What Is Your Favorite Game Quote....

Like the moon over
the day my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools.
~Haiku by Bowser - Super Mario RPG

(Parpharseing this one a bit I think, can't remember the exact wording)

"Thats a nice beard you got there, bet the girls love it"
"Silence fool. You just wish you could grow one"
-Warrior's Orochi 2 -Keji and Guan Yu

I love that game, but for the life of me cannot remember any quotes o.o

I keep trying to think of them but the good ones are all either really long and I can't remember all of or don't make sense out of context

"Just find out if there enemies or not... If that's too much trouble I'll be happy to take care of them for you."
-SO:Till the End of Time -Albel Nox

I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men. - Albert Wesker :D

A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Bioshock

Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, so get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters. - Portal

A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. - Portal

"You have blindly twisted nature and destroyed worlds like a savage. As creator of the world that spawned you I will enact justice upon you!"
-Valkyrie Profile 2 -Lenneth

"Humans negotiating with gods?! NEVER!"
Valkyrie Profile 2 -Freya

FFXI - Treasures of Aht Urhgan - Mission 41: Light of Judgment

King of Hearts: RoDin-CoMidiN!
We reNDezVOus*wiTH RoDin-CoMidiN*in AhT UrHGaN*wHiteGAte!

Naji: Ah yes, that was the name...
Wait...how are you supposed to sneak in, King?

King of Hearts: I wiLL MeLt*iNTo tHE crOWd*wiTH mY mASterY*oF mERceNArY*TerMinoLOgy!

King of Hearts: ObSerVe:
NeED*taNk?
PLeaSe sENd*teLL!

I have two from the same game, which I don't even know if it's been said yet. lol Too lazy to skim through all the pages...
Lunar 2 Eternal Blue complete (i think? :> )
Leo: Sample My Goods! (when using an item. lolz)
Leo: Taste my Refreshment! (using one of his sword skill things... <.<; )
And this isn't exactly a combat line, but it was in a description in one of "Lemina"'s spells. "Ashes to ashes, Butts to Dust!"

"Aww, cheer up Master Etna, dood. Want a cup of Prinny Juice?" Disgaea 2. :p

More Star Ocean quotes...

"Will you take responsibility for making me damaged goods?" -Ashton

"So help me *** I will break you."
-Dragon Age 2 -Avaline

"Your all looks no smarts pritty boy. It's simple. We want you dead."
-White Knight Chronicles -Kara

"Give her back!"
"And if I refuse? Fight me for your precious princess, knights against knight."
-White Knight Chronicles -Leonard and Grazel

"Is there anyone in Ferelden you havn't slept with?"
Dragon Age 2 -Varric

Blarg double post bump

"You want us to face an entire army? I'm sorry, there are many things two consenting adults might achieve together, but this is not one of them."
-FF14

"Up, Up, Down, Down, Left- Aww Whatever! Secret Code Entered!" -Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia)

Amg this sounds so familiar, what is it from? D: It's killing me
Edit: oh derp, Chronotrigger

"Stupidity? Impossible to Gauge"

- Shantotto Dissidia 012

"Death by fire, by cold, by crushing, by blade... Did you get the end you wanted?"

-Lezard, VP2

"A battle fought half-heartedly is a battle lost!"

-Dylan

Anything Kuja from FF says :)

"OK. If he pulls a dragon out of his *** next I'm leaving!"
-Varric, -Dragon Age 2

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"See ? I have the knack."
-Bernie (Phantasy Star Online)


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One of the old games I used to love playing on my mac years ago...

"Damn, I'm looking good!" Duke nukem from Duke nukem 3D

Its time to kick *** and chew bubble gum!

pretty much everything spoken by Xehanort from kingdom hearts series. especially BBS, doesn't hurt that its Leonard Nimoy XD

"I've named a boil on my *** after you, it too bothers me whenever I sit down." Gheed- Diablo II

"My GRANDMOTHER could take on this lot, so we should be fine!"

"Let us offer prayers to the gods for victory. And then let us arm ourselves to the teeth, just in case the gods aren't listening"

"Now you're probably wondering about this evening's entertainment. There's enough wine in camp to float a boat. It's all yours when they're dead. Oh yes, and the camp women will be suitably appreciative too."

"My brave men! Victory shall be ours, by grace of my inspired leadership. But this means I can not risk myself in the front line. I must remain safe, guarded by you my loyal warriors! This is not cowardice, oh no. It is prudence, the handmaiden of victory!"

"The enemy war god must have a sense of humour, I mean look at them"

"Today is a good day to die! Today is a great day to meet the gods! So let us send the enemy screaming to meet their gods today!"

"We are gathered here today to do battle. Regrettable isn't it? I didn't want to be here myself, but my grandmother told me that I better make a good show out of it. So here it goes."

Some of my favorite battle speeches from Rome total war