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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-27 13:39:11
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DEAR SQUIRE INEX:

DEM OTHER DAYS YO I WAS LOOIK FOR A PARDEH & TO MAH BIG OLE SURPRISES I GOT A PARDEH (YO THAT WASNT THE SURPRISES!) THIS PARDEH WAS NOT LIKE ANY ORRRRRRRRRRRRDINARY PARDEH LIKE GOOD OLE DERFIE MADE LIKE IN MAH HOME MOVEHS (BTW CHECK TOSE OUTS BRODER DEY REALLY KOOL ^^b) ANYWAY! WITH PERMISSON FROM MY BRODER JERRIK HERE AND I QUOTE THIS HER RIGHT NOW "PAGE BURN PARDEH DO YA NEED IT?!"

HOKAY SO AIN'T I NEVER CLAIM I AM THE SMARIEST GALKER IN THE DRAWAR... JUST THE MOST BUFFNESS AND GOOD LOOK'N BUT WHY ARE WE BURNIN PAGES FOR EXPARIENCES!!!! I AM CONFUZZLED! SO PLEASE SQAUIRE ENIX.... DONT BURN PAGES CUZ TATS DAMAGNIN THE OZONE! YO


SINCERELY, DERFTHEGALKA AKA DERFYCLAUSE.
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-06-27 13:40:45
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Seems like you burned a little too much of something.
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2011-06-27 13:40:58
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Somehow, my ears hurt while reading that.
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By Lakshmi.Hiku 2011-06-27 13:41:51
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I think his name was meant to be "Derp-thegalka"
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By Sylph.Anuu 2011-06-27 13:45:45
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i love this man.
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-27 13:49:35
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YEAH SO I WAS A BIT SUSPSIOUS AND ACCEPTED THAT INVITERS AND OAH! IT WAS A BIGGGGGGGGG PARDEH!! MUSTBEEENS LIKE 50 PEOOPLES THAR BUT 1 BOOK O_______O <~ I LOOK AT THAT BOOK YO THINKIN SQ MUST BE OUT OF THER DANG OLE MINDS! WUT WE SUPPOSE TO DOE READ OURSELVES TO ABISSEE OR WUTS!

SOOOOOOOO I SUGGES THIS TO MAH PARDEH," YO BRODERS SQUIRE INIX DONE FOOLED US YO SO LETS GET MAH KAZZIES AND KICK IT UP IN HER KAZZAMIES THEN DEY MUSTA HIT THE DISBAND BUTTON ON ACCDENT AND I WAS OUT OF PARDEH BUT DON'T WORRY I GOT DIS!!
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By Leviathan.Dreamx 2011-06-27 13:55:14
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Derf... Please marry me.
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-27 14:01:06
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Leviathan.Dreamx said:
Derf... Please marry me.
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By Sylph.Anuu 2011-06-27 15:27:33
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no! marry me >:O
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-27 15:44:03
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WOAAAH WWOOAAHH WOAAAAH AND WOOOAAAAHH BRODERS ONE AT A TIMES ONE AT A TIMEES!! I NOES I AM SMEXY AND A KICK *** WARRUR WITH A MIGHTEH BIG AXE BUT Y'ALL GOTTA UNDSANDERS TAT MAH I CANT HAVE NO MOAR THAN 1 WUFE AND FUVE OR SYX MISTRESSES AT ANY ONE TIME YO!
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By Shiva.Ashmulder 2011-06-27 16:38:52
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SMEXY!
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By Cerberus.Liandaru 2011-06-27 16:42:37
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I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-27 16:58:10
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Cerberus.Liandaru said:
I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D

HARRHURR!!! BRODERR JAERICKO MAH BROTHA BUT FROM A DIFFANTE MOMMA AND DADDEH!O___o
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By Leviathan.Alkalinejoe 2011-06-27 16:58:31
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Cerberus.Liandaru said:
I'm fairly sure that Derf is Jaerik's mutated twin <.< Still gotta love the Derf though :D
Reminded me of this scene lol.
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By Sylph.Anuu 2011-06-27 23:00:54
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Derfthegalka said:
WOAAAH WWOOAAHH WOAAAAH AND WOOOAAAAHH BRODERS ONE AT A TIMES ONE AT A TIMEES!! I NOES I AM SMEXY AND A KICK *** WARRUR WITH A MIGHTEH BIG AXE BUT Y'ALL GOTTA UNDSANDERS TAT MAH I CANT HAVE NO MOAR THAN 1 WUFE AND FUVE OR SYX MISTRESSES AT ANY ONE TIME YO!
i am a man and would rather not be referred to as a "mistress"
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By Fenrir.Crystenne 2011-06-28 02:52:58
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Derf, you're the smartest, bestest Galka ever. Don't let the humes tell you otherwise. <3
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By Shiva.Johneblaze 2011-06-28 09:06:03
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But not best dressed. I saw a Smexy galka in full af doing /dance3 it defintely proc'd me red.
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By Shiva.Cybermario 2011-06-28 09:27:49
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Derfthegalka said:
Leviathan.Dreamx said:
Derf... Please marry me.
have my bebehs
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By Shiva.Johneblaze 2011-06-28 09:36:32
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Shiva.Cybermario said:
Derfthegalka said:
Leviathan.Dreamx said:
Derf... Please marry me.
have my bebehs
This just crossed the line of creepy...
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By Shiva.Cybermario 2011-06-28 09:41:55
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Shiva.Johneblaze said:
Shiva.Cybermario said:
Derfthegalka said:
Leviathan.Dreamx said:
Derf... Please marry me.
have my bebehs
This just crossed the line of creepy...
you have not seen nothing yet

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By Shiva.Rownin 2011-06-28 10:17:39
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I See the Hoff....and it burns!!!!!
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-28 12:15:02
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Shiva.Johneblaze said:
But not best dressed. I saw a Smexy galka in full af doing /dance3 it defintely proc'd me red.

YOOOO WHO SAID WE NEED CLOHTES TO SHOW OFF OUR SMEXYNESS??!

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By Shiva.Johneblaze 2011-06-28 12:50:16
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This is what you dont wanna see if you end up in jail from a GM ^^
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-28 13:50:32
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WELLLLLLS YO HAPPEN TOBE IN A JAIL WITH ONE OF EMS GMS FELLERS & I TELL YA WUT I WAS WEARING MEH SANTA OUTFITTERS ON AND BRODER TOUCHED MY BUTT!!!! YEEEP I AINT KIDDIN Y'ALL TOUCHED IT AND I DONE PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT DERFY KICK'N *** STYLE YO!! MY BUTT MIGHT BE HUGE AND GRABBABLE LIKE BIG OLE SQUISSHY GUMMEH BEAR BUTS I AM MARRIED AND MY JOLLY BUTT BELONG TO THE WUFEY ! O__________O
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2011-06-28 13:57:53
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Out of curiosity, I wanna see a screenshot of Derf jailed and the convo between him and the GM.

Also, page burns are like mini-abyssea parties
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By Derfthegalka 2011-06-28 15:43:06
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Out of curiosity, I wanna see a screenshot of Derf jailed and the convo between him and the GM.

Also, page burns are like mini-abyssea parties

WELLL MY BRODEERS FOUND EMS LIKE ON THAT OTHER PLACE... KILLINGTARDS I THINK ITS CALLED BUT I''LL DONE ATTACEH EMS ! BUT MAN MINI-ABBSIEEE?! O________O MAH DANG OLE LAWD WHY HASNT ANYONEBODIE TOLD MEH THIS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EXPERIANCES CUZ I GEST DECLINES 'NOTHER ONE EM PAIGE-BURNINS PARDEHS TRYING TO SAVES THE ENIVORNMINTS!!!! T__________________T











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By Biglen 2011-06-29 09:29:47
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lol that was hilarous but where is the booty grabbin!!!

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND YOU DERF AND WHEN I DO I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A MAN!!

(ARE YOU ALONE?)(ELVAAN)(LONGSWORD)(DO YOU NEED IT?)

(MEAT)(JERKIN)(LONG TIME)(YES PLEASE!)

When are you going to be on so I can shoot the poop (Sh*t) with ya BROODeR!!

You should start doing Upper and Lower case letter to make it even harder to understand you

CaUse DiS WAyETH MAk YU REaLlE HARDetH TU ReED BrOOdER!!!
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By Ragnarok.Judaine 2011-06-29 09:43:25
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By Biglen 2011-06-29 09:51:50
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STuPETH WooRK CUmpOTER NoT SHoWITH Yo PiXTURE JUdAinE YO!!
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By Siren.Mosin 2011-06-29 10:17:52
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WOW.... Derf vs. the GM. so damn funny. I lol'd.

Derf you just keep on keeping on brother.
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