By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-07-08 21:51:34
you know what I hate, these *** articles about men in chick magazines.
1). THERE AREN'T 101 FANTASIES THAT GUYS HAVE! We only have ONE god damn fantasy and thats sleeping with TWO CHICKS... that's it!
2). 10 NEW SEX POSITIONS HE'LL LOVE! Honestly, there is only ONE position, and thats my *** in your vagina, whether it be vertical, horizontal, or other
3). WHAT IS HE REALLY SAYING? Unlike women, men tend to be straight with what they say. So when we're watching football and you wanna talk, Wait till the commercials means *** WAIT FOR THE *** COMMERCIALS TO CHEW MY EAR OFF ABOUT HOW UNHAPPY YOU ARE!
4). IS HE LOVING YOU TOO MUCH? ***, be *** glad that we even pay attention to you, and there's no such thing is "loving too much", we always love JUST ENOUGH!
AND THE ULTIMATE NUT SCRATCHER...
5). CAN MEN BE PASSIONATE, SENSITIVE, UNDERSTANDING, AND LOVING AT THE SAME TIME?
We can do all of that, just ONE AT A TIME. If a guy can do all this at the same time... HE'S GAY!!!!