I have decided to only respond to one of the following ten questions since I have already been accepted prior to this post.
6)Where should Shy be?
Over at my house watching 'The People Under the Stairs' with me. Going to Walmart at 3am to make supreme nachos and letting me feed her cream puffs.
1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
-Mixed feelings. It had a cat and a pug, but curiousity did not in fact kill the cat as advertised. 2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
-Devouring souls and crying for help are mutually exclusive. 3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
-About 70 years after the technology is made widely available. 4) What is the best magic spell?
-Bind.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
-The Princess Bride 6) Where should Shy be?
-In the kitchen. 7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
-Challenge it to a duel. 8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
-If I Could Fly 9) Florence & The Machine: Pipes of God, or God When Does She Stop Yelling?
-Pipes of God When Does She Stop Yelling? 10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
When the politicians can make insane money off it? <--- Probably the truth >:/
6) Where should Shy be?
in dyna farming currency for the ls <--- we don't actually do "LS stuff" or have a bank or anything. Our last event was... this one time... I don't think we do events.
To break the fourth wall a bit here, I think our application process has perhaps been misunderstood a little. We are a social LS and don't do events. This whole thread has solely been a ploy to get people to tell me what they think of Milo and Otis.
1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis? When I was a kid, I watched one of (Milo and Otis, Wizard of Oz, The Land Before Time) just about every day. <--- <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 I preferred Star Wars to Wizard of Oz, but to each his own. Otherwise the same (except for TMNT). 4) What is the best magic spell? Gold Capriccio <--- My former mule MrT approves 7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do? Throw a Pokéball. <---- There are no bears in R/B and there were no other Pokémon games
I have to accept you. Though you flubbed your initial video test, you passed this one with flying colors.
I like the part when the dog trips and falls over. <---- He falls in a hole, damn it all!
P.S. I'm not applying because you won't move to Odin (;;) but I just like taking surveys. ^^ <--- this isn't a problem, because we're on Lakshmi
I'm afraid I have to give you an F for eFFort, because passing three people in a row isn't allowed and you've admitted you won't join us. Sorry, college admissions practices are a ***!
1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis? Anytime you can get Dudley Moore to narrate your film you do it. Me, Siskle, and Ebert = 3 thumbs up<---- His voice is pretty awesome. Is there anything else narrated by him? IMDB is so far away.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s? Big Trouble in Little China, duh<---- You're accepted!
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do? Mount it. Your interpetation of "mount" also gives insight into your soul.<--- I appreciate question reversals. I'm assuming you're riding this bear all the way to the Alamo, where you will fight alongside Jim Bowie to defeat General Santa Anna and free Texas from its Mexican owners!
Your answers are impressive. I will confirm with my esteemed colleagues.
1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
-Mixed feelings. It had a cat and a pug, but curiosity did not in fact kill the cat as advertised. <--- *throws down his glove* I dispute that they advertised that! Curiosity is just one possible cause of cat death! 4) What is the best magic spell?
-Bind. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Glenn_Quagmire.png<---- lol, maybe the best answer so far 5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
-The Princess Bride <---- (http://i.qkme.me/35afu3.jpg) 8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
-If I Could Fly <--- Oh man, I didn't even know coldplay covered german power metal. I can feel my brocred slipping away as I type this.
Yeah okay, transfer to Lakshmi and receive pearl, etc.
If I was your french teacher, that would get a B+... but I'd feel dirty and want to give you a C for not even memorizing the few words you had to say in the language you were supposed to know.
Still, we do like cooking and butter and cheese. Artemas doesn't like chocolate, but she's disabled so we forgive her. Also, at least one of you needs to learn how to hold a knife. Worry not, all are welcomed in the TToF kitchen!
Vitali is our BBQ *JESUS*. Artemas makes random food that is not chocolate based. I make random food that sometimes is chocolate based and bread. Shy makes sandwiches mostly. I forget what other specific cooking talents we have, but I am aware they exist.
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Wonder when they added bears to XI and why they are in Windurst... <---- A man can dream, can't he?
ya byrth i took a stab at a joke on shy since ive never talked to or interacted with him/her.Sorry if you took it the wrong way. i had a feeling you guys were doing a social ls, thats what im interested in actually. not really into the hardcore ls's.
Tod: Copper, you're my best friend.
Copper: And you're mine too, Tod.
Tod: And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?
Copper: Yeah Tod, forever. <3
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
I CFHed on my teacher once. No one came to help. I lost.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
When did Rosa Parks get on a train heading to Philly?
If you needed a little bit more information about our LS, we do Einherjar Saturday and Tuesday at 8PM GMT+1 (3PM EST, right now) and ZNM quite often in the afternoon. KS99s are available upon request, and many of our members do Dynamis/Yomom/Salvage nightly together. Abyssea is another frequent LS event, and we regularly farm Empyrean weapons for new members.
If you're interested, please post your application here and send Stepth a tell in game to let her know that you've applied.
(That's right, we have RL girls in our LS like Stepthanie and Phaffi)
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At least I can fit in an elevator, unlike our oft-mistaken-for-a-Death-Star "Tarutaru" leader Toc, who requires an intricate system of adamantium cranes and pulleys to travel from his mog house to the auction house.
The energy required to power such a gigantic undertaking requires the power of multiple Gungnir aftermaths as well as the tears of their respective owners.
If you own a Gungnir, please apply. We're not sure how much longer our resident lolDRG can keep up with Toc's exponentially expanding circumference.
We are also in the business of feeding African children with the tears of Ballista players. If you are a Corsair who knows the difference between an Armageddon and a popgun, er, agility magian gun, please forward your resume on to Artemas.
The supreme ruler of TToF has commanded me to make a thread for the purpose of expanding our linkshell. Specifically, we would like potential applicants to post a video of them doing whatever they like to do the most (inside or outside of FFXI). Show us how you shine, Lakshmi~!!
The winners get to join TToF, and the losers get personal videos committed to the memory of the internet with no discernible benefit to themselves. It's okay, you won't lose.
Anyway, TToF is short for "Terrific Teammates of Fortune >^,^<". It is unfortunate that the emoticon couldn't be included in the name. We have reported this bug to SE several times with no results. Ugh. I don't understand why they waste their time adding things like Voidwatch to the game when they should be fixing major issues like this. Ugh!
We made a website at one point with a schedule of our events and our lotting rules, but the resident Tarus ate it. Now we use cows and a 10x10 grid to figure out who gets drops. Our linkshell mostly hails from the southern USA.
In the unlikely event that this thread does not receive any video submissions, we will not be pearling anyone. Especially not Phaffi. No one likes him. Really. We have no intention of accepting applications by any other route. Post a video or stop asking to join!