This Or That?

Agreeing with Eiryl, I think I actually understand his positions I dont know what I would be agreeing to with Afania.

Magnetism or Gravity?

What spell is Magnetism?

Gravity. I don't want anyone actually near me but I still like to see and feel how they desire me.

Scrubs or Grey's Anatomy?

SCRUBS!!!!!

House or The Good Doctor?

House, cuz Hugh Laurie is cute.

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Gotta say... Star Wars JUST because of SWG

Football or Futbol?

Futbol. Thick thighs save lives.

Hands or Feet?

Hands. They can do so much more than feet, yes, with all that, that implies.

The band Cold(Superfiction, Year of The Spider) or the song Cold (Crossfade)?

Im gonna say the band...

Fentanol or Fentanyl?

google says fentanyl, but I searched for fentanol so idk

Coofim or Kwifim (Qufim)?

You're telling me people say Coofim??? Kwifim is clearly correct.

Bacon or sausage?

sausage, breakfast meats belong in a sandwich and bacon is less evenly distributed between bites

being bitten by an invisible and invulnerable mosquito once daily, or having a visible and invulnerable fly buzz around your place of work forever

Mosquito hands down, I am driven insane with a normal fly buzzing around.

Eat Crow or Eat A Hat?

I'll eat the crow so long as I can cook it.

Randomly get stripped naked once a day at a random place and time or use someone else's toothbrush, a different someone else's toothbrush, everyday?

Sounds like things are getting spicy there….

Im not particularly fond to exhibitionism, but the alternative isnt either hygienic or healthy so I suppose, just take off my clothes and yell that im your dog, and ask me to lick your *********.

Anyway

Zoomer new player in FFXI, that cant even check on google for info

or

Millenial veteran elitist in FFXI that will nitpick even the way you fart?

Elitist farter. I am what I am, after all.

Pick a superpower for REAL world application:

Ability to open inter-spatial portals for immediate travel only on earth
OR
Abilty to instantly change your body to perfectly mimic anothers

Both can be easily monetized for effectively limitless resources, but after that you're comparing the ability to experience everything the world has to offer without having to step on an airplane to some weird sex stuff. I hate airplanes more than I like weird sex stuff.

Trapped on an island with edible animals and plants but nothing intelligent, do you take:
-A trained and loyal german shepherd dog
OR
-A survival toolkit including firearm, ammo, and cooking utensils

Lmao. My mind was completely locked into being an international spy for both powers. I hadn't considered the perverse usage of it. Hah!

The survival toolkit option. I love dogs, but I wouldn't want another mouth to feed and worry over.

Even a trained dog can get hurt or develop diseases, and I gotta be honest, I don't know what exactly is toxic to people let alone dogs. Other than the ones you always hear about that are common.

Back to the superpower question of spatial portal opener vs. perfectly mimic anybody else's body...

I think there's some untold merit in the mimicry option. If you could perfectly mimic someone else's body, you could in effect be immortal because you could perfectly mimic a younger person's body. If this didn't cause an identity crisis for you, and assuming you're also mimicking their internal components, this means you could also mimic anyone's brain and gain their knowledge. I'm assuming this because he said perfect mimicry.

You could also genuinely understand any other person, know their deepest secrets, and you could leverage all that into all sorts of purposes. You could also go around withdrawing all the money you want from famous people's bank accounts and such. The only real downside is that at some point you'd have to lose your sense of self.

Of course, you could also mimic for strength. You could also mimic for weird sex stuff. But I think mimicry for longevity and knowledge still trumps all of that.

If you could be one of the first colonists on Mars, but never come back to Earth would you?

or

If you could be one of the first deep space colonists of all time, knowing that only your progeny would make it to that far off planet, would you?

way too many gene problems in my code, definitely go with the former lol

If I gave you a million dollars per digit cut off, how many would you decide to give and which?

In this or that form, money or 10 fingers/10 toes

I'd sac a pinky finger for a million. Then I'd joke about having once been in the Yakuza.

Die peacefully in your sleep

or

Die aware while doing something you love

Die aware while doing something you love, I love doing a lot of stuff. Plus IF ghosts are real I don't want to end up unaware of my own death unalive in my on personal hell.

Change something you don't like about someone you love or let them change something about you?

Since I am already changing everything about myself for others, I would go for the former absolutely and take away my wife's osteroarthritis

Would you rather work 4 10 hr shifts until age 65 with no vacations, or work 9-5 5 days a week with 3 weeks vacation a year

Did you word that as intended?

Option A: 10 hours a day, 4 days a week, no vacation time
Option B: 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 3 weeks paid vacation

Option B!

Participate in a Sortie thread ORRRRRR participate in this gem of a thread?

This thread for sure.

Daphne or Velma?

Velma, because "MY GLASSES" is a quote my husband and I say regularly.


Live a the twilight zone episode or Live a twilight movie

Twilight zone episode, for sure.

Twilight movies look very cold, all those sweaty topless men in the snow. I'd catch a cold, man.

Forced to start XI over from Level 1 with nothing but an adventurer coupon to your name, no LS, no alts and no outside help or never play XI again.

Restarting again from zero.

Thats a no brainer.

I already wondered this myself. Im still not done with FFXI, and in the end, there is only so much i can do in terms of productivity in a day. After that limit, whats else to do? Doing another Age of Mythology run? Playing a random game that will be finished in between 20~200h top?

Could as well rework in FFXI till the point im done with it for good.

What didnt happen yet to me.

Galka

Or

Taru?

galka, ffxi is a game of optimizations and extra max hp is the most valuable stat by far in most difficult situations

+25% reading speed and ability to comprehend and retain everything you read
OR
ability to perceive time at 1/3 rate [does not allow you to move any faster or break laws of physics, but the perception will let you move more accurately]