Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Can we take bets on how long it will be until Lordgrim is banned again? I think he's upped the ante.
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Am I allowed to bet? >.>
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Speaking of the verdant lands of NI....PARKER says he is becoming increasingly afraid of the Ents in the enchanted forest... they keep doing things like tripping him when he is carrying firewood....rubbing poison ivy on him...stuffing his pants and shirt full of wet leaves....you know... the usual hazing type stuff..
it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...
what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...
what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
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Misa, you tried out Linkle yet?
ill prolly get a chance to actually play it tonight~
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol
saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.
this needs a sequel
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol
saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.
this needs a sequel
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Speaking of the verdant lands of NI....PARKER says he is becoming increasingly afraid of the Ents in the enchanted forest... they keep doing things like tripping him when he is carrying firewood....rubbing poison ivy on him...stuffing his pants and shirt full of wet leaves....you know... the usual hazing type stuff..
it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...
what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
it's not like we could get enchanted firewood for our enchanted bonfires somewhere else...
what do ents like to eat? maybe we can try bribing them with doughnuts or something...
Let's see... how to make these
Hmm...
Okay, I have come up with a 5 year plan.
First, we shall construct a moat around the forest and the ents will pay for it. The moat will have guard towers placed every 500 feet and will have two bridges. This allows the ents some control over who enters the forest. Due to lack of personnel for the ents, we will man the towers. Free of charge for them because Ni is a generous kingdom.
Next, we will begin planting sustainable enchanted trees. We will use the nutrient rich soil underneath our 4th largest tire fire. The tires have given a nice rubbery smell to the soil so it is perfect for enchantment.
Once we have begun the process of growing our own crop, we negotiate rates with the ents. Since we now have our own future supply we will cut our payments down while still being "reasonable". Half sounds about right.
The ents will reluctantly accept the deal while they try to find a new export. This is where we take advantage. With our new wealth from the savings and the ents crippled economy, we reinforce our armies. Once we are 100% sure our new enchanted lumber is satisfactory we strike. Remember those guard towers? Yep, they will keep the ents in the forest. We infiltrate, drive the ents to extinction and take the forest for our own. Now we have doubled our enchanted wood supply and it's now free. We continue with our normal usage and export the rest for big profit! It's a win-win scenario!
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
I have come up with a 5 year plan.
see PARKER? now you only have to get hazed for five more years and we can eat the doughnuts ourselves!...
HUZZAH!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
I have come up with a 5 year plan.
see PARKER? now you only have to get hazed for five more years and we can eat the doughnuts ourselves!...
HUZZAH!
*uncovers a painting hanging on the wall*
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
ill prolly get a chance to actually play it tonight~
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol
saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.
this needs a sequel
between watching the sony e3 conference and a bit of overwatch to chill, didnt go to taking the disk out of the box lol
saw Dredd sunday - twice.
cleaning up found the BRD so played it. love the movie.
later that night, they showed it on tv.
this needs a sequel
no one showed up and did all this work for me while I was gone.
***the bed.
***the bed.
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my tummy rumbles. lunch is approaching. prepare thyself.
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Sandwich factory fire burger.
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My son thinks 'hot sauce' is a grievous insult.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I have absolutely no idea. lol.
he's like... 3?
he'll come around to the hot sauce way of life....
speaking of hot sauce!
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PARKER! Prostate yourself to honor our ancestors!!!
It's Chinese Wednesday!
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Ramyrez said: »
He's just a troll and my only interaction with him is going to be to troll back.
Could be said of 99% of the people that post in P&R, even the mods troll it..
Altimaomega said: »
Could be said of 99% of the people that post in P&R
Then everyone makes jokes, but that isn't trolling.
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yeah I'm more of an idiot than a troll.
girlboy is a troll though
girlboy is a troll though
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Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Preparing for a party on a boat. Not sure what kind of "party" because the host is some politician dude. I don't even know why I'm required to be there.
They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
Anna Ruthven said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
They only convinced me cause it's a boat and I really love to be on boats. Otherwise I would have turned down the offer!
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