I still love the face of that doll
lol
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I'm sorry, I know you mean well... but I have a deep and unrelenting hatred of puppetry...
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man, you've either got to be dumb as a rock, or have balls made of titanium to strap that ***on your back & head into battle.
where are we going? into a firefight? is there an over-sized napalm bomb you can strap on my back before we roll out? yo?
where are we going? into a firefight? is there an over-sized napalm bomb you can strap on my back before we roll out? yo?
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I think I've seen too many horror movies to compensate for the forbidden fruit factor of childhood TV.
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-weakness acquired-!
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looks kinda like your ugly ashe pic, lol.
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where is that puppet with the knife from?
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
where is that puppet with the knife from?
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
I know I seen the adds for that movie ages ago, but never actually seen one of them.
Puppetmaster. I'm sure you've seen it/heard of it at some point. It's been in AMC's (I think it's AMC's) pre-Halloween rotation for a couple of decades now.
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
-weakness acquired-!
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
-weakness acquired-!
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
-weakness acquired-!
I also hate clowns, jugglers, mimes, unicycle riders....
[four hours later.....]
and everyone else in the child entertainment industry...
also! canadians, french and french canadians and canadians that speak french and....
[several more hours pass....]
and the dutch!
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
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Odin.Jassik said: »
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
YES! When it doesn't register right away the exaggerated pantomimes and the silence are even creepier!
Weirdest Starbucks moment ever!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Odin.Jassik said: »
OMG it's the creepiest thing ever. At least when people are speaking a foreign language you can pretend you're not out of place.
YES! When it doesn't register right away the exaggerated pantomimes and the silence are even creepier!
Weirdest Starbucks moment ever!
Not to mention how awkward it is when you go to scratch your ear and wonder if you just insulted someone's mom or something.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Have you ever been in a room with nothing but people using sign language?
No... but
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I had a coworker when I was in a dealer shop that had gotten a DUI and was required to attend AA classes. The foreman determined it was my job to drive him there (whatever, overtime and free coffee). I had dropped him off at the community center and ran to rent a movie and grab some takeout, then came back to wait for him. I decided to just go inside, but they had moved the AA meeting to a different room and I stumbled into the deaf support group meeting. So, I come barging into a completely silent room with my chinese food, realize I'm in the wrong place, then (like a total moron) asked them where the AA meeting was and waited a good 30 seconds with no response before slowing backing out of the room.
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one of the catalysts for me loosing my restaurant picking privileges was a trip to a long john silvers where everyone including the patrons were HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE...
after much confusion the manager came out and informed me that in appreciation for him hiring so many HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people the whole HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE school came there that night for dinner.... lucky us.
As we left and drove around the building we saw all the short buses parked on the opposite side of the building... which did little to nurse my paranoid brain sores that the whole world had collapsed into some kind of HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE zombie apocalypse.... or at least that town...which I never went back to.
after much confusion the manager came out and informed me that in appreciation for him hiring so many HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people the whole HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE school came there that night for dinner.... lucky us.
As we left and drove around the building we saw all the short buses parked on the opposite side of the building... which did little to nurse my paranoid brain sores that the whole world had collapsed into some kind of HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE zombie apocalypse.... or at least that town...which I never went back to.
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It's so inefficient to use multiple short buses...
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I had a coworker who had to use an hearing aid or he couldn't hear ***.
one day, we got assigned to add some large decals to a minivan
so on the area we where working, they had some old Mexican songs playing on the radio.
He was standing about 5-6 ft away, and he asks If I hear the song that was currently playing...
I look at him, look back at the radio, look back at him with a confused face, tap my ear and tell him I don't hear ***.
he got so *** pissed he ran back to the office and stayed there for the rest of the day... lol
one day, we got assigned to add some large decals to a minivan
so on the area we where working, they had some old Mexican songs playing on the radio.
He was standing about 5-6 ft away, and he asks If I hear the song that was currently playing...
I look at him, look back at the radio, look back at him with a confused face, tap my ear and tell him I don't hear ***.
he got so *** pissed he ran back to the office and stayed there for the rest of the day... lol
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on a serious note... uncle pork chop isn't doing too hot and he wants me to call his estranged son...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably call/come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
Edit: and my wife says I need to nice it up...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably call/come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
Edit: and my wife says I need to nice it up...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
on a serious note... uncle pork chop isn't doing too hot and he wants me to call his estranged son...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably come home now..."
but since english is his second language I don't want it to sound like a threat that I'm going to kill him or something...
If it gets him home to see his dad, let him think it's a threat. Maybe it will awaken some feelings he's been smothering.
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I think the AA/Chinese story wins.
That's sad. Hopefully, estranged son and Uncle Pork Chop can make amends.
That's sad. Hopefully, estranged son and Uncle Pork Chop can make amends.
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he is a living warning and a case study in how close some of us are, to going completely off the rails and cartwheeling into the valley of darkness and then bursting into flames before drowning in a sewage treatment plant.
he was a man once.... with a wife and two kids and a house and a job. typical american dream stuff. addictions to alcohol and gambling ended all of that in a startling eye blink and now he is a bum.
I haven't spoken to him in twenty years so I am hoping the very fact that I am calling him will convey the sense of urgency I need to deliver to him without me having to actually come out and say it.
he was a man once.... with a wife and two kids and a house and a job. typical american dream stuff. addictions to alcohol and gambling ended all of that in a startling eye blink and now he is a bum.
I haven't spoken to him in twenty years so I am hoping the very fact that I am calling him will convey the sense of urgency I need to deliver to him without me having to actually come out and say it.
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I hope it works also. Family rifts are always sad. Coupled with his other personal problems...Ouch!
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<-Debbie Downer
I should probably go be old and depressing somewhere else... I just got roped into helping "make the arrangements"...
being a responsible adult sucks!
PARKER!!! fire the childhood ray!
I want to go skin my knee on the playground running to the swing set!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I should probably go be old and depressing somewhere else... I just got roped into helping "make the arrangements"...
being a responsible adult sucks!
PARKER!!! fire the childhood ray!
I want to go skin my knee on the playground running to the swing set!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm thinking something along the lines of "if you have any interest at all in seeing your dad again while he is still alive you should probably call/come home now..."
don't listen to your wife, & don't pussyfoot around, this is the exact right thing to say (coming from a semi-estranged son)
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I should probably go be old and depressing somewhere else... I just got roped into helping "make the arrangements"...
no, you sonofabitch, you stay put.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
People never learn.
*** no, & they're trying to ruin my day today, as well.
brb lunch.
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