FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Yeah. some of them do sound fake.
"Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML"
Lol.
"Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML"
I woulda been like give me an A in this class now.
Top rated one:
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
Roflwaffle
Lol.
"Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML"
I woulda been like give me an A in this class now.
Top rated one:
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
Roflwaffle
Citag said:
Is that a clip from Ave Q?
How'd you know? :D[/quote]
Rowland said:
Schadenfreude!
[quote=Rowland]
Thats German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Wow I jacked that quote up. W/e. im not gonna fix it. lol
"Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML"
I laughed really hard at this lol.
"Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML"
What a *** >.>;;
"Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML"
That's just mean :/
I laughed really hard at this lol.
"Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML"
What a *** >.>;;
"Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML"
That's just mean :/
The second one would be divorce.
These are some top "They deserved it" ones.
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML"
Ouchhhhhh
"Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML"
Pwned
I 2nd that.
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML"
Ouchhhhhh
"Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML"
Pwned
Lilbusta said:
The second one would be divorce.
I 2nd that.
I guess this is for Miemo lol
"Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML"
"Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML"
I learned that Bachelor parties are to be done a couple days before the wedding.
Lilbusta said:
I learned that Bachelor parties are to be done a couple days before the wedding.
Bachelor parties are WRONG
Bachelorette parties are annoying as ***!
Ludoggy said:
Lilbusta said:
I learned that Bachelor parties are to be done a couple days before the wedding.
Bachelor parties are WRONG
Bachelorette parties are annoying as ***!
European bachelorette parties are insane, at least the one I witnessed in France was.
Citag do they go along the premises of nekkid guys and whip cream?
Lilbusta said:
Citag do they go along the premises of nekkid guys and whip cream?
Not sure about that, but a lot of what they do is out in public. I was at a cafe it was like 7pm or so, and all the sudden we hear this skrieking, we look there is a gaggle of half naked woman running around in toilet paper with pots and pans. The french native I was with said that was a pretty common event.
"Today, I found out that I am 14 weeks pregnant. The father of the baby is now engaged to my best friend, whom he was cheating on me with when I became pregnant. I'm going to be the maid of honor, 8 months pregnant with his child, at their wedding. FML"
Lolwut xD
"Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML"
Lol
"Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the *** up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML"
Awwww ; ;
"Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my ***. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently *** a spider. FML"
Dude I would flip the *** out!
Lolwut xD
"Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML"
Lol
"Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the *** up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML"
Awwww ; ;
"Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my ***. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently *** a spider. FML"
Dude I would flip the *** out!
Ludoggy said:
Oh nothing penis shaped?
Is there something wrong with that?
Citag, Can I has ur kitty kat? ;o
Naw...just weird.
Is it tuesday yet???????????? Oh wait... is it 4h40m from now yet???????? >.>
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Hypnotizd said:
Is it tuesday yet???????????? Oh wait... is it 4h40m from now yet???????? >.>
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Row just got his.
Citag said:
Ludoggy said:
Oh nothing penis shaped?
Is there something wrong with that?
I ofr a bachelorette party I was more thinking of drunk girls having abunch of penis shaped cups, pacifiers etc.
not really abuncho f drunk women running around wearing toilet paper and pots and pans.
Rumaha said:
Hypnotizd said:
Is it tuesday yet???????????? Oh wait... is it 4h40m from now yet???????? >.>
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Row just got his.
Well he can DIAF! =P jk
I heard he needs his practice so he doesn't get raped as bad on multiplayer.
This one is for Citag.
Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
Rumaha said:
Hypnotizd said:
Is it tuesday yet???????????? Oh wait... is it 4h40m from now yet???????? >.>
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Want. To. Play. ODST.
Row just got his.
Pft row is behind ive had it for like 4 hrs...but im at work for another 1.5 XD
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Urial said:
This one is for Citag.
Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
Hehehe
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