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 Asura.Citag
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By Asura.Citag 2011-01-07 17:13:25
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I hate trying to plan surprise parties!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 17:18:08
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Only female masturbation burns calories.

Male masturbation results in retaining sucrose and such for the production of new sperm which outweighs the 10-25 calories that were burnt off previously.


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By Ramuh.Scizor 2011-01-07 17:20:32
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male and females both lose calories from it lol

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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 17:30:28
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I stand corrected, I meant fructose, not sucrose, and lipids too, which are fatty acids. Sperm need these to live, and therefore the formation of new ones, require these substance to be retained, more so than if you didn't ejaculate.


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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 17:36:07
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Also normal sex is defined in this assertion as 45-60min of vigorous activity, versus 3-5 min of holding your erect penis in your hand.

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By Ramuh.Scizor 2011-01-07 17:39:08
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
I stand corrected, I meant fructose, not sucrose, and lipids too, which are fatty acids. Sperm need these to live, and therefore the formation of new ones, require these substance to be retained, more so than if you didn't ejaculate.


if they are retained then they are already in your body, meaning you don't gain anything. You do lose calories form masturbation as it is a kind of exercise
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 17:46:12
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Ramuh.Scizor said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
I stand corrected, I meant fructose, not sucrose, and lipids too, which are fatty acids. Sperm need these to live, and therefore the formation of new ones, require these substance to be retained, more so than if you didn't ejaculate.


if they are retained then they are already in your body, meaning you don't gain anything. You do lose calories form masturbation as it is a kind of exercise
Retaining more sugar and fat, than normal, is a sense of gaining more than if you didn't retain more than normal.

If normal respiration cause x calories to be burnt, but said activity causes y calories to be retained, than the net calorie gain is positive rather than negative.

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By Asura.Ludoggy 2011-01-07 17:48:15
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So...those calories are going to the production of creating more instead of being stored as fat/energy in your beerbelly?
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By Ramuh.Scizor 2011-01-07 17:50:19
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ramuh.Scizor said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
I stand corrected, I meant fructose, not sucrose, and lipids too, which are fatty acids. Sperm need these to live, and therefore the formation of new ones, require these substance to be retained, more so than if you didn't ejaculate.


if they are retained then they are already in your body, meaning you don't gain anything. You do lose calories form masturbation as it is a kind of exercise
Retaining more sugar and fat, than normal, is a sense of gaining more than if you didn't retain more than normal.

If normal respiration cause x calories to be burnt, but said activity causes y calories to be retained, than the net calorie gain is positive rather than negative.

If the substance is already in your body then you are not gaining anything, as its already there...
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 17:54:11
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Ok look at it this way:

If you jerked off then went and jogged a mile you'd be fine and burn off calories.

But that's not what happens, is it?

What happens after ejaculation?

You get tired and or lay there and relax and breathe heavily. Why?

Because you're are taking away from the normal respiration process to create food for new sperm.

So rather than those sugars and fatty acids being burnt off as normal, they are being stored to feed new sperm cells.

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By Ramuh.Scizor 2011-01-07 17:58:11
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ok look at it this way:

If you jerked off then went and jogged a mile you'd be fine and burn off calories.

But that's not what happens, is it?

What happens after ejaculation?

You get tired and or lay there and relax and breathe heavily. Why?

Because you're are taking away from the normal respiration process to created food for new sperm.

So rather than those sugars and fatty acids being burnt off, they are being stored to feed new sperm cells.

My head hurts now :o)
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 18:00:32
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lol sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the normal flow of Ni, but you asked.

Just saying sex with a partner (30-60min let's say) is better for your health than 3-5min of masturbation, for males anyway.

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By Serj 2011-01-07 18:03:56
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 18:09:01
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Female masturbation is an anomaly in itself anyway to me, for personal use anyway.

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By Bahamut.Chuuuuu 2011-01-07 18:12:17
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 18:17:14
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It beats the conversation over the preference of a circumcised penis to uncircumcised ones that occurred awhile ago.

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By Bahamut.Chuuuuu 2011-01-07 18:18:32
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>______> u just keep making it more awkward lol
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 18:23:13
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I've been drinking for awhile now and I'm bored waiting for my religious thread to explode get more intellectual.



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By Serj 2011-01-07 18:30:38
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
I've been drinking for awhile now and I'm bored waiting for my religious thread to explode get more intellectual.




Keep drinking, it'll help.

On that note I set my drink down and didn't finish it.... Lemme go find it.
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By Asura.Abriannah 2011-01-07 18:32:17
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Well.. I officially applied to my major.

/hides for 6 weeks.
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2011-01-07 19:02:01
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Asura.Abriannah said:
Well.. I officially applied to my major.

/hides for 6 weeks.
Congrats!

~_~ I just got back from dinner at Olive Garden, and I got some Red Velvet Cake, o.o along with an ounce of silver.
 
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2011-01-07 19:07:25
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>.> I think you mean.. Don't set them down. Period.
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By Enternius 2011-01-07 19:18:44
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No games sound fuuuun. D: Someone want to suggest something for me to do?
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2011-01-07 19:24:04
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>.> I swear.. If I have a little boy ever, I want his middle name, to be Tiberius.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-01-07 19:25:03
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Diabolos.Rydiya said:
>.> I swear.. If I have a little boy ever, I want his middle name, to be Tiberius.
James Tiberius Kirk ftw!
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2011-01-07 19:28:05
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No relation to Captain Kirk.

Possible relation to Emperor Tiberius of Rome however.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-01-07 19:31:45
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Diabolos.Rydiya said:
>.> I swear.. If I have a little boy ever, I want his middle name, to be Tiberius.

I don't think I could ever take him seriously, lol.
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By Ramuh.Laffter 2011-01-07 19:32:29
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Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Diabolos.Rydiya said:
>.> I swear.. If I have a little boy ever, I want his middle name, to be Tiberius.

I don't think I could ever take him seriously, lol.
Maybe if it was his first name, that would be the case XP
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