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Bahamut.Milamber
Serveur: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3691
By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-07-10 15:12:56
AHOY! Ye scurvy sandy vaginas! Brings yet another meaning to limey.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-10 15:17:18
You're going to have to pardon the crude chuckles this week. Flying high on an incredibly good mood after the holiday weekend. LOL!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-10 15:18:26
Maybe a few days in the brig will change that...
Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-10 15:20:45
Maybe a few days in the brig will change that...
hey! you're the janitor, not the jailer. we don't have a jailer as far as I know, we just execute em'.
Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-10 15:22:42
Maybe a few days in the brig will change that...
hey! you're the janitor, not the jailer. we don't have a jailer as far as I know, we just execute em'. But I don't want to do that because one, it's Zahbles, and two, I'm not cleaning up all that blood.
But, y'know... Zahbles.
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Bahamut.Milamber
Serveur: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3691
By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-07-10 15:23:34
Maybe a few days in the brig will change that...
hey! you're the janitor, not the jailer. we don't have a jailer as far as I know, we just execute em'. Speaking of execution, here's a John Oliver branch... YouTube Video Placeholder
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-10 15:29:41
I don't want to do that because one, it's Zahbles
you had me at Z.
I've been catching all his shows, all have been good. I think the stephen hawking interview has been my favorite bit thus far.
Bismarck.Misao
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-07-10 15:32:21
Z..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-10 16:35:56
Niko! Get the pots and pans ready, I have an idea!
First we get some poison ivy clippings and extract the oil from them...after that the possibilities are endless!
Once the poison ivy oil vaporized it would get into your lungs and you would have a very large and un-treatable problem on your hands.
I have thought about making my own home made pepper defense spray out of ghost peppers and loading it into a refillable fire extinguisher but without a proper lab equipped with emergency ventilation it's impossible. Even with masks I'll have to say, the idea piqued my interest, and that's a very good reason to not do it. While I'm immune to the ivy on my skin, I don't think my lungs would be so tolerant.
Maybe a few days in the brig will change that...
hey! you're the janitor, not the jailer. we don't have a jailer as far as I know, we just execute em'. Speaking of execution, here's a John Oliver branch... YouTube Video Placeholder
good watch
Bahamut.Milamber
Serveur: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3691
By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-07-10 16:58:32
Well, I was going to just post this in reply:
And then ran into this tidbit:
Further information: Seton Hall reports § Detainees' profile
This improvised timer for a time bomb was captured in the early 2000s.
According to The Guardian, "the Casio F-91W digital watch was declared to be 'the sign of al-Qaeda' and a contributing factor to continued detention of prisoners by the analysts stationed at Guantánamo Bay. Briefing documents used to train staff in assessing the threat level of new detainees advise that possession of the F-91W – available online for as little as £4 – suggests the wearer has been trained in bomb making by al-Qaida in Afghanistan."[4] United States Military intelligence officials have identified the F91W as a watch that terrorists use when constructing time bombs.[5][6][7][8][9]
This association was highlighted in the Denbeaux study, and may have been used in some cases at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.[10] An article published in the Washington Post in 1996 reported that Abdul Hakim Murad, Wali Khan Amin Shah, and Ramzi Ahmed Yousef had developed techniques to use commonly available Casio digital watches to detonate time bombs.[11]
By Jetackuu 2014-07-10 17:07:23
hmm, I used to wear a watch like that, not sure if it was the same model or not, was definitely Casio.
The plastic bands like to break, so the last watch I bought has a metal one, but it's 1 link too big to wear right on my wrist regardless of how I set it, so I just stopped wearing it.
edit: the watch function did work well, so good watch indeed.
Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 09:46:04
So in a way, it's all mag's fault... and he owes me a finger tip.
So mag started it when he made the nearly fatal mistake of telling us anything about his personal life... and in this case it was about his love life, or lack there of.
He mentioned that he didn't know what league he was in anymore...
And fortunately for him, he was born in america, which automatically puts him in "the league of extraordinary gentlemen". Perhaps nobody ever told him. but he hit the life lottery when he wasn't looking.
Before/during the time flux, I was trying to illuminate, in my diabolical, around about way, was that his ranking on the man scale. And I'm not talking just looks here. I am talking total package. Is a lot higher than he thinks.
So let's be BRUTALLY HONEST
If we were to put him on a scale of 1 to 10 in america comparing him to other americans. what number would you give him?
big and cuddly lummox, teacher salary, no material possessions to speak of at the moment, walter sobchak glasses, has roomates,
When we consider everything, his socio-economic bracket, his education, his age, his job, personality
The scale
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
So "1" is the lowest. We picture a man pushing thirty, lives at home with his parents, jobless, unable to support his child out of wedlock, baby momma drama, prospects for the future are grim, is probably sitting in the basement practicing the line.... Would you like an apple pie with that?
and on the other end of the spectrum is john stamos the bionic 40 million dollar hunk with no apparent flaws anyone would make a big deal about we'll just give him the 10 and quit pretending we measure up.
So where do we put mag? I think he is a good looking dude, better if he would loose the transition lenses, but he seems like a good guy, kind heart, full time job, lives away from home, no criminal record that we know of, college educated.
Let's give him a "4" for argument sake. BIG BUT!!! If we take the Magnuss outside the USA. Full time job, has his own place, american citizen, he is an "8"
In sweden he would probably be a "9"
Maybe in germany he would only be a "6", but he mentions doesn't like german food like vinegar based salads
vinegar based salads
vinegar based salads
vinegar based salads
vinegar based salads
You know what I was hungry for last night!? vinegar based salad!!!
so I am chopping up cabbage with a ceramic knife and whoever designed this thing is a diabolical genius and I am almost finished when I cut myself all the way to the bone of my finger.
So now I have two bandaids holding my finger on you ***. so you, Magnus, owe me a 1968-1969 american model right hand ring finger tip in off white.
I need to thank whatever deity you pray too for ceramics that knife doesn't cut bone very well. which is bad when you cutting up a whole chicken, but good when you hack on your own finger.
I much prefer the cut from a stainless steel knife. sweet jebus the ceramic blade cuts human flesh like it's slicing though air....
so let me log off for a bit and go and get some more coffee.
the we can get back to the plan... operation... international....
***!!! I had something for this...but all I can think of is how much my finger hurts...
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-11 10:01:36
owie owie owie owie.
leave your finders on brother, you may need them.
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 10:04:29
I wish that was what I yelled....
<insert alarming string of obscenities here>
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-11 10:05:18
Wow.
I had no idea of the repercussions from asking such a simple question. If someone told me that a friend would be inches away from hacking off his own finger because of the mindworm I stuffed in his head, I would have abstained from asking altogether.
I appreciate the thought you put into it, and on the rating scale, I probably could be a 4. The funny thing is, I was actually excited to get these glasses because I like the way glasses look on a person. Buuuuut, I suppose I need to join the ranks of others and buy contacts at some point. I could still wear glasses at work, but the contacts would be more for dating and stuff.
I hope your fingy gets better, and maybe in the future pay attention to where that knife goes. I did something similar when I was doing prep work for a restaurant I worked at briefly. They wanted me to dice olives, and I had never diced anything before and I remember just cutting right into my fingernail. That *** huuuuuuuurt.
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Valefor.Sehachan
Serveur: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-07-11 10:07:11
I don't need glasses thankfully, but even if I did I'd be scared to wear contact...putting things in my eyes? Ew gross, scary!
Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-11 10:08:48
Oh, I'm terrified. I can't get drops in my eyes without howling bloody murder. But, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-11 10:08:59
buy contacts at some point
lasik is the hip thing now, yo.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-11 10:10:17
buy contacts at some point
lasik is the hip thing now, yo. Is that covered with health insurance or is that considered cosmetic?
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-11 10:13:35
Bismarck.Josiahkf said: » elective
that.
but fairly reasonable, 1300 bucks an eye or comparable.
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 10:16:40
Wow.
I had no idea of the repercussions from asking such a simple question.
Oh yeah, it's the butterfly effect and stuff.... some guy heard me screaming and ran over his foot with a lawnmower....
But even with the glasses you are still an 8 outside the USA and I'm not talking mail order brides or anything cheesy....
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-11 10:49:43
Except in France. There, I'm like a -500.
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-11 10:54:55
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 10:59:44
Speaking of which.
It's trash day today in cookie cutter city so last night everyone is outside mowing their lawns in unison and I hear some kid yelling HELP!!
So I stop the lawnmower and look around. And I hear it again.
HELP!!
and I see four adults, one guy is using a weed eater, his wife is at the foot of the driveway of the neighbor's house gossiping to the neighbor's wife, her husband is in front of the garage and it's their douchebag older kid screaming for help on the side of the garage not twenty feet away from any of them.
and the kid screams again.
HELP!!
and he's waving his arms and I start heading that way and as I get closer I can see nothing is wrong with him... but nobody else is looking at him.
he is just playing with his little brother...
And FINALLY the kid's dad notices ME because I am walking towards the kid that is screaming for help
and he finally looks at the kid and calls his name and the kid runs off.
I mean WTF? didn't they tell that kid the boy who cried wolf story? Did they also not pay attention to it?
There are two important lessons there
1. (is for the kids) you never yell for help unless you really need it. and
2. (is for the parent) you never don't go see what's wrong when a kid yells for help
There were four adults in ear shot that didn't respond at all.
Had it been an actual emergency, and I wasn't there that kid would be dead.
We have ponds he could have been drowning in and coyote's that road around.... ***there are hundreds of things that could have been happening to him or his little brother or one of the other kids...
that dumbass kid yells so much nobody can even hear him any more....
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 11:01:54
Except in France. There, I'm like a -500.
/spits all over the monitor
PFFFFFFT! France... bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys.
french people don't count
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Serveur: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-11 11:04:02
D'awwww... that's not true, but thank you!
Except in France. There, I'm like a -500.
/spits all over the monitor
PFFFFFFT! France... bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys.
french people don't count You got a problem with cheese eaters? Keep in mind, you're talking to a Wisconsinite.
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-11 11:07:02
You got a problem with cheese eaters? Keep in mind, you're talking to a Wisconsinite.
Wisconsinites have never surrendered to anyone for any reason!
Not even mother nature evil brother, old man winter. And I don't know what he has against dairy cows but damn.... he is a cold sonofa *** to wisconsin.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
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