Don't stand so close to me.
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Don't stand so close to me.
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Here's how to be an *** and make money for it.
If you live in an area on the outskirts of the city limits, like I do, chances are you can get away with a pile of old tires in your back yard because $2 to dispose of them? *** that, amirite? So there are people who will take tires home, pile them up, and then get tired of looking at them to the point of paying like $30 to get rid of like 6 tires. So we go, rent a low-rent house, kissing our deposit goodbye, and fill the house from floor to ceiling with tires. Once it's full, stop paying rent, rinse and repeat.
Keep it assy, Ni.
If you live in an area on the outskirts of the city limits, like I do, chances are you can get away with a pile of old tires in your back yard because $2 to dispose of them? *** that, amirite? So there are people who will take tires home, pile them up, and then get tired of looking at them to the point of paying like $30 to get rid of like 6 tires. So we go, rent a low-rent house, kissing our deposit goodbye, and fill the house from floor to ceiling with tires. Once it's full, stop paying rent, rinse and repeat.
Keep it assy, Ni.
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some of these brilliant ideas you could just keep to yourself.
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Here's how to be an *** and make money for it.
If you live in an area on the outskirts of the city limits, like I do, chances are you can get away with a pile of old tires in your back yard because $2 to dispose of them? *** that, amirite? So there are people who will take tires home, pile them up, and then get tired of looking at them to the point of paying like $30 to get rid of like 6 tires. So we go, rent a low-rent house, kissing our deposit goodbye, and fill the house from floor to ceiling with tires. Once it's full, stop paying rent, rinse and repeat.
Keep it assy, Ni.
If you live in an area on the outskirts of the city limits, like I do, chances are you can get away with a pile of old tires in your back yard because $2 to dispose of them? *** that, amirite? So there are people who will take tires home, pile them up, and then get tired of looking at them to the point of paying like $30 to get rid of like 6 tires. So we go, rent a low-rent house, kissing our deposit goodbye, and fill the house from floor to ceiling with tires. Once it's full, stop paying rent, rinse and repeat.
Keep it assy, Ni.
What? Who is "we"? You do this? Are we talking' ramshackle, slumlord type house? If the landlord got his, I doubt he cares about cleaning out tires.
EDIT: Why do I keep thinking you live in Ardmore?
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I got lost at how $2 a tire got turned into $30 for 6... that's the arkansaest math I ever did see....
and why wouldn't you just hide them in meth/crack houses?
with first and last month rent and a security deposit even at $500 a month rent that is $1,500 in cost. Your break even point at $2 a tire is 750 tires which is prima facie absurd.
Even if you could get the inflated price of $5 a tire that is still 300 tires you have to drive to their location, pick up six at a time, drive to the rental house and unload and stack inside TIMES FIFTY TRIPS before you break even
and why wouldn't you just hide them in meth/crack houses?
with first and last month rent and a security deposit even at $500 a month rent that is $1,500 in cost. Your break even point at $2 a tire is 750 tires which is prima facie absurd.
Even if you could get the inflated price of $5 a tire that is still 300 tires you have to drive to their location, pick up six at a time, drive to the rental house and unload and stack inside TIMES FIFTY TRIPS before you break even
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did Kramer form Seinfeld come up with that one? lol
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well if he was a genius entrepreneur, he wouldn't be here to babysit us, now would he?
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I got lost at how $2 a tire got turned into $30 for 6... that's the arkansaest math I ever did see....
I was wondering why it wouldn't be better to just find a hook up somewhere that you could sell the old tires to... I'm sure there's someone around you could strike a deal with that or at least set yourself up for the removal from the house you stored all the tires in...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
did Kramer form Seinfeld come up with that one? lol
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I think he meant that when people get tired of the tires in their yards they'll end up paying whatever to get them out. So, the set price is $2.00, but some people end up saying "*** it! Here's $30.00. I want them out!"
I'm not a wealth of useless knowledge when it comes to Oklanomics though.
I'm not a wealth of useless knowledge when it comes to Oklanomics though.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
well if he was a genius entrepreneur, he wouldn't be here to babysit us, now would he?
he pulls in six figures workin at ffxiah!
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Josiah Monstruo said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Josiah Monstruo said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
You can serve anything you want at weddings anyways... it's supposed to be a special day for the happy couple not a set affair that you have to conform to because the wedding gods told you this is how it has to bed... you want sloppy joes and frito pies sounds like a dman good idea to me!
Now there's a post I can get behind.
Go ahead and quote the first 5 words of this post by themselves and chuckle like a moron though: the usual fare.
I think you have me confused with someone else who thinks you're HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE... I don't have to doctor your posts as the whole thing gives a better view on just how big of a tool you actually are lol...
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don't summon donny, we just got rid of him again.
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If we'em tai each of them thar tares to ma old coonhound Geech weedbe fixin ta rake in a killin
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I got lost at how $2 a tire got turned into $30 for 6... that's the arkansaest math I ever did see....
and why wouldn't you just hide them in meth/crack houses?
with first and last month rent and a security deposit even at $500 a month rent that is $1,500 in cost. Your break even point at $2 a tire is 750 tires which is prima facie absurd.
Even if you could get the inflated price of $5 a tire that is still 300 tires you have to drive to their location, pick up six at a time, drive to the rental house and unload and stack inside TIMES FIFTY TRIPS before you break even
and why wouldn't you just hide them in meth/crack houses?
with first and last month rent and a security deposit even at $500 a month rent that is $1,500 in cost. Your break even point at $2 a tire is 750 tires which is prima facie absurd.
Even if you could get the inflated price of $5 a tire that is still 300 tires you have to drive to their location, pick up six at a time, drive to the rental house and unload and stack inside TIMES FIFTY TRIPS before you break even
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
EDIT: Why do I keep thinking you live in Ardmore?
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Anna Ruthven said: »
MOTHER SAID I COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU!
by god, she was right.
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Nik's meth trailer suggestion is actually a great one when you really think about it. The methheads will always have the energy and incentive to remove the tires for optimum meth making facilities, I guess. Where do you think they'll dispose of the tires? Where ever. So, you will always have a cyclical market for random tire removal.
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
If we'em tai each of them thar tares to ma old coonhound Geech weedbe fixin ta rake in a killin
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And you put a lemonade stand in front of the house and that's like 50c per cup.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Nik's meth trailer suggestion is actually a great one when you really think about it. The methheads will always have the energy and incentive to remove the tires for optimum meth making facilities, I guess. Where do you think they'll dispose of the tires? Where ever. So, you will always have a cyclical market for random tire removal.
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
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Take it from Hev. He's quite the entrepreneur!
EDIT: Girlboy, they might care about the continued manufacturing of the meth? Hmmm?
EDIT: Girlboy, they might care about the continued manufacturing of the meth? Hmmm?
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
If we'em tai each of them thar tares to ma old coonhound Geech weedbe fixin ta rake in a killin
She's afraid of mayonnaise.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Take it from Hev. He's quite the entrepreneur!
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I was watching a documentary on the effects of meth and it's pretty *** devastating...
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
If we'em tai each of them thar tares to ma old coonhound Geech weedbe fixin ta rake in a killin
She's afraid of mayonnaise.
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I feel like this conversation is worthy of its own thread. :D
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