon season timing and keeping school closed the hottest part of the year?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-07-25 09:22:52
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Ramyrez said: »
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A week and a half to go before you guys don't have to hear from me anymo.

Week and a half?

Jesus. How early do they get teachers in down there? What? They have to give you a week-long seminar about how to leave the door open with female students?
First day of school is August 10, and typically we have a week to sit through meetings and get our classrooms ready to go. We start early out here because... Arizona? I guess?
This hurts my heart.

Speaking of Arizona, you may take your weather back now. Pennsylvania doesn't want it.
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 09:25:58
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Speaking of Arizona, you may take your weather back now. Pennsylvania doesn't want it.

I went outside just now to walk down to the coffee shop on break and it was like walking into a sauna.

It is disgusting out there right now and it's not (wasn't) even 10:00 yet.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-25 09:27:23
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Ramyrez said: »
monsoon season timing
It's hard to time that perfectly. We've already been getting some monsoons out here, but we're slated to have more in the coming weeks. It's... yeah, hard to predict.

Ramyrez said: »
keeping school closed the hottest part of the year
That's fairly likely. It's hard to keep classrooms at a brisk 42 degrees when it's 1250987324 degrees outside.

Asura.Dameshi said: »
Speaking of Arizona, you may take your weather back now. Pennsylvania doesn't want it.
NEVER!!! We're getting cooler weather next weekend, so ptptptpttthhhhppp!!
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 09:39:48
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NEVER!!! We're getting cooler weather next weekend, so ptptptpttthhhhppp!!

That's what you think. Just wait til I give PARKER my brother's address for the weather machine.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-07-25 09:48:33
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*** monday. did not win powerball. must continue with work. Arbiet ist scheiße. Ich bin müde.
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 09:48:44
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
This hurts my heart.

I feel bad for Mag, but to hell with the kids.

The back to school stuff is going up in stores right now and I walk through grinning evilly knowing those little *** get to suffer again soon.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-07-25 10:10:50
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I feel bad for Mag

don't.

emogis are the work of none other than.....


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The Stark Raving Jelly Mad Professor Magnus!!!
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By Fenrir.Stiklelf 2016-07-25 10:38:59
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Welp, Rafi is back in the UK. QQ

So who wants to make me lunch?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-07-25 10:57:21
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Pennsylvania doesn't want it.

good news everyone! The diabolical weather machine / global warming generator... code name "El Diablo" is purring like a kitten!!... that was turned into a monstrous beast the size of a brontosaurus in an unfortunately horrendous nuclear radiation accident/experiment...but still technically a kitten...

/drums fingers on desk

so.... PARKER will be installing window air conditioners in all of your windows even if you have central air....

some rolling blackouts are to be expected in Pennsylvania New York

/diverts the power from niagra falls power plant to Pennsylvania

there.
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Raffi

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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-07-25 11:01:19
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-07-25 11:02:53
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
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Pennsylvania doesn't want it.

good news everyone! The diabolical weather machine / global warming generator... code name "El Diablo" is purring like a kitten!!... that was turned into a monstrous beast the size of a brontosaurus in an unfortunately horrendous nuclear radiation accident/experiment...but still technically a kitten...

/drums fingers on desk

so.... PARKER will be installing window air conditioners in all of your windows even if you have central air....

some rolling blackouts are to be expected in Pennsylvania New York

/diverts the power from niagra falls power plant to Pennsylvania

there.
Between the "excessive heat warning" and seemingly weekly severe storms/flooding, plus all the other weather fiascos around the country, I am considering pulling funding from your diabolical weather machine / global warming generator.
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 11:21:28
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seemingly weekly severe storms

Oh c'mon, Meshi.

Aren't you excited we're now in the heart of "It's always humid and could storm any second, forget the forecast" part of Pennsylvania summer?

I know I'm just thrilled.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2016-07-25 11:29:05
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You wanted to travel, didn't you Ramyrez? Or was that someone else lol


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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-07-25 12:14:16
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Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
seemingly weekly severe storms

Oh c'mon, Meshi.

Aren't you excited we're now in the heart of "It's always humid and could storm any second, forget the forecast" part of Pennsylvania summer?

I know I'm just thrilled.
Enthused.
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 12:15:07
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ramyrez said: »
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seemingly weekly severe storms

Oh c'mon, Meshi.

Aren't you excited we're now in the heart of "It's always humid and could storm any second, forget the forecast" part of Pennsylvania summer?

I know I'm just thrilled.
Enthused.

So nice he had to say it twice.

Before he ninja'd.
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By Ramyrez 2016-07-25 12:15:52
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You wanted to travel, didn't you Ramyrez? Or was that someone else lol

Want to, but it's unlikely to happen any time soon.
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Ramyrez said: »
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seemingly weekly severe storms

Oh c'mon, Meshi.

Aren't you excited we're now in the heart of "It's always humid and could storm any second, forget the forecast" part of Pennsylvania summer?

I know I'm just thrilled.

Been getting a lot of that here, too. One day it's 95, next it's 55. The weather man is aging rapidly and has developed an eye twitch.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-07-25 12:59:22
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So, humidity in Arizona or Idaho factoring into this equation at all?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
So, humidity in Arizona or Idaho factoring into this equation at all?

Not for me, I've got A/C. Idaho is generally fairly dry compared to the south.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-07-25 13:42:17
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Jassik said: »
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So, humidity in Arizona or Idaho factoring into this equation at all?

Not for me, I've got A/C. Idaho is generally fairly dry compared to the south.
Sweet potato pie and-a shut his mouth.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-07-25 13:47:09
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A/C went out in part of the building. That part is not this part.

I'd like to thank the cool air gods for their mercy in these trying times.
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By Siren.Mosin 2016-07-25 14:03:07
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A/C went out

story of my life the last three weeks. Alles ist kaputt!
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
A/C went out in part of the building. That part is not this part.

I'd like to thank the cool air gods for their mercy in these trying times.

9 times out of 10 it's the result of lax maintenance. The 10th time it's a gummy bear in the evaporator drain.
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By Bismarck.Leneth 2016-07-25 14:43:59
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Ramyrez said: »
What? They have to give you a week-long seminar about how to leave the door open with female students?
You make it sound so simple.

Day 1: What is a Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Do curtains fulfill enough criteria to count as doors? If the female student brings her pet elephant to school and it blocks the sight into the room, did it become a door?
Day 2: What is a female student?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Is a girl from a different school visiting someone here treated as a female student of your school?
This day also has the important exercise: How do I find out if the person in front of me is really a girl without touching anything?
Day 3: What is an open door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Which angle determines wether a door is open or not? Does a door with a window counts as open?
Day 4: What about male students?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: If a boy crossdresses should the door remain open as well? If you worked as priest before, should you even have a door?
Day 5: When it is okay to close the Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Can you close the door if the female student accompanied by her mother? Can you lock yourself in with a female student present if she is armed and a threat to other students?
Day 6: What is a closed Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Was the door in Shining closed after the axe finished its job to let a face through?
Day 7: Written test about what you learned in the seminar

And there wasn't even time for things like: How to avoid eavesdropping on confidential talks.

The seminar on how to host a seminar for a group of teachers is most likely twice as long.

I backread the post of the good deeds by Mosin.
Did the affection points of your children towards you increase when you dealt with the drunken man? Like 'oh, you're a real hero!' or were they angry with you because the feeling dominated that you brought a dangerous situation upon them?
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2016-07-25 14:48:59
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Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Day 1: What is a Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Do curtains fulfill enough criteria to count as doors? If the female student brings her pet elephant to school and it blocks the sight into the room, did it become a door?
Day 2: What is a female student?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Is a girl from a different school visiting someone here treated as a female student of your school?
This day also has the important exercise: How do I find out if the person in front of me is really a girl without touching anything?
Day 3: What is an open door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Which angle determines wether a door is open or not? Does a door with a window counts as open?
Day 4: What about male students?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: If a boy crossdresses should the door remain open as well? If you worked as priest before, should you even have a door?
Day 5: When it is okay to close the Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Can you close the door if the female student accompanied by her mother? Can you lock yourself in with a female student present if she is armed and a threat to other students?
Day 6: What is a closed Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Was the door in Shining closed after the axe finished its job to let a face through?
Day 7: Written test about what you learned in the seminar

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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-07-25 14:49:07
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Len, you don't live in Bavaria, do you?

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Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Day 6: What is a closed Door?
This includes, but is not limited to, questions like: Was the door in Shining closed after the axe finished its job to let a face through?

Best part that was most worthy of the .gif, Drac.
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