Ramyrez said: »
The hell is wrong with people.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!
maybe everyone's fine & it's your perception that's all dicked up! ever think of that? HUH??!?!??!
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!
maybe everyone's fine & it's your perception that's all dicked up! ever think of that? HUH??!?!??!
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Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Kudos for Scarface, as that was on TV last night (still not sure how they can broadcast that, half of the dialogue is censored...) and I ended up watching a large chunk of it while half-conscious on the couch lol.
Yeah...Scarface...on cable...
Wait. I have a theory.
Maybe the version on cable is the only one that's been watched by all the people who glorify that movie and Tony Montana. Maybe they've got a drastically altered idea of what actually happened because...censorship.
...probably not.
But it makes more sense.
The hell is wrong with people.
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Kudos for Scarface, as that was on TV last night (still not sure how they can broadcast that, half of the dialogue is censored...) and I ended up watching a large chunk of it while half-conscious on the couch lol.
damn I missed it... /shrug
I have a hard time staying awake during broadcast commercials anyways...I probably would have missed the ending.
oh...and just in case it was unclear to anyone. I'm probably psychotic.
on the one hand I like rooks and I think he has done a lot of good things for the site and he seems like a nice kid...and on the other hand I have a lit molotov cocktail with a short fuse and none of...whatever it is that stops other people from throwing them...
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Ramyrez said: »
It was going to Serbia. Maybe homeland security ganked it. They're overzealous about everything else, after all.
good point. I could see a picture of mel gibson & $30 confusing the ever loving *** out of a customs agent.
Is this idiot trying to support terrorists?
why serbia?
why mel gibson?
is this some kind of anti-semitic propoganda?
why $30?
why does he 'love' george? near as we can tell he's some kind of slumlord in belgrade?
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
he seems like a nice kid...
I believe he said he was in his late 30's - early 40's. which isn't a kid to me, but I guess it could be to you.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
why mel gibson?
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Mag, you watched '30 Rock'. Have you seen 'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit' yet?
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so I was out boozing it up a bit before I mowed the lawn on sunday, & one of the two old timers I drink with has a tumor growing out of his hand. I've been trying to get him to go see a doctor for weeks, but he won't, so now I've tried to move on to shaming him. I named the tumor "master" and him "blaster" (old mad max reference) because the tumor is taking control & he's just the big dumb retard it rides around on. well I was halfway into a whiskey induced tongue lashing when I noticed the other old timer wasn't impressed. I could tell he was thinking about telling this 'nice kid' to *** right off, so I slowed my verbal abuse to a crawl. old drunk #2 then says "hey jackass, I've got a big tumor right here, & points to the bottom of his jaw where I hadn't noticed a decent sized tumor building up.
"well, ***..." I muttered. then came to the horrible realization that they'd be dead in a few years & I'd be stuck drinking all alone on sunday mornings. that, my comrades, is going to blow.
; ;
"well, ***..." I muttered. then came to the horrible realization that they'd be dead in a few years & I'd be stuck drinking all alone on sunday mornings. that, my comrades, is going to blow.
; ;
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Mag, you watched '30 Rock'. Have you seen 'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt' yet?
Still, D'fwan cracks me up on that show.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit'
my friend said that was really good ***, but I haven't even had time for true detective lately. also I know I'm not mag, so I'll pipe down.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
so I was out boozing it up a bit before I mowed the lawn on sunday, & one of the two old timers I drink with has a tumor growing out of his hand. I've been trying to get him to go see a doctor for weeks, but he won't, so now I've tried to move on to shaming him. I named the tumor "master" and him "blaster" (old mad max reference) because the tumor is taking control & he's just the big dumb retard it rides around on. well I was halfway into a whiskey induced tongue lashing when I noticed the other old timer wasn't impressed. I could tell he was thinking about telling this 'nice kid' to *** right off, so I slowed my verbal abuse to a crawl. old drunk #2 then says "hey jackass, I've got a big tumor right here, & points to the bottom of his jaw where I hadn't noticed a decent sized tumor building up.
"well, ***..." I muttered. then came to the horrible realization that they'd be dead in a few years & I'd be stuck drinking all alone on sunday mornings. that, my comrades, is going to blow.
; ;
"well, ***..." I muttered. then came to the horrible realization that they'd be dead in a few years & I'd be stuck drinking all alone on sunday mornings. that, my comrades, is going to blow.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I think the more concerning issue is that multiple people in youre area are developing growths on their bodies...
And that maybe you should consider their actions that you're mirroring and, uh.
Maybe change course.
Good ol' Mel is the bad guy in the Expendables 3 movie..
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Exactly what I thought when I saw Krakowski's character. Then again, Ellie Kemper is basically the same character she was on 'The Office'.
my friend said that was really good ***, but I haven't even had time for true detective lately. also I know I'm not mag, so I'll pipe down.
It's on Netflix, so whenever there' a lull.
Siren.Mosin said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit'
my friend said that was really good ***, but I haven't even had time for true detective lately. also I know I'm not mag, so I'll pipe down.
It's on Netflix, so whenever there' a lull.
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eh... I was leaning more towards nuclear waste dumpsite near his house or something...
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Mag, you watched '30 Rock'. Have you seen 'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt' yet?
Still, D'fwan cracks me up on that show.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Exactly what I thought when I saw Krakowski's character. Then again, Ellie Kemper is basically the same character she was on 'The Office'.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
You forgot publicized pariah.
I'm living in a 90s frame of mind when it comes to Mel.
Just like Eddie Murphy died in 1989 in my mind.
Siren.Mosin said: »
Chaos it's been a month...
I think the corrupt rapid city post office *** me.
>.<
I think the corrupt rapid city post office *** me.
>.<
They saw Mel and knew it was something devious!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit
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Finding birthday presents for children can be a pain <.<;
There are always so many ideas for next year, but once it is next year all ideas were already used up or have been forgotten...
There are always so many ideas for next year, but once it is next year all ideas were already used up or have been forgotten...
Quote:
The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
The same procedure as every year, James!
The same procedure as every year, James!
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
he seems like a nice kid...
I believe he said he was in his late 30's - early 40's. which isn't a kid to me, but I guess it could be to you.
Yes...that's the take away...I got his age wrong...
>.>
/rubs temples
the point is he could be mother teresa it doesn't matter... he walked right into it... then he fell in it...and then he started making snow angels in it... either he never caught on that flavin and I were yanking him or he was playing along the whole time either way the morning went by quickly...which is really the only point.
we had given him an atomic super wedgie and then put his head in the toilet for the chocolate swirly and he started complaining that the water was too cold.... all he had to do was walk away and he would have been given safe passage through the wasteland...
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Bismarck.Leneth said: »
Finding birthday presents for children can be a pain <.<;
To whom it may concern,
Birthday presents for children -- of either gender -- are quite easy. People make it far, far too difficult.
The list of can't-miss gifts is as follows:
- ponies
- puppies
- BB guns
- firecrackers
- caffeinated beverages
- chocolate
- anything that makes fart noises
You needn't make this so difficult.
Signed,
The Consortium of World's Best Uncles
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