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 Odin.Minefield
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By Odin.Minefield 2014-05-22 17:45:52
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GET OUT
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 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-05-22 17:46:22
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Window curtains. Hah!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-05-22 17:49:50
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-Finishes hot water while in t he shower-
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-05-22 17:53:55
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-swipes your debit card, doesn't give you your receipt-
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 Bismarck.Misao
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-05-22 17:57:08
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-orders pizza, pineapple and jalapenos-
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-05-22 22:11:01
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/creates a thread in the P&R section
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By Ciri Zireael 2014-05-22 22:13:09
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*** all of you
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-05-23 05:52:35
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Sounds like just a gentle reminder now and again to me.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-05-23 05:52:54
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
/creates a thread in the P&R section
Now that would be interesting.
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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 08:50:46
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/wades through wet towels, dirty socks and desecrated curtains to get to his desk

That must of been some party you guys had last night...





dammit.... forgot to get more coffee before I sat down... PARKER!!!



PARKER!


PARKER!!!

gdi ... /wades over to the coffee machine
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-05-23 08:55:20
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/awakens from under a pile of dirty diapers

I... I'm on break.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 09:27:22
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/sips coffee
mmmmm miseryilicious

there you are PARKER! cue up the music!
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/begins typing frantically

Ok so where were we?... Right, Urial... when we last saw him he was dumped like a dog in johor bahru... dirty, hungry and weak.

cheap trench-coat.. cheap bottle of flavored booze in the pocket... banging against his leg as he walked the streets in the rain.

He had tried everything he could think of...which consisted only of the Lloyd Dobler/Say anything/boombox thing.... until the batteries died, but too no avail... the evil princess' heart could not be swayed.

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Bereft of his manhood he wandered the empty street of tornado alley trying desperately to cling to his humanity... filthy as a frenchman cheese eating surrender monkey

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But Fear Not, good people of the keep. I have dispatched a gang of pimply faced teenagers to surlily kick his *** all the way back to georgia... and poke him sharp sticks.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-05-23 09:46:04
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morning hosers.

apparently tupac's last words were "*** you" spoken to the responding officer. that's some funny stuff right there.

I can't wait for this 3 day mennonite weekend.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 09:50:24
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I can't wait for this 3 day mennonite weekend.

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 Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-05-23 09:51:40
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Tupac sounds like a terrible idea. I feel like you shouldn't buy anything less than a Fourpac.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-05-23 09:59:22
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Tupac sounds like a terrible idea. I feel like you shouldn't buy anything less than a Fourpac.
Sextpac ftw!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-05-23 10:07:44
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
*leaves wet towel on the bed*

You mother fu...

Bismarck.Misao said: »
-drink juice straight from the bottle and puts it back on the fridge-

That's actually really refreshing! We have two bottles of orange juice. One's for ze bambino and whoever might pop up, the other is the spit/germ-swapping espectaculaaaaarrr marked with a Sharpie! Who has time for cups in the morning, right?

Siren.Mosin said: »
/throwsdirtysocksonfloorwhereeverhemaybeatthetime

See response to Hev.

Bismarck.Misao said: »
-grabs the tv remote with cheetos covered fingers-

Gross.

Valefor.Prothescar said: »
Sometimes i eat pizza with a fork and knife

That's just being cleanly and practical. Grease and toppings that fall off...Time for a fork.

Anna Ruthven said: »
Being paranoid, I don't trust opened chip bags unless tightly clamped or stored in the fridge.

Bismarck.Josiahkf said: »
Wtf Chips in the fridge?

Anna Ruthven said: »
-steps out of shower to dry off, does not dry the floor-

That's just dangerous. Jeez, Girlboy. With that kind of poor judgement, Scragg should really reevaluate your mod authority. You're not only a hazard to yourself, but the rest of us also.

Bismarck.Misao said: »
-goes to bed with tv on and high volume-

I hate you.

Anna Ruthven said: »
-pours a glass of soda, sits lid on the bottle without tighthening it-

>:

Bismarck.Misao said: »
-finishes milk, puts container back in fridge-

/wags finger

Anna Ruthven said: »
-has leftovers, lets them ruin-

Clean out your fridge once a week!
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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 10:08:53
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Sextpac ftw!

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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-05-23 10:12:02
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Zah is on the war path!

/runaway!
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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 10:50:05
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
/wags finger

I fear a repetitive strain injury lawsuit...

PARKER!!! get some ice, some motrin, a carpal tunnel brace and maybe some raicilla...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-23 11:44:12
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Siren.Mosin said: »
morning hosers.

apparently tupac's last words were "*** you" spoken to the responding officer. that's some funny stuff right there.

I can't wait for this 3 day mennonite weekend.
mmhmmm... Mennonite holidays... often and well always really...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-23 11:45:12
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Tupac sounds like a terrible idea. I feel like you shouldn't buy anything less than a Fourpac.
idk... anything I find in two packs usually contains more than what you would get in a fourpack...

extra slicey!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-23 11:45:52
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
/wags finger

I fear a repetitive strain injury lawsuit...

PARKER!!! get some ice, some motrin, a carpal tunnel brace and maybe some raicilla...
I can refer you to a great lawyer... well he's not actually a lawyer and he's a pretty terrible person but you will win that lawsuit if you hire him.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-05-23 11:53:33
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
/wags finger

I fear a repetitive strain injury lawsuit...

PARKER!!! get some ice, some motrin, a carpal tunnel brace and maybe some raicilla...
I can refer you to a great lawyer... well he's not actually a lawyer and he's a pretty terrible person but you will win that lawsuit if you hire him.

Ooooo~ Does he appear on a lot of local TV commercials and wear a ten gallon hat?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-05-23 12:03:08
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
/wags finger

I fear a repetitive strain injury lawsuit...

PARKER!!! get some ice, some motrin, a carpal tunnel brace and maybe some raicilla...
I can refer you to a great lawyer... well he's not actually a lawyer and he's a pretty terrible person but you will win that lawsuit if you hire him.

Ooooo~ Does he appear on a lot of local TV commercials and wear a ten gallon hat?
He only appears in your nightmares!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 12:15:04
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
He only appears in your nightmares!

Josiah Poppycock? When did he become a lawyer?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-05-23 12:29:59
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also, I can't stop laughing at my own joke...
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