DEAR SQUIRE INEX:
DEM OTHER DAYS YO I WAS LOOIK FOR A PARDEH & TO MAH BIG OLE SURPRISES I GOT A PARDEH (YO THAT WASNT THE SURPRISES!) THIS PARDEH WAS NOT LIKE ANY ORRRRRRRRRRRRDINARY PARDEH LIKE GOOD OLE DERFIE MADE LIKE IN MAH HOME MOVEHS (BTW CHECK TOSE OUTS BRODER DEY REALLY KOOL ^^b) ANYWAY! WITH PERMISSON FROM MY BRODER JERRIK HERE AND I QUOTE THIS HER RIGHT NOW "PAGE BURN PARDEH DO YA NEED IT?!"
HOKAY SO AIN'T I NEVER CLAIM I AM THE SMARIEST GALKER IN THE DRAWAR... JUST THE MOST BUFFNESS AND GOOD LOOK'N BUT WHY ARE WE BURNIN PAGES FOR EXPARIENCES!!!! I AM CONFUZZLED! SO PLEASE SQAUIRE ENIX.... DONT BURN PAGES CUZ TATS DAMAGNIN THE OZONE! YO
SINCERELY, DERFTHEGALKA AKA DERFYCLAUSE.