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That we eat it during lent on Fridays? If so either this is news to me or I am bad catholic. D:

I forgot to add the Lent part. Oops!

Long John Silvers is packed on Fridays during lent. XD

Blah! Not a fan of that place, but I really don't like fried food and fried fish is sacrilegious to me! Just spitting in the face of Poseidon himself!

I think I'm going to have to miss a wedding in Kentucky this summer. I am sad. :(

Nice! Grats! I drug Leithe out kicking and screaming, she learned Amoprhic Spikes and got WAR neck piece, We faught Fistule once, it was crazy fun/scary. Several times almost died. But got 1 from one kill, than another pair were killing it so they let me get another card thing. So 4/6 on it. /need it for PLD D: My fav unbridleded spell is Thunderbolt. :3 I learned it by spamming a lvl 50 Behemoth NM you pop with the PoV thing. Tabs. Punched him alot till he did it, so only went 3 earth days doing it. Took Leithe and her besty up to the Behemoth floor in Limbus and they learned it there. Other then that, MEH, for unbriddles spells. Tho Pyric Bulwark is nice with Diffusion.

I think I'm going to have to miss a wedding in Kentucky this summer. I am sad. :(

DAFAQ? you and your acronymns.

missed another (wedding) that the *** hipsters held in mexico.

Did you really even want to go? Be honest...

Ohhh hows Bambino doin? 3 months now?

one of the many joys of being a parent!

I missed one of my better friends in HS wedding.

missed another (wedding) that the *** hipsters held in mexico.

missed seeing Tenacious D (even had the tickets) back when that might've been fun.

get used to it, sister!

:D

lol, O.

you ***. & here I thought I was going to glean some knowledge from you, since I already have thunderbolt, but WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG!!!

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough *** ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been *** UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so *** AWKWARD and so *** BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to *** find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying ***, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying ***, about how much you *** love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the *** year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I *** repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not *** possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid ***: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE *** NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE *** SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE *** SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people *** HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE *** WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a *** if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do *** NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little *** voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID *** *** HATS, IT *** DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW *** WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN *** UP AT SOBER *** EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being *** WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not *** funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ***. Team. ARE YOU *** STUPID?!! I don't give a ***about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU *** BLIND? Or are you just so *** dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE *** LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR *** MATCHUP. I will *** *** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a *** if you SOR me, I WILL *** ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird ***that does weird ***during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not *** kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not *** awkward than 80 that are *** ***. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't *** show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn *** block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to *** God if I see anyone being a goddamn *** at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ***. Go *** yourself.
We've reached out to the author for a response and will update when we hear back from her.

UPDATE: We received the following email from the chapter president, who says that the email does not reflect the chapter's values.

My name is [redacted] and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

[redacted]

University of Maryland

I only feel bad for her because of the fact that she's been publically humiliated, but Jesus! You can't expect everyone, assuming this might have been addressing a new class of sisters, to be totally comfortable in some situations. Sometimes you're put into really awkward situations whether you want to be or not.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF it would be near by.......... Marylanders, so *** *** up...

You would know man... you would know...

Idk... I don't feel bad about the letter getting out publicly... anything you say to a group of people like that you can't really expect it to stay within the circle especially after you berate them like that... not to mention in their own circles she publicly humiliated these girls... I mean she did it to herself really... I just feel bad that she or anyone is that tightly wound up especially in college... work hard and enjoy yourself man!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF it would be near by..........

Marylanders, so *** *** up...

I am so glad I've never been within 10 meters of a sorority or frat. Just the context of that letter is seriously frightening. The content is relatively benign.

Are the attitudes of most people in Maryland just that obnoxious? LOL!

No... mostly just Skull when he's there! ^^

Most frats aren't like this or anything you'd see on TV lol... They're actually a pretty good platforms for networking... Besides this is only one persons reaction from this single chapter...