I'll take the reading speed and comprehension. That'd basically be like a better eidetic memory specifically for reading, and while it wouldn't help me too, too much, it also wouldn't *** with my perception of time vs. others' perception of time, which I feel would alienate me from the rest of my fellow humans more than I already am.
My glasses, my glasses, I can't see without my glasses!
or
My glasses, my glasses, I can't afford to be seen without my glasses!
This Or That?
This or That?
My glasses, my glasses, I can't see without my glasses!
I usually get around just fine indoors and might not realize I dont have them on, but if I step outside it becomes very obvious.
Have all your teeth removed but you can eat solid food
or
You only get to consume liquefied food.
I usually get around just fine indoors and might not realize I dont have them on, but if I step outside it becomes very obvious.
Have all your teeth removed but you can eat solid food
or
You only get to consume liquefied food.
All my teeth removed and solid food, cause liquified food would get old quickly, what with all the watery poops and farts it would cause.
Would you rather hang out with:
People racist towards Mithras
or
Mithras racist towards everyone else?
Would you rather hang out with:
People racist towards Mithras
or
Mithras racist towards everyone else?
Asura.Vyre said: »
Would you rather hang out with:
Lot of nuance here. Are you're hanging out with them exclusively and not permitted any other casual friends? Are they inherently racist to the extent they can't be won over?
If it was a one time hangout, I'd take the Mithra just because it would be an experience.
If it was exclusively, I think I'd have to stick with the people. Racism toward Mithra is not a practical issue, and as much as I'd like a chance to bag a Mithra, it's not worth having no friends.
A localized rain/snow cloud hovers over you anytime you step outdoors for 6 months
OR
Fracture a leg, 8 weeks recovery time
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A localized rain/snow cloud hovers over you anytime you step outdoors for 6 months, it already rains here for 6 months anyway and I like it!
Struck by lightning or struck by a car?
to be clear you do live whatever your option is.
Struck by lightning or struck by a car?
to be clear you do live whatever your option is.
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Carbuncle.Nynja said: »
Did you word that as intended?
Option A: 10 hours a day, 4 days a week, no vacation time
Option B: 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 3 weeks paid vacation
Option A: 10 hours a day, 4 days a week, no vacation time
Option B: 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 3 weeks paid vacation
mhomho said: »
Lightning because there can only be one.
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Mojo Jojo? or Satoru Gojo?
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Mojo Jojo? or Satoru Gojo?
Would you rather have one million dollars right now tax free, or just have your taxable income at work suddenly and forever x3-ed on each paycheque that you earn
I think i would go for the first option.
Im not sure in other countries, but if you can get an investment for at least 10% a year, thats $100,000 per year of income without sweating a drop.
I think $100,000 is a decent salary so in theory, your life would be sustainable without any compromise.
Then you could spend your life doing whatever hobby you have as a job, without the pressure of making it financially viable.
I personally see that as my own personal life plan: saving enough so i can stop working way before the actual retirement minimum age.
That said:
Pursuing your life goals till your 50s, then forming family (wife and kids)
Or
Marrying and having kids before your 30s, and compromising your life goals to way after your kids are independent?
Im not sure in other countries, but if you can get an investment for at least 10% a year, thats $100,000 per year of income without sweating a drop.
I think $100,000 is a decent salary so in theory, your life would be sustainable without any compromise.
Then you could spend your life doing whatever hobby you have as a job, without the pressure of making it financially viable.
I personally see that as my own personal life plan: saving enough so i can stop working way before the actual retirement minimum age.
That said:
Pursuing your life goals till your 50s, then forming family (wife and kids)
Or
Marrying and having kids before your 30s, and compromising your life goals to way after your kids are independent?
I think usually if you want kids, they are part of your life goals. I think I'd go with the second option.
Ride a giant pterodactyl
or
Ride a giant tyrannosaurus
Ride a giant pterodactyl
or
Ride a giant tyrannosaurus
Ride a giant tyrannosaurus, not into the idea of falling to off of the pterodactyl.
Go bald in your 20s or have a beer belly.
Go bald in your 20s or have a beer belly.
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Beer belly. I can work it off. Bald is something you just gotta embrace.
Hardy Boys
or
Nancy Drew
Hardy Boys
or
Nancy Drew
Nancy Drew because I remember reading Hardy Boys and know she was the female version (I think they had some with both too) but never read any of her books.
For the NA folks, either coast or somewhere inland if you were to move.
For the NA folks, either coast or somewhere inland if you were to move.
if I had to move since I am already on a coast, and have no interest in the other coast, so Inland back to Colorado.
Eat off of dirty dishes for the rest of your life or never bath again?
Eat off of dirty dishes for the rest of your life or never bath again?
Eat off dirty dishes. I'm already a big proponent of reusing dishes to save on dishwashing time, effort, and all that jazz. Plus the Tigerwoods bowl was/is an inspiration.
Fire Emblem
or
Shining Force
Fire Emblem
or
Shining Force
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Fire emblem, not because it's a popular title, but because it's genuinely fun.
Have no arms and live in a hand dominated/operating world
or
Have no legs and live in a foot dominated/operating world
Have no arms and live in a hand dominated/operating world
or
Have no legs and live in a foot dominated/operating world
Have no legs and live in a foot dominated/operating world
even if everything is foot operated with no legs my arms are close to the foot switches, where if you do no arms your feet a pretty far from hand switches.
lose a cherished memory or lose a prized skill?
even if everything is foot operated with no legs my arms are close to the foot switches, where if you do no arms your feet a pretty far from hand switches.
lose a cherished memory or lose a prized skill?
lose a cherished memory, i've already lost most of mine anyway and living in the past is for suckers
your favorite novels have a 3 season epic series released with great production quality and respect to the source material
OR
you have the ability to erase all memories of the novels and you can fully re-enjoy the originals as many times as you'd like
your favorite novels have a 3 season epic series released with great production quality and respect to the source material
OR
you have the ability to erase all memories of the novels and you can fully re-enjoy the originals as many times as you'd like
Lose a memory. You're not gonna remember you lost it.
*edit* Thorny and me replied at the same time.
Definitely be able to forget and re-enjoy things. My grandpa used to say that's the best part about getting old.
Never be allowed to listen to the same music more than once?
or
Never be allowed to watch the same show more than once?
*edit* Thorny and me replied at the same time.
Definitely be able to forget and re-enjoy things. My grandpa used to say that's the best part about getting old.
Never be allowed to listen to the same music more than once?
or
Never be allowed to watch the same show more than once?
Never be allowed to watch the same show.
I can't think of a show that's grabbed me the same as various albums have. Early GoT or Sons of Anarchy maybe
Would you rather never get to see your favorite band live?
or
Never see your fave team win a championship?
I can't think of a show that's grabbed me the same as various albums have. Early GoT or Sons of Anarchy maybe
Would you rather never get to see your favorite band live?
or
Never see your fave team win a championship?
Never see my team win a championship - trophies mean nothing if you are a true fan.
Live a happy life with no disposable income
or
Show your private parts online for money with no other source of income.
Live a happy life with no disposable income
or
Show your private parts online for money with no other source of income.
Live a happy life with no disposable income, I grew up on food stamps so money does not mean much to me. :D though I have never had my water or power shut off as an adult so I feel super successful.
Ability to control technology with your mind
or
Ability to control people with your mind?
Ability to control technology with your mind
or
Ability to control people with your mind?
Controlling technology with the mind is mere QoL.
Controlling people, regardless of medium, is power.
So, the alternative with the most return is B.
So
Sacrificing yourself for the sake of the world.
Or
Sacrificing the world for the sake of yourself?
Controlling people, regardless of medium, is power.
So, the alternative with the most return is B.
So
Sacrificing yourself for the sake of the world.
Or
Sacrificing the world for the sake of yourself?
Sacrifice the world for me. that way these terrible this or that's like this one will also disappear!
Would you rather lose the ability to love anyone in the future, or have anyone in the past that you loved forget you completely
Would you rather lose the ability to love anyone in the future, or have anyone in the past that you loved forget you completely
lose the ability to love anyone in the future
I am not sure how to interpret this, But I think the first statement still means I love people I already love right? just moving forward no new love, which works for me I got my hub and dont want any more kids so have no use for future love.
Land a plane after the pilot suddenly dies
or
Have to defuse a bomb?
(I would pick the bomb if it were me)
I am not sure how to interpret this, But I think the first statement still means I love people I already love right? just moving forward no new love, which works for me I got my hub and dont want any more kids so have no use for future love.
Land a plane after the pilot suddenly dies
or
Have to defuse a bomb?
(I would pick the bomb if it were me)
I'll go with landing the plane. I don't know how to do either of those things, but defusing a bomb implies there's also some villain that needs to be stopped who likely has more and other bombs, and even if I succeeded, it'd still rub me the wrong way that he/she's still out there.
Steak
or
Pork Chops
Steak
or
Pork Chops
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Asura.Vyre said: »
I'll go with landing the plane. I don't know how to do either of those things, but defusing a bomb implies there's also some villain that needs to be stopped who likely has more and other bombs, and even if I succeeded, it'd still rub me the wrong way that he/she's still out there.
Steak
or
Pork Chops
Steak
or
Pork Chops
if not, Steak wins. It's very hard to source the above in this country.
Would you rather have 5 million dollars tax free right now, or the ability to speak every human language fluently
[+]
5 million tax free would set me for life, so yeah, that. I could stop working and pursue fun and working out and travel full time.
Take one of your finished REM weapons back in time to 2006/2007 and live in a timeline where you were top dog on <insert job here>
or
Instantly finish the best REMAP weapon that makes your job top dog nowadays?
Take one of your finished REM weapons back in time to 2006/2007 and live in a timeline where you were top dog on <insert job here>
or
Instantly finish the best REMAP weapon that makes your job top dog nowadays?
Take one of your finished REM weapons back in time to 2006/2007 and live in a timeline where you were top dog on <insert job here>
I was just so pup in those days, I wish i had a kenkonken to take back with me, but I do wish i had played sam more back then so taking my Masamune would make it a very different experience. not to mention seeing all my old ls friends who are all scattered to the winds now.
Keep your favorite job maxed out but all others are ungeared and level 1
or
keep all jobs but your favorite and it is ungeared and level 1
I was just so pup in those days, I wish i had a kenkonken to take back with me, but I do wish i had played sam more back then so taking my Masamune would make it a very different experience. not to mention seeing all my old ls friends who are all scattered to the winds now.
Keep your favorite job maxed out but all others are ungeared and level 1
or
keep all jobs but your favorite and it is ungeared and level 1
[+]
Keep favorite maxed out. My favorite is pretty much WAR, and I think if I lost its raw power I'd have a harder time getting it back. Having one job at maximum power house opens doors for other jobs, too.
Wind instruments
or
String instruments
Wind instruments
or
String instruments
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