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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
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Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-19 08:54:43
and apparently we are also discussing what we had for breakfast...
I had black coffee and self loathing... it's not for everyone.
Edit: Hey new page, how about a ride on a rusty bicycle? you dirty sonofabitch...
Ragnarok.Hevans
Serveur: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 08:56:41
I know what you mean. Citric acid leaves the mouth slightly funky. Speaking of things that levee a funk in your mouth. time for coffee.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 09:08:46
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said: »Wait, what the ***are we even talking about
Uniball and other hard hard won nicknames. The cruelty of children has no boundaries...
Uniball was an unfortunate young gentleman that went over end over end and married the handlebars of his bicycle in a horrific crash that cost him one of his testicles... and you will be excused if you involuntarily clutch your own genitalia as you try to imagine the force required to obliterate part of your wedding tackle as it is simultaneously crushed and torn away from the rest of your body... He very nearly died of blood loss and witnesses are still scared by the images of that fateful day. Denim probably would have saved him from his difficultly earned moniker. But his fateful decision to wear shorty shorts on that day probably haunts him still...
He was forevermore most commonly greeted by... Hey Uniball, how's it hanging? his answer was always a grumbled stream of obscenities under his breath and I never saw him walk with confidence ever again....or wear shorty shorts. We would squeal out UNIBALL!!! in the highest pitched voice our adolescent throats could muster...
"Trashcan" earned her nickname after being caught defecating in trashcan at high school. It was alleged that she and the teacher whose room the trashcan resided had an affair which had soured... and her deposit would have been a silent protest... but she was caught brown handed by the janitor.... and was forever scarred with one of the most brutal nicknames in the history of mankind. She even had her own theme song which we mimicked when we screamed her new name down the hallways in booming voices that could probably be heard for miles in all directions...
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TRASHCAN!!! SHE RIDES A TRASHCAN! T-RASH T-RASH T-RASH TRASHCAN!!!!
How many times did we play that song during class change screaming her name? idk...maybe a thousand times?
Slaves of lucifer... rake the coals, stoke the fire to a crescendo we are coming. Make ready the rusted bike of iron we will "endo" over and over again into the flaming trashcan of poop for our crimes... my soul must be purged of these transgressions. I can not be saved.
amen
LOL!
One of the guys on the guys' soccer team at our HS was given the nickname uniballer. Whenever we had co-ed scrimmages they made sure to use that little gem as much as possible.
I don't know the story behind it, and had no interest in asking.
and apparently we are also discussing what we had for breakfast...
I had black coffee and self loathing... it's not for everyone.
I always imagined you starting off your day with coffee and the blood of the innocent. You learn something new everyday!
/shrug
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-19 09:17:46
I never eat breakfast.
prolly reason #213 why I am going to die soon.
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Siren.Flavin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 09:26:29
The pain!!!! ><
Made me think back to the days when I took to the streets on my green huffy with a passion that could only be expressed by wearing sleeveless T's in November... On that fine November day I had donned my finest sleeveless T and gone about riding around the neighborhood when I ran into the tool affectionately called skidmark... how did he get that name you ask?
Well, skidmark, whom I found riding around as well (though not rocking the sleeveless t) was so proud of his new bike and as he rode around and touted that his grand posession was, in fact, the pinacle of biking (it had pegs) and the seat was at least three feet lower than the handle bars... in between all this nonsense he found the time to challenge me to a race to which I gladly accepted with a fierce look in my eyes and the will power to keep myself from calling him a tool...
The race began and that glorious *** flew past me with ease and to this day I thank whatever god for being able to stay close enough to see what happened next... as he pulled further ahead he took the time to look back and gloat as he thought he needed at all times to keep me personally aware of his superiority and that of his prized vehicle... while doing that he forgot to ya know look in front of him and as he was yelling obscenities back at me he could not see that parked car coming up on him fast... I watched him hit that car at a speed I had never witnessed before and for a minute that glorious *** discarded hi bike for some wings as he flew through the sky over the car... unluckily for him the wings he got in the trade for that bike did not serve him well as his face soon met the pavement and I watched him tumble across the street like a rag doll thrown across the room by an unhappy child... leaving only a trail of blood and what I assume was the skin that used to be on his face behind him... along with the bike I guess that never rode the same again...
I declared victory that day before I tossed my bike to the ground and ran up to some random persons house to get them to call 911... Skid mark was born!
Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-19 09:36:24
we had a guy drunkenly admit to molesting a goat, if I saw him today I'd yell "Farmer!" hell I don't even remember his real name it stuck so bad.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 09:37:04
Oh! That is a bueat! When you mentioned a sleeveless tee my mind immediately when to this...
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...I have to say, that did add some wonderful imagery to the story though.
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Siren.Flavin
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 09:37:55
I never eat breakfast. prolly reason #213 why I am going to die soon. I don't eat breakfast either lol but I did just read another study that says breakfast is not the most important meal of the day rather the timing of your meals and the like... or something... idk man...
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-19 09:38:13
they probably have that as an option at starbucks...what does that translate into in italian? PARKER! sangue degli innocenti
However, they are one of the many companies I randomly decided to boycott... I just want a large black coffee... venti?
large black coffee venti?
LARGE
BLACK
COFFEE
ve..... but she stopped short as the sky began to darken
and my eyes bored into her as I felt my hands rising as they involuntarily began preparing to crush her larynx...
large black coffee
and she fetched it right up sensing her life depended on it. and it did. when you have no qualms about punching people of the opposite gender there are some stores you just can't go in....
/boycott
Ragnarok.Hevans
Serveur: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 09:38:30
I used to never eat breakfast, but i get all focused on food around 11 and my productivity drops to zero.
Btw exodus finally let me make a character. I got to five then logged cause i started watching derek on Netflix. Awesome show.
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Siren.Mosin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-19 09:41:38
Btw exodus finally let me make a character.
NICE! what's your name there, fella?
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Serveur: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-19 09:42:53
if it isn't "hevans fall" ima be disappointed
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Siren.Flavin
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 09:46:28
Let me know your name and I'll throw you an invite to the LS... Mosin and Z should be able to as well...
I thought about checking that out but it just looked like Gervais was auditioning for dumb and dumberer lol...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 09:58:10
Okay...Mos wins that round! LOL!
Do you remember the joys of riding a wagon down a steep hill? That's good stuff right there. We had a steep driveway that led to the garage. It was great, unless you didn't cut the wagon handle and hit the across-the-alley neighbor's fence. :/
When, I was nineteen/twenty(?) my buddy and I decided to take a roadtrip to visit our buddies who were attending the University of Arkansas. (Mofo's should have just come to Austin! >:) Anyhow, that campus has crazy, steep hills, especially along their Greek Row.
After tailgating a game, we decided to tow the rest of the stash that we had in a wagon back to his frat house. Low and behold, in our drunken state, I blurted out the memory of down-hill wagon rides from childhood. Great idea! After the guys took a few (we bowed out because we're being little chicken-shits), one rams right into a dividing wall between two of the parking lots between the frat houses, dumps the wagon with two riders, and one ended up breaking his ankle.
Then, came the "Ahhh ***!" moment. You can't simply rock-paper-scissors over which drunk, under-age goofball was going to haul him over to the ER! It took them thirty minutes of frantic phone blowing up to find someone to take him to the ER because of the game!
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Siren.Flavin
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By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 09:59:08
Mos wins nothing! He did not even make a nik like story out of it! /rage
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 10:00:09
I used to never eat breakfast, but i get all focused on food around 11 and my productivity drops to zero.
Btw exodus finally let me make a character. I got to five then logged cause i started watching derek on Netflix. Awesome show.
Yeay! We so EXCITED!!!
I didn't get on last night. I was a Sleepy McSleepster once I got Lukas down.
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Serveur: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6470
By Fenrir.Stiklelf 2013-09-19 10:03:54
THere is something wrong with my PC ; ;
Green lines/dots all over the screen. I tried taking out my graphics card and putting it back in but that doesn't change anything. ; ;
Halp
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Serveur: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-19 10:05:51
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Siren.Mosin
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Game: FFXI
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-19 10:07:25
Mos wins nothing! He did not even make a nik like story out of it! /rage
I'm busy today, sry.
plus that's all there really was to that story. unless you want to talk farmer's downfall & eventual revival on master chef missing a front tooth, but that's a whole 'nother story all together, which I'd be missing bits & pieces of, because I didn't get all cracky with some of the ole' HS boys.
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Siren.Flavin
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Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 10:12:34
Mos wins nothing! He did not even make a nik like story out of it! /rage I'm busy today, sry. plus that's all there really was to that story. unless you want to talk farmer's downfall & eventual revival on master chef missing a front tooth, but that's a whole 'nother story all together, which I'd be missing bits & pieces of, because I didn't get all cracky with some of the ole' HS boys. It took me four days and lots of editing to post that story man!
yeah you need to take it easier man... Dag and I missed you last night! after I finally got back on for good that is lol...
Ragnarok.Hevans
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Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 10:16:33
Btw exodus finally let me make a character.
NICE! what's your name there, fella?
Hevans saxcoburg
if it isn't "hevans fall" ima be disappointed
Sorry. I was taking the random name tching for my last name, but it i got annoyed with the frenchiness. had to pick a name proclaiming my proud English ancestry.
Let me know your name and I'll throw you an invite to the LS... Mosin and Z should be able to as well...
I thought about checking that out but it just looked like Gervais was auditioning for dumb and dumberer lol...
It's almost jerking tears out cause it's so damn heartfelt. If you've ever seen or listened to the Ricky Gervais show you'll be happy to know the great Carl pilkington is on the show.
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Posts: 6470
By Fenrir.Stiklelf 2013-09-19 10:19:51
I fixed it! Loose cable derp derp
Serveur: Shiva
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Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-19 10:20:01
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 10:23:01
Was machts du? Are you getting in touch with your inner-Kraut?
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Ragnarok.Hevans
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 10:23:01
All i hear is, " i love you man, and i only want the best for you.".
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Ragnarok.Hevans
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 10:24:48
Was machts du? Are you getting in touch with your inner-Kraut?
Hotboxin Mrsmcgiblets
Kinda. nothing more German than the anglish.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Serveur: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 10:26:26
Was machts du? Are you getting in touch with your inner-Kraut?
Hotboxin Mrsmcgiblets
Kinda. nothing more German than the anglish.
Damn Saxons can't hold a candle to Hessians! :P
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Ragnarok.Hevans
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Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 10:49:43
My family name means cottage at the end. Like the last one at the edge of town. We're too far out to hold a candle to anyone.
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Siren.Flavin
Serveur: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 10:52:14
fla·vin
/ˈflāvin/
noun
Biochemistrynoun: flavin; plural noun: flavins1. any of a group of naturally occurring pigments including riboflavin. They have a tricyclic aromatic molecular structure.
Top that ***!
I would also like to direct you to this... Urban Dictionary for Flavin
Gold...
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Ragnarok.Hevans
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-19 11:04:34
My great x13 grandfather was the first and longest serving governor of Massachusetts. He was famous for slaughtering native Americans and kind of being a ***. There's a statute of him in Boston.
*** your yellow pigment.
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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