Most Embarassing Thing You've Done In Public

i remembered a suppressed memory over night lol when i was in elementary. my school always had assemblies and made us sit on the floor. i was wearing a skirt, of course, so I was sitting kinda weird then my foot was going numb. not much i could do wearing a skirt lol then the people doing the assembly went into the audience to pick someone to go on stage....then chose me and i said no but the lady tried to make me stand up just to have me fall back down -_- lol so embarrassed since most of the school was in there lol

I feel bad [+]ing most of these stories. D:

I don't. The people posting them have great testicular fortitude. It makes me happy.

I once got blamed for pooping in the urinal and nobody believed that it wasn't me. Even my best friend was asking why I would do that. Very bad year that year.

At any rate, pretty sure this thread gave me the nightmare I just had about giant spiders and crawly centipede things. o__o For some reason I was in my parents' house and there was this huuuge long skinny bug with legs skittering around, long as my shoulders. D: I had to catch it and hold it down with my bare hands (eewwwww) while my mom got some giant hammer I'm pretty sure we never owned and slowly beat the thing to death. D:

Urg. Just now when we were out to lunch, that one song was on. You know that song that goes "Don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep cuz I'll miss you babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing" ?

Anyways. I wasn't really paying attention because yayfood! but towards the end of the song the guy that sings it made a truly horrific screeching noise. And I said "What on earth is that awful sound, is he stepping on a duck?!" And I swear it just popped out, and popped out a good deal louder than I meant it to. People three tables away were going silent staring at me. ;;

This is why I probably shouldn't be allowed out in public.

Meh...We all have stories. AH circle time is always fun!

Hahah it's just like
"I got stung by 34827 bees!"
"[+] aww yeaahhh"
XD

i pee'd myself in 3rd grade i think it was :x it wasn't my fault though! we were doing some state test i think or something, and the teacher said no bathroom breaks...but i reeeeeeally had to go and I literally couldn't hold it anymore and pee'd ;-; i was just following the rules!

idk if anyone noticed though, didn't get called out on it, luckily it was the last class in the day so!

Got caught playing FFXI /paperbaghead

There were several chain of events that happened to set this one up.

Early in the day I went to see Conan the Barbarian in the cinema. But then before the film started there was a trailer for Paranormal Activity 3 which scared the crap out of me (I'm a wuss). So this set me on edge for the rest of the day.

So because I was on edge I left my bath to the last minute. So basically when it was dark. When I looked in the bath there was a spider in there. So because it was a little cute one I got some toilet paper and got it to walk onto the paper. Then put the paper and spider on the floor to the frontleft of the bath. Cos I figured it would walk away and there'd be no problem. So I had my bath, the whole time all on edge about this trailer. So when it was time to get out I was trying to be careful because 6 weeks earlier I'd sprained my ankle falling over in public <.<

So I dried myself off in the bath then was about to step out of the bath. I literally had my left (bad ankle) about a foot away from landing on the floor. When the draft from my towel moving blew the toilet paper up. I suddenly thought 'amg it's a monster'. I automatically moved my right leg to get out, caught it on about 20 bottles of bath products (I have a problem) and fell out of the bath. Landing on my already sprained ankle. Then my husband was like running upstairs and found me crying naked on the floor looking like a complete idiot. The worst thing though was when people kept asking me how it happened.


tl:dr - I fell out of the bath cos I thought I saw a monster

Yep, AH circle time is fun, its nice to join in once in a while... even if I am making myself look like a fool lol. :)

Nothing quite like being pregnant and full on peeing yourself when you sneeze. At least I was at home and no one saw >.> Still embarrassing as hell though.

I was in 2nd grade and a couple of my friends and I were at open skating(about 40 total people there), well, one of my friends decided to chase me so I was skating away, he turned shortly before I did and my skate caught his and my feet went out from under me and i landed on the back of my head...XD woke up about 20 minutes later in the concession area with about a dozen people trying to examine my head D:

I have this problem just because I have a weak bladder. Just cross your legs tightly and clench. Unless being pregnant doesn't let you do that (wouldn't know). It's only a kick in the nuts when a sneeze completely catches you off guard but I've only had that problem like once. @@;

Anyway, I feel for you. :( <3

Nah you pretty much just pee when pregnant, I normally can hold it like woah if needed. Oh and add the baby kicking you in the bladder doesn't help either. Can't plan for those @.@

Eeesh. D: I'm sorry. ; ; <3

I remember one that haunted me throughout the entirety of my childhood but it doesnt bother me anymore.

I must have been in first grade or something and our class put on a cute afterschool concert thing for the parents. I remember we were singing Baby Beluga and I was singing along all good with my "BABY BALOOOOOOOGAAAAA" but I hadn't realized that the music had stopped and nobody else was singing with me. The song had ended and I was still singing.

and then everybody laughed 8( and then the next day we got to watch our performance again on tv and all I hear is the lonesome "BABY BALOOOOGAA" and everybody laughing again.



I pee'd my pants in the 2nd grade! also during a state comprehensive test. Thanks for bringing back memories!

our teacher left the classroom so I couldnt ask to go and she was gone forever it felt like >.> I was afraid to leave in case I got in trouble. Yeah and I didn't make it til she got back. All I remember is a janitor coming in with all his cleaning supplies afterwards. Embarrassing!

/comfort

... Sorry, that's all I've got right now. It's 3am, and I need a shower and to throw my clothes in the washer...

I just remembered something else that was pretty *** embarrassing..

This was when I was like 10-12, somewhere in there, I'm really not sure when..

This chick was having a girl slumber party, I mean big one, like 20+ girls from school, I was the only other guy there (it wasn't night time yet, and I hung out with the chick all the time, we were friends.. And on a side note, she tried to get her mom to let me stay for the entire night too.. Damn that mom and her sense.. The other 'dude' was her brother or cousin, or something.. I was the only boy actually invited to the house that day.) anyways, it was getting towards dark, so everyone went in the den to watch the first move of the night.. Candyman.. This movie still has me traumatized.. I don't remember what part it was exactly, but at some point, something happened, and I screamed far louder than any of the girls..

._. I *** hate that movie. Half the girls laughed at me, other half, in 10-12 year old sense, thought it was 'cute' I guess..

Just saw this one..

I had just mastered roller blades and decided to see how fast I could go, I had went with my then "girl friend" to the skating rink.. I was hauling ***, I was half way down one side, going as fast as I could, and then suddenly realized, I never learned how to stop..

I plowed, face first, frozen in fear, in full on hauling *** position
Without a helmet or anything, I might add.. Right into the 'rest area' that was basically an area sectioned off by a solid wood railing 4x4 or 6x6 inches..

I'm guessing everything stopped, because I basically came to with every single person in that place crowding around me.. And no music going, either. Nothing compared to my first story for embarrassment, but I felt pretty *** stupid.. I could turned or something, but I was just frozen I wanted to stop and sit down, and then the thought hit me "I don't know how to stop"..

For those watching, I imagine it looked as if my goal was to go as fast as I possibly could and plow face first into an un-giving, solid as a rock, wood beam..

On my very first day of real work, the day I turned 16.. I went to work as a Paintball marshal with my friends.. I was walking across the one of the playing fields, and my friend I was paired with started the game before I was in position, so I quickly ran across the field, but it was quite slippery in the mud, and I ran straight into one of the ropes that cordon off the field.. 10 minutes later, I awoke to find all the players staring at me.. Including my new boss who was hiding as a customer to watch/*** me.. ; ;

Me going to meet a chicago blackhawks player and my dad saying "This is your future wife right here"
God...I didn't think I would want to kill anyone as much as I did right there.

Now I will not go to meet a hockey player unless I know my dad is 100% quiet and or he is not around.

Edit:
I also get embarrassed to go to hockey games with my dad(sometimes my mom) because they don't know what they are talking about =.=

I still do that...but only a little bit lol. I was stationed in Korea when I was pregnant. I had to ride the bus close to 2hrs (I think) to get to the large hospital we had in Yongson. I ate breakfast before I got on the bus and ended up barfing on myself lol. Nothing like riding covered in barf for like 2hrs yuck!

oh god x.x i was stung 3 different times right on the same spot on my eyelid and once on the bottom of my eye when i was 5. I don't do bees/wasps/hornets/yellowjackets or whatever. :x like, ***starts to go black and I just can't see/think/do anything. Funnily enough I haven't had any kind of embarrassing thing happen because of it yet, though. *knocks on wood...* Granted I don't see many bees anymore lolol.

don't like spiders either >_>

lol... I actually was singing that song while dancing (with whom I thought was a relative) at my brother's wedding. I had pretty much been asking all my female relatives if they had wanted to dance because they were just kinda sitting there and they were family. Figured I'd offer in case they did want to go out there and dance.

Well... got towards the end of the night and I asked the only ones I hadn't yet and I get out there and we're dancing to that song and I'm singing it like a fool and afterwards I went up to my fam to find out who it was. I just assumed it was family I didn't know since she was on the grooms side. Ended up being my sister-in-laws neighbor lol. They kept teasing me that I was hitting on her and such lol.

Ever since I saw this thread start all I could think of was Avenue Q's Shadenfreude but didn't want to post it here till I had my own story to go with it.

Back when I was in like the 3rd/4th grade some kids in my class was bothering me, and well I had a bit of an anger problem back then. I saw this can of house paint (that was in the class from some cabinets being repainted, why it was left there I'll never know). I picked it up to threaten the kids picking on me, I wasn't going to throw it. Well it seems the lid wasn't sealed very tight, and I was holding it at about 45 degrees over my head top side down.... And it's colour was pink >.<

When I was a young teen, my mom's boyfriend's house had a carport on the side, and as I happened to forget one day, also one of them swamp cooler things sticking out the side of the house under the carport.

I completely forget WHY upon that day that I was running at top speed around the side of the house, but I ran straight into the cooler, face first, and totally floored/decked myself and chipped a bit of my front tooth, wind completely knocked out of me. My friends were there at the time so yeah.. embarrassing.

It's not really the most embarrassing thing but it still embarrassed me alot.

I was sitting in the student center fireside lounge and out of nowhere, one of my Japanese classmates startled me and I jumped and did the spooked 'ah!' sound. She thought it was funny, I was pissed and embarrassed of how i did the 'ah!' sound in front of people.