Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Youtube probably doesn't "do" 'Dateline', but my veiw of Holt is basically close enough to John Mulaney's take on the commentary Ice-T gives on SVU.
I'll DVR one or two.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Who will be the next to catch a case of the [+] sterility?
hopefully donny!
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Ugh! That thread reminds me of me and my buddy of accidentally walking in on a girl from my dorm getting a train run on her by Pikes the Halloween of my Freshman year of college while we were on our way back from the bathroom. :/
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Ugh! That thread reminds me of me and my buddy of accidentally walking in on a girl from my dorm getting a train run on her by Pikes the Halloween of my Freshman year of college while we were on our way back from the bathroom. :/
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Well, a group of six of us used to hop from house party-to-house party since we were all underage at that time. There was a girl who lived in our dorm who in passing I would make small-talk with, hard not to when you see the same people frequently.
Apparently, according to other girls in our dorm, she was a year older than us and had a reputation for making "the rounds" at house parties and frat parties. I chocked it up as idle gossip and what not, because ***! My first weekend in college I went to a party and some sloppy Tri-Delt got it in her head that I happened to be that blonde Katie that *** her BF or whatever. Basically, two tanked Tri-Delts were indiscriminately pointing and screaming at our group, "I rushed that ***! I rushed that ***!" Come to find out when we got back to the dorms, they were talking about me. (I found this out from another Tri-Delt who lived at the dorms with us.)
Anywho, that Halloween, after having our pre-party Franzia (Because box wine is the height of sophistication!), we ended up at one where me and my buddy were walking through a maze of an old house where a bathroom was conveniently connected to a bedroom where that event was taking place.
We had spoken to her earlier at the party, and she was about on the same level as us at the point where we had spoken to her, so I don't know if she offered to have that done to her or what?
It's a little bothersome thinking about it in retrospect. We were eighteen/nineteen. We didn't have a clue as to what to do, so we just scampered on. The girl I was buddy-systeming it with took the opportunity to immediately inform everyone what was going on in that bedroom, even though realistically, we didn't know whether that was consensual or not. People made their assumptions from her rep around the dorm, and we left.
Apparently, according to other girls in our dorm, she was a year older than us and had a reputation for making "the rounds" at house parties and frat parties. I chocked it up as idle gossip and what not, because ***! My first weekend in college I went to a party and some sloppy Tri-Delt got it in her head that I happened to be that blonde Katie that *** her BF or whatever. Basically, two tanked Tri-Delts were indiscriminately pointing and screaming at our group, "I rushed that ***! I rushed that ***!" Come to find out when we got back to the dorms, they were talking about me. (I found this out from another Tri-Delt who lived at the dorms with us.)
Anywho, that Halloween, after having our pre-party Franzia (Because box wine is the height of sophistication!), we ended up at one where me and my buddy were walking through a maze of an old house where a bathroom was conveniently connected to a bedroom where that event was taking place.
We had spoken to her earlier at the party, and she was about on the same level as us at the point where we had spoken to her, so I don't know if she offered to have that done to her or what?
It's a little bothersome thinking about it in retrospect. We were eighteen/nineteen. We didn't have a clue as to what to do, so we just scampered on. The girl I was buddy-systeming it with took the opportunity to immediately inform everyone what was going on in that bedroom, even though realistically, we didn't know whether that was consensual or not. People made their assumptions from her rep around the dorm, and we left.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Your [+] syphilis has spread. Who will be the next to catch a case of the [+] sterility?
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well idk much, but whenever discussions of group sex start taking place, I take that as my cue to take off. well. unless it's a pack of women after just me, but in my 31 years that's been pretty few & far between. when it's a bunch of dudes, it seems like a terrible idea.
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Time to quarantine you guys...
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Siren.Mosin said: »
well idk much, but whenever discussions of group sex start taking place, I take that as my cue to take off. well. unless it's a pack of women after just me, but in my 31 years that's been pretty few & far between. when it's a bunch of dudes, it seems like a terrible idea.
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
Yeah...I wouldn't think a girl would volunteer to have a train run on her.
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What does train stand for in this context?
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
What does train stand for in this context?
a bunch of dudes taking turns with the same woman.
like I said earlier, icky.
/donsadeepmonotoneannoucer'svoice
and the thread has reached a new low
and the thread has reached a new low
Siren.Mosin said: »
/donsadeepmonotoneannoucer'svoice
and the thread has reached a new low
and the thread has reached a new low
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
30 leagues under?
I'm thinking so. I'll put my pinky up when I post & try to class the place up a bit.
Siren.Mosin said: »
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
Also, porn.
*offers Mosin an emergency top hat and monocle*
The pipes are also at the ready, ol' chap.
The pipes are also at the ready, ol' chap.
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
Also, porn.
It could have been a bunch of guys jerking it to her getting porked. I don't *** know! It's not like we stuck around after the initial shock. Just two guys at two ends and another three jerking it.
***! IDK. IDK. IDK.
Well, I certainly Debbie Downered this thread! Better luck tomorrow. Have a good one!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
my point being, I can't follow the logic that leads to a train. I may be a prude.
Also, porn.
It could have been a bunch of guys jerking it to her getting porked. I don't *** know! It's not like we stuck around after the initial shock. Just two guys at two ends and another three jerking it.
***! IDK. IDK. IDK.
Well, I certainly Debbie Downered this thread! Better luck tomorrow. Have a good one!
I destroyed it, today. Teacher extraordinaire.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Teacher extraordinaire.
was there ever any doubt?
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
I destroyed it, today. Teacher extraordinaire.
And we knew you were good :P
Keep it up!
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