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By Anna Ruthven 2015-04-03 11:36:24
Amazon order:
40 lb bag of cat litter.
Set of 2 outdoor camping/survival knives.
Oil filter.
The person pulling the order may think, "Oh, this person is going camping on a mountain. They want to change their oil before taking the trip, need survival knives, and have the cat litter in case of getting stuck in the snow. How prepared!"
In reality:
I need to change my oil.
I need cat litter.
The knives look cool. I would think you're killing someone and weighing them down with kitty litter so you can sink the body in a swamp. Also that you need an oil change.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-04-03 11:36:40
Amazon order:
40 lb bag of cat litter..
meshi's cat?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-04-03 11:37:06
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 11:37:20
Oil filter to change your oil.
Kitty litter to help clean up the mess you inevitably make because you clearly don't know what the *** you're doing, trying to do it with god damn survival knives.
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 11:37:49
Dameshi went up north and caught himself a mountain lion.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-04-03 11:39:49
Dameshi went up north and caught himself a mountain lion. We call them Nittany Lions 'round these parts.
*spits into spittoon*
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-04-03 11:40:31
It'll be ok little buddy I'm sure aunt flo will be departing soon.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-04-03 11:42:02
you breezed right over that part of the story.. I was all.. Goddamn that's a lot of cat litter!
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-04-03 11:43:38
It'll be ok little buddy I'm sure aunt flo will be departing soon.
you're an idiot.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-04-03 11:45:24
you breezed right over that part of the story.. I was all.. Goddamn that's a lot of cat litter!It's actually cheaper to buy 40 lbs than 15 lbs for some inexplicable reason. The 80 lbs bag is also 3.5 times more expensive than the 40 lbs bag.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-04-03 11:51:55
It's actually cheaper to buy 40 lbs than 15 lbs for some inexplicable reason. This makes sense.
The 80 lbs bag is also 3.5 times more expensive than the 40 lbs bag. This does not.
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 11:53:33
Dameshi went up north and caught himself a mountain lion. We call them Nittany Lions 'round these parts.
*spits into spittoon*
Don't get me started on *** Penn State.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-04-03 11:56:28
Also, the 80 lbs bag is going to put you on dangerously thin ice with your delivery professional....
my mail lady goes all to pieces when I get a package that is too big to fit in the mail box...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-04-03 11:59:42
is that their official new name?...man... they lost the hell out of that jerry sandusky lawsuit... who did they hire as a lawyer lionel hutz?
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 12:00:54
is that their official new name?...man... they lost the hell out of that jerry sandusky lawsuit... who did they hire as a lawyer lionel hutz?
Okay, seriously. It's a good thing others are out to lunch because I just laughed quite loudly and got funny looks from the couple people around...
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2015-04-03 12:16:20
in england, we call pizza's italian fannies!
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-04-03 13:19:54
Gyros are back at Arby's! \o/
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-04-03 13:47:39
you can't get gyro's at a better place than arbys down there?
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-04-03 13:50:41
We can, but they are cheap.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-04-03 14:01:30
fair enough.
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 14:14:13
you can't get gyro's at a better place than arbys down there?
They're actually not too bad for the price. They're not amazing, they certainly don't hold a candle to those made in a Greek diner, but yeah. For on-the-go and on-the-cheap...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-04-03 14:37:20
Just don't ever go to greece...
Arby's is closer to a family run greek place then the family run greek place is to actual greek food...
this is what a real spit of gyro meat looks like
this is what it looks like damn near everyewhere in america
good gyro meat
american gyro meat
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By Seraph.Ramyrez 2015-04-03 14:48:02
They're all delicious.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-04-03 14:49:28
I like my meat how I like my women. Rare.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-04-03 14:56:44
A cork gyro, huh? Nope, *** that.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-04-03 15:00:27
I too enjoy that thing that people are currently discussing!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-04-03 15:55:33
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-04-03 16:01:02
Uh oh. What happened, Misa?
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-04-03 16:39:07
we should be at home & we're still working.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-04-03 16:55:34
Don't forget to microwaves some Peeps this weekend!
We have to quell this sugary uprising! They must be stopped before they overtake mankind!!!
I mean, look at them. Aren't they menacing?
Happy Easter! Und Frohe Ostern, Leneth!
(German scares Americans.)
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
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