Shantotto's Rhyming Game

Ohohohoho! Greetings Total Losers, it is I Shantotto, the one and the same, for today's task I give you but a very simple game. For just a moment of your time, can you replicate my (infamous) rhyme?

Trust me on this, you don't want to bring this pain down upon yourself. So I strongly suggest you pack up your game and put it back up on the shelf. Oh ho ho ho~

"Fuel for the fire! It doesn't pay to invoke my ire!"
"Well, if you won't play nice, I'll put your sorry hide on ice!"
"This battle is growing stale. How about we have a refreshing gale!"
"Sometimes it comes as quite a shock, how much damage you can deal with simple rock!"
"How I love to rip things asunder! Witness the power of lightning and thunder!"
"Water is more dangerous than most expect. Never fear, I'll teach you respect!"

"That's quite enough... Time for me to start playing rough!"

Shantotto: the only cool old lady in FFXI.

Dissidia 012 quote, "Your lack of polish shows." I always added, "as you grovel beneath my toes." Slant rhyme. :x

Also,

"I'll rust your armor to a hue of orange, and make it creek like a rusty door-hinge."

(Yeah, I just rhymed orange. Balls in your court.)