FFXIAH Linkshell

*Shakes his head at Rowland.* You're how old again? 16?

I hate seeing those groups of girls in the clubs, they all consist of the same components...

1). Mother Hen - we all know this ***, she's the one that rounds up her friends when its time to move. Usually a fat and/or ugly ***, this *** blocking sexually deprived *** makes sure NO ONE gets laid.

2). The "girlfriend" - we know these *** as the *** who have "boyfriends", yet those guys are nowhere to be found. "Married" women also fall into this category.

3). Anti-socialite - This *** is a rare breed, which shouldn't be surprising. When you do see her in the group, shes the one that looks like an Emo parent took a ***while listening to punk rock.

4). The Underage Tease - I truly hate this ***, since I believe any girl under the age of 21 is worthless. You wanna *** her, but you don't wanna go through the extra effort to sneak her drinks. On top of that, having more than 3 of these *** together will just take up space on the dancefloor. This *** also falls into the "girlfriend" group.

5). The Hottie - She's hot, she's horny, she can get any guy in the club to buy her drinks. Only problem is, her type of guy is either an overmuscled dumbfuck or a homosexual frat boy, both of which most of us smarter guys try NOT to be.

6). The Drunk *** - This *** was drunk before she got to the club. She doesn't care WHO she sleeps with, she's only concerned with WHEN. She is a big handful for the Mother Hen.

7). The Mom( on occasion) - my personal favorite, one of these dumb *** would bring her mom with them. You can spot this old coot anywhere, puffy hairstyle, clothing from the wrong time period, and she more nervous than a cat in a dog kennel. It takes a great personality and a few drinks to put this MILF to ease.

Love the new avvy Aly!! much less creepy lol

omg big lol qft

O.oa *Shrugs.* I'm a guy, but it seems I don't have the same deficient hearing/reading skills that you do.

Nope, it's not.

its not that guys "have" selective hearing/reading, we just don't have the attention span to pay attention that long.

Ever listen to someone speak for long periods of time and all you hear is Charlie Brown's teacher?

QFT. All guys listen for the ***, ***, sex, food and liquor topics. Just...some don't jump into them and keep it to themselves. You might fool women, but you can't fool men.

Anyone excited for Half Blood Prince on the 15th?

lol.... And then there are guys that have matured beyond a teenager's mentality.

I'll watch it, and most likely enjoy it. But, I don't know that I'm excited to see it. I still need to see the new Transformers. >.>

relationship.. from a girl... on here?!

LMFAO!

Most you'll get is a *** buddy, even then you'd drown yourself in Axe Bodywash to get the stink off.

Now if only women actually understood that...

Ew... hustle. What did you catch?

NO!

Weasley, Hermoine, and Pothead need to just make a porn and be done with it...

"Harry Potter and The Panties of Hermoine"

Damn gone for a few days and theres like 50 more pages on here... and now I got 5 messages in game somehow... wtf I normally wouldn't get that many

Anyone ever see the picture of how men and women shop for pants at a mall? Guy version. Arrow goes in, goes to an outfitter, goes out, exits mall. Women goes in, goes to an outfitter, visits EVERY store in the mall.

This reminds me of that.

I didn't catch anything, I'm just saying

XD Actually it's an older Avy I had before, just seems to fit me more.

Only happens because men only buy what fits. Women buy what makes their body look good. If they had a seamstress or tailor in every store, women would only go to one store.

I understand it >.>

I'd rather talk of those things than some sissy chick flicks, make up, shopping, and anything girly.

I know. I'm justifying why it takes so long. Just for your info.

A little late but...win!

I think we've already established your not like other girls Aly... hey some chick flicks are decent!!!