Chrichri said:
Also because I was afraid it was 'just kidding' and would rape my face if I got too close.
Just wanted to add that spiders actually do this. My brother and some of our friends were fending off a huge *** spider once and when they thought it was all over, one of them pokes it with a stick and it got back up and ran away. Needless to say, my friends ran in the opposite direction XD