Most Embarassing Thing You've Done In Public

I was at a funeral when I was about seven or eight. There were several large pictures and collages all framed, sitting on easels to one side of the casket. I accidentally backed up into one of them, and like dominos, they all came down, shattered glass all over the place. It was horrible.

Also quite embarrassed of when I played Sandy in a Grease musical. Especially on "You're the one that I want".

Was at a softball game with parents when I was really young. Was playing catch with my brother while there, and I guess I threw a ball way off on accident and it smacked some lady in the head while she was watching the game.

I felt so bad...those softballs are so big D:

Kiss a girl I didn't like.

I suck at dancing. I found out the hard way.
I danced in public. it was horrible. thank god i was wasted. but friend posted vid on youtube..

never again. some people were born to punch and hurt things, others to dance. It gets very ugly when these two types try to step into the other's shoes.

This actualy occured to me the other day. I was currently sick with this nasty stomach flu bug, that literaly puts you on your ***. everything hurt! I was also sick and tired of throwing up every 15 to 20 min. As the day progressed I finnaly had enough streagth to go get some supplies from the local walmart to try to get some electrolites back into my system. I enter walmart and its packed full of people, I make my way over to the pharmacy area. about 300 feet from the closest bathroom. As I was looking for some sinus and cold med it happened. My mouth went moist and I could see stars. and a grumble in the tummy. Next projectile vomit started to spew all over the cold and flu meds. first wave went and caught at least 4 feet left to right as I tried to aim for the floor. Next thing i knew I was throwing up for a good 2 min. I felt so horrible. But then I realized something worse just occured. with me getting sick for those 2 min caused a few other people in ear shot and eye shot to also throw up kinda a chain reaction. When the staff came over to ask if I needed an ambulace due to me gasping for breath. When I was able to speak I appoligized and took the cleaning materials away from the employee and started to clean up my mess. When I looked around I sware it looked like at least 7-8 other people also vomited. I so learned my lesson if your *** is sick send someone else to get stuff for you.

Blizz

Oh, not something I've done, but on Women's day I got delivered directly to class in front of everyone this gigantic bouquet of roses by a secret admiror. I wanted to bury myself, everyone was poking at me, classmates, teacher, janitor, delivery guy... -_-
On a similar note a guy went on a stage to sing and before doing it he pointed at me screaming in the mic that it was for me. Spotlight on me and everyone staring while he went with his sappy lovesong. If I had a shotung I would have shot him right there.

But that was the exact reaction your secret admirer was hoping for, so you delivered quite well (and maybe it was money well-spent.) :p


I had walk-into-glass embarrassing moments before. One summer I was at a business conference in Las Vegas at the convention centre and had to go back to my room at the Mirage after lunch for some papers. I was rushing but because it was so bright out I was wearing sunglasses.

The Mirage has one of those old-style revolving glass doors that is automated so you have to rush in as it is continually moving. Due to the glare, I couldn't tell where the actual entrance to the lobby was and I walked SMACK right into the glass at full speed LOL. Everyone in the lobby was staring as I staggered in, having my face kind of dragged across the glass by the automated revolving door. :p

I had this big embarrassed grin and played it off. Until later, when my co-worker said I had a bump on my forehead. It was gigantic LOL, just like you see in the cartoons. >.>;;

That being said, that's just a "semi-embarrassing moment." The real true-life-story mortifying/therapy-enducing embarrassing moments are unmentionable. Except maybe to say they match stories much like Poupee's here... ;_;

http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/14438/hey-stupid#867999

Got some more:

Was playing indoor kickball in gym. It was the end of the class, bases loaded, I was up to kick. So EVERYONE was watching me. I kicked the ever living crap out of the ball. Was flying through the air like a bat out of hell towards a home run. Everyone stated up in awe as it was about to be some epic win for us. Then the ball catches a support beam on the ceiling of the gym. Comes flying back like 9 times faster and belts me directly...you guessed it, the family jewels. It came back so fast it knocked me off my feet as everyone was rolling over laughing. It me so hard in the nuts my nose bled. I know right? What the heck anyway when I got up my shirt was covered in blood and they took me to the nurse to clean me up and an ice pack(schools cure to every ailment.) lol great day

Blizz's story reminds me of Chunk from the Goonies lol. "And then they all started gettin sick and throwin up all over the place." lol Awesome...

A few years ago I took my motorbike in for an MOT test, failed on the front suspension... a mate of mine at work knew quite a bit about bikes, and I know naff all, so I ask him for help....so I'm on the bike jumping up and down while pushing the front forks down so he can see, next thing my ankle gives way and I fall over with the bike landing on my ankle (ended up the size of a grapefuit lol). worst thing is.. you know when your falling, you reach out for something to steady yourself... I ended up grabbing my mates pants, so I'm on the floor with a motorbike on my leg, and he has his pants around his ankles lolol.... the end

6th or 7th grade, we were learning softball in gym class. My best friend at the time and me teamed up to play catch for warm up, and I took a ball right in the kisser. So I get sent to the nurse's office with blood all over my face and shirt, and my dad rushed in. He worked there as the detention supervisor. So he checked me out of school and took me to the doctor, and it turned out that the ball had actually broken my mandible. Cracked it right down the middle! But they couldn't cast a mandible, and since it was just cracked they decided to let it heal on its own. And no one believed me that it had broken because my nose didn't break and none of my teeth fell out.

Anyways. When your dad is the detention supervisor, it brings a sort of sadistic glee to all the bad kids in school when you walk from gym to the office with blood gurshing out your face. >.>

In junior year of high school I got a dozen pink roses for this girl that I'd known for a few years. It was more spontaneous than planned and on Valentine's Day and such. Well, when she found out who they were from she rushed over and gave me a hug. I am unaccustomed to being touched, especially in an embracing sort of hugging way, so I got super tense, and then evvvvvvvverybody commented on how tense I had gotten. I literally had people making cracks about me being afraid of women and what not all day long. To make this humiliation worse, the girl got some little dollar store variety stuffed bear from some Freshman, and she started dating him that same day(she's older than me).

One time at a college sponsored haunted house, my friends and I decided to go through it. The girls were wanting to act all scared, but it wasn't scary in the least. Well, some big jock bursts our with a mask and no shirt on right in my face, and he's roaring and screaming at us. I looked him straight the eyes, ran my index finger up his abs to his neck, and I said in my best flaming gay voice, "Whoa, Sailor! Slow down." I got a lot of wtf reactions from a ton of people in the haunted house, and the jock yelled, "GET OUT!" It was mildly embarassing because they thought I was serious, and a few of them were people I knew and they kinda distanced themselves from me after that.

Uhhh, and the last one that I can recall at this moment. I went to the gym over spring break back in 2009, and I worked out super hard weightlifting with a couple friends from high school and a Marine's reservist who was on roids and some random guy. We lifted weights for over 2 hours and then did mile run that ended with us shirtless doing push ups at this cul-de-sac in this well to do people's neighborhood. Some old lady came out to get in her Porsch, and she saw us, and she just stopped and took in the view. This was funny. Then we ran back, and the Roids guy ran us really damn hard, turned it into a race. I decided to win, and the cost of winning was that I vomited all over the gym entrance, and the owner comes out of the gym and says, "Why the hell are you puking on my entrance?!" And I'm all, "I'm sorr--- BEGLSHGKLDSHGLDHGLDKSN I'm s--dighfkdgnfdkjgnkfdngfblaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

I was at at a diving meet at my local aquatics club back when I was a freshman in high school. The pool was equipped with an underwater camera for judges/coaches to view entry after the completion of a dive.

Well, this particular meet, I left my swim bag at home and had to borrow a friend's swim suit (a friend who was a sophomore and bigger than me). Needless to say, the swim suit came flying off when I hit the water.

Not only did people see it on screens, they had to see me fumble around in the water trying to get it back on.

God, I'm still blushing...

aww i wish i was there!

My family went camping with another family once. I was the youngest there and looked up to the other kids (one older brother and sister from my family, and one older guy and girl in the other family.) I had to go to the bathroom, so my sister walked me to the campground facilities. I ran in, yanked down my pants, and went. When I went to wipe, I realized that I'd only pulled down my pants and not my underpants. So my sister had to go back to camp and announce to everyone what had happened so my stepmother could bring me fresh unders. So embarrassing.

I was the flower girl for my aunt's wedding in 4th or 5th grade. I walked down the aisle, smiled at the preacher, and fell over in a dead faint. Completely ruined the wedding. :x

o_O wat

In high school I had this literature teacher my freshman year who had recently had a child, so her horomone levels were still all super crazy. Plus, from what I'd heard, she was a feisty redhead before the pregnancy, and the being pregnant and the painful labor complete with C-section hadn't made her any less hostile. Well, she *** hated my class, and she treated us like a bunch of slack jawed morons. One of our papers that we wrote was literally dictated to us, word for word, with the exception of 2 paragraphs in the body and the blank spot for, "My paper is about the Greek deity _______."

Well, since I'm pretty damn smart and well behaved; she took a liking to me, and I swear that her room was all like doused in her horomones or whatever. It probably also didn't help that I was in the middle of puberty. Anyway, I'd get a *** in there without even thinking about, so this one day while we're reading, "The Old Man and the Sea." I've popped a ***. The class caught her in a good mood, so she's talking on and on about things that aren't related to the book, and I'm reading, steadfastly resisting my *** urges. Well, then one of the kids who was failing shouted out, "Well, Mrs. Spence, if you weren't crushing on Alex Wynn then he'd probably be failing too!"

So then all the attention in the room is directed towards me. Mrs. Spence laughed and then looked at me straight in the eyes. There awkward silence. There was my ***. She started listing off the real reasons for why I wasn't failing, all the while not taking her eyes off me, and then afterwards she went to her desk, and then there was this weird smell generated throughout the room... I don't think I stopped being red until I got off the school bus later that day.

You know, come to think of it, I've had a lot of awkward moments with just about all my high school teachers.

Being told by the person behind me that my cycling shorts were no longer suitable for wearing in public.

I can't help it! I was nervous. So many people I didn't know all staring at me in a hot and stuffy church and hadn't eaten in hours! Well, two or three hours is about the most I can go without eating. I get hungry. I can't help it. ._.

Hahaha totally forgot about this one, a jehovah witness came to my house (which was funny because I think i was wearing a dark funeral shirt at the time) and asked me a bunch of questions pertaining to christianity and such, at some point she asks to come in and see my parents and I go "yeah sure your just in time, we were just getting ready to sacrifice a couple of chickens to satan" the ladies face goes white and she runs to her car lol told my dad about it and he was laughing hysterically

edit: if your wondering how this is embarrassing my dads a preacher lol he gave me a pretty interesting speech about how wrong that was afterwards

It wasn't something that I did, but my literature teacher in 11th grade was this 23 year old prodigy type wants to party to not look like a smarty type person. She was also manic depressive, but that is not a part of THIS story.

We were her first class, her first teaching job. She left her Facebook open and went to pull up the powerpoint for our notes. Well, she'd been looking through pictures of her bachelorette party(is that what's it called)? Because she'd recently married and was wanting to comment all her crazy pictures. Well, it wasn't hard for the popular girls in my class to convince her to get off topic and do things that weren't teaching, so she starts showing us these pictures. A few them have her dancing in this tight outfit and what not, along with a bunch of women, two of which were also teachers at the high school. Well, she gets to about picture 47 or so, and it's zoom in on her face. She had a silver *** in her mouth. She flashed the OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD! face and panicked and jumped in front of the screen and Xed the facebook window asap and all of that. Well, next thing you know, the popular girls are like, "What was so bad about that? You were just doing a shot. We've done shots before."

My friend Liz(no relation to Chuuuuu) leans over to me and whispers, "I didn't see a shot. I saw a... well, did you see it?"

I went out to Cowboys dance hall all dressed up getting ready to go dancing with some fine ladies when someone tells me.. "Bro... your *** hanging out..." Needless to say my zipper was down on my wranglers the night I wasn't wearing boxers. My *** literally was hanging out hahaha.

this thread title brings naughty thoughts to my head

Only because you are naughty!

One of my best friends in high school hid in the band room supply closet because she didn't make the honor roll and her big sister did. My school always held this big-arse assembly and made everyone watch while every single honor roll student was called out of the bleachers and given a certificate. (Frankly I thought it was much more embarrassing to have to walk down in front of everyone. ._. I nearly cried every time, don't know why. When I blush too hard my eyes get teary, you know?) Anyhow, so my friend went missing right before the assembly. Afterwards I went looking for her and found her in the supply closet. I was embarrassed for myself to get called down every time, and embarrassed for her that she was so upset that she hadn't made it that she actually went and hid in the supply closet.

Two years ago when I lived in the droms on campus, the first fire drill, before I found out they had pointless firedrills once every 2 weeks or so, happened when I was in the shower. Had to go out in my towel and that was my first time meeting many of my neighbors. I solved the problem by always wearing a towel out whenever there was a later firedrill. That way it looked like I'd intentionally done it the first time as a joke.

I dunno if I wanna............

I had an..accident..of the womans sorts way back in the 8th grade. It was like the end of the school year or some shiz and for whatever reason we were all piled in one class for hours and we were spending the whole day watching movies. Like an entire movie later we had some sort of break and as soon as I stood up the dam released. Ruined my khaki uniform pants. Had to be snuck by my female teachers to the nurses office all ninja like so nobody could see me. It was the most humiliating day of my life.

Also, this one was done to me. I went to middle school/highschool in north carolina where my entire class was black and I was the only white chick. Often the girls would reach out and throw things at my hair or touch it (I just have straight brown white people hair :P ) one day in Chorus this evil chick who sat behind me actually took scissors and cut a chunk of hair off and then all her little friends laughed. I was also humiliated and had no idea what to do in that situation. It wasn't a huge chunk and I don't think it was noticeable...I don't remember what happened after that though lol >.>


Lastly, my sister just about killed me for this one. Me and my older sister drove out to the local grocery store and as we turned into an isle we spotted our english teacher. We both had had him for english at one point or another during different highschool years. My sister was trying to back up slowly without being noticed but I freaked out and screamed at the top of my lungs "OH MY GOD THATS MR LINDSEY" which got his attention and it sparked a horribly awkward conversation where he examined the unhealthy food choices in our grocery cart. MY BAD.

Most of the stupid stuff I did, I did years ago as a child. But this one is ultra-embarrassing because it wasn't that long ago.

My mom-in-law was sick, so I was making dinner for everyone. They just wanted mac and cheese. Easiest ever, right? Can't eff it up, right? But there were a lot of people so I made a humongous batch of it. After I cooked the noodles I was trying to drain the water, but the pan was to heavy for me to tip with one hand and hold the strainer with the other. I thought it would be embarrassing to ask for help, so I decided to balance the strainer on the dividing bar of the sink, and slow-and-easy like pour the water and noodles in with both hands.

Of course, the strainer fell off and noodles went everywhere and I had to re-cook the whole thing and everyone laughed. You definitely saw that one coming, didn't you? I mean really, who's dumb enough to try to balance a big old strainer on top of an itty-bitty sink divider and expect it to work out? Stupid girl, lol.