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You remind me of a guy named Donny "Josiah" Poppycock.

You're right. I have no frame of reference. I'm like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

wait... I want to hear more about girlboy's smoked meat

lol ok ok. ~ more detail~!!!!!!!!!!


So drove up to Dallas from ATX. I stop outside Waco and eat lunch at sonic. Friend calls me up and is like "Yo, we're gonna go to plano first so we can car pool so we don't all pay for hotel parking." I'm like sure, that sounds good.
So drove up to Plano which is North of dallas. and the address that I have is wrong. Its like i'm getting trolled. He said 2407 blahblahblah street and i'm like WTF i don't see a 2407... I see 2409, 2408, 2405, 2402. Like whomever came up with the street numbers needs to fix this.
Anywho I find the right house. Met my other friend there. His sister is a psycho. She trashed the house completely. Broken glass, clothes, food ~ everywhere. Ended up watching the Texas Tech game there. Glad they won.
Then we went to his apartment. Played some beer pong but with vodka. Ended up going 2-1 :)
Then we're like okay its 7:00pm ~ lets check in at the hotel. We carpooled down, checked in. And at the hotel there was like some pyramid scheme convention for "rejuvenating skin products" ~ everyone was wearing white. Really strange atmosphere there.
Once we all gathered we walked to a mexican place for dinner. had some margaritas and got screwed on side dishes. Like $3 for a side of rice, but it was like 5 spoonfuls worth...$4 for the same amount of guacamole too :|
Food was good though. Walked back to the hotel, limo guy showed up. Then we went bar hopping. Went to different bars across town. One had like an arcade theme to it. Had tequila shots and whatever else there. Then went to another place and did something similar. Then went to another bar and some guy just had to order the super dark IPA. We left that place and 1 guy vomited in the limo. Another 2 guys weren't feeling well either after that. So we took them to the hotel. Then there was 4 of us left. The groom was like "okay, i didn't want to go to the strip club cuz my best friend is married to my fiance's best friend. but now that he's isn't here we're going"
So we ended up going to the strip club. First time for me~ we sat at a table off on the end of the stage, drinking rum and coke. one of the guys was pushing me to find a girl and ask for a lap dance. I was hesitant at first then as this lady walks by my friend stop her and asks her to give me one. He pays her and yeah. ~ came back to the table after it was over, sat down for a drink and like out of no where another stripper comes by and sits down on my lap and asks if i wanted a dance ~ so yeah a fun experience there. Stayed until closing. On the way back to the hotel the guys started rough housing in the limo. Everyone was having a good time. Got back didnt know what to do. Ordered pizza and watched tv xD

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modernist mexican cuisine?



/stoopid chef voice

we deconstructed the bean burrito to it's essence so that it smells like fart before you eat it

*** monday.

I'm going to try to get thursday, friday, & monday Mosin's work all done so I can stay up to booze it through the vikings game tonight. really wish I didn't spend all of late last week BS;ing with you guys & reading about the civil war, but O WELL I guess.

Saturday I hit up the coin show, & one of the dudes had a stroke that disabled his vision, so he was selling a bunch of morgan's cheap. picked one of those up, plus a barber nickel. that was pretty legit. went fishing straight away after that, but all I caught all day was a buzz. it was technically still a win. Didn't get to go to any festivals, but was pretty lazy yesterday after I mowed, so yeah.


psssshhh, the REAL strip club experience is when all the 'ladies' are so hideous you wouldn't touch them with the grooms hands. spoiled city boys. I bet there weren't even any stretch marks. feh.

Oh man.

How about it?

Rural strip clubs.

What an experience.

O christ, I forgot to ask, how are the rest of you all?

You're in western PA, which means you're probably familiar with the "haunt" - in every sense of the term - from my college days, The Highway Playground.

Stretch marks were the least of our problems, and yet people still insisted on going

Short week, so that's exciting. Client's developers can't stop making gigantic mistakes, and that's a mix of "entertaining" and "annoying, because I'll have to clean it up".

#damptowel
I have a little bit of head congestion which could either be too much courvoisier, germ exposure at the festival, the weather changes or D.) All of the above

I'm actually not. I generally tend to avoid the places entirely if I can help it at all.

The only one rurally located I'm familiar with is the Rhododendron in Sykesville.

And a beautiful flower in the forest it is not.

/bets $5 he sticks tuesday or wednesday mosin with it all instead

that was me last week. copious amounts of dayquil & coffee got me through, though there was an obvious lack in production.


so far, so good, but it's super easy to daydream about nonsense, & talk to you guys after lunch, so I guess we'll see!

it's only a matter of time before yous start looking at world war one animated maps...

clicky

ok...so for the good of the mosin and his dreams of monday night football... I will make the ultimate sacrifice/up an excuse to leave work early so I can go home and take a nap and he can get some work done...

i wont be mean.
enuff punishment for liking sports in the 1st place.

hue

Well I don't know about him but now you've got me looking at various maps of Eastern Europe and Northern Africa/Middle East and thinking of what a god damn tragedy it is that the place is just a perpetual hotbed of conflict for every and any reason you can think of.

Oooooo!

The real punishment is that said Vikings game is going to be the annual "we have to let Chris Berman do a game" entry.

I tend to play videogames at the same time, so if the commentary is too atrocious a guy can always mute it. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd say I miss captain obviouswhilstoblivious john madden. yikes.

Leftover smoked sausage, guys. omg

Ugh...Football season. Sunday. Football ALL DAMN DAY. Who is the *** who came up with fantasy football? The only upside to the invention of fantasy football is being the inspiration for the show 'The League'.

lol, poor z was inundated! don't forget it's not over! there are two games tonight!!! DID YOU GET BEER & SALSA!?!?!?

idk, fantasy football is dumb to me. My uncle talked me into playing, I get a ***team due to a drunken draft with usual bad placement, then lose forty dollars. If you figure it out, or if your fiance knows something, clue me in, too, would you?

for mosin

http://i.imgur.com/TR40Yt5.webm

-burp-

I can be thankful that the Cowboys already played. TV yelling causes spastic two-year old yelling. Both cause me yelling to "Keep it down!" Household yelling from September to January. It's magical!

His work league is based on a rotation for commissioner. Guess who got it this year? :/ He also has the college buddy league, so there is always the laptop plopped in his lap.

you could always plop down a laptop and play league. then you could be both be yelling at something