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 Bahamut.Fezzphx
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-06-26 22:24:46
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Asura.Alymorel said:
@Blazza: Do you know what foreplay is, and even more importantly, can you get it in?

If you answered yes to both these questions, you're at the top of my list. :P

I cant imagine the type of person that can not get those basic fundamentals down... like if i could, i would pull their fornication card for the remainder of the decade.
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-06-26 22:29:55
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Well, I'm sure there are guys that don't know (or care) what foreplay is, but I feel sorry for any guy that can't get it in... Unless he can't get it in because it's too big. Actually, even then I'd feel sorry for them 'cause that's just the biggest slap in the face.

Edit: Woo! Top of the list! Beat that!
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By Asura.Alymorel 2011-06-26 22:32:56
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Odin.Blazza said:
Well, I'm sure there are guys that don't know (or care) what foreplay is, but I feel sorry for any guy that can't get it in... Unless he can't get it in because it's too big. Actually, even then I'd feel sorry for them 'cause that's just the biggest slap in the face.

Edit: Woo! Top of the list! Beat that!
Eh, he didn't care, let him get back to Maple Story that much faster...
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-06-26 22:33:06
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I've heard plenty of "Oops, wrong hole" stories. Some guys need tons of practice. <.<;
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2011-06-26 22:34:32
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
I've heard plenty of "Oops, wrong hole" stories. Some guys need tons of practice. <.<;
I've never been in the back door but I would imagine its a fairly different feeling not to know the difference right?
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-06-26 22:35:21
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
I've heard plenty of "Oops, wrong hole" stories. Some guys need tons of practice. <.<;


Asura.Alymorel said:
Odin.Blazza said:
Well, I'm sure there are guys that don't know (or care) what foreplay is, but I feel sorry for any guy that can't get it in... Unless he can't get it in because it's too big. Actually, even then I'd feel sorry for them 'cause that's just the biggest slap in the face.

Edit: Woo! Top of the list! Beat that!
Eh, he didn't care, let him get back to Maple Story that much faster...
Whoa, that actually happened? <_< How small/big was it? O_o
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By Leviathan.Niniann 2011-06-26 22:35:56
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Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
I've heard plenty of "Oops, wrong hole" stories. Some guys need tons of practice. <.<;

I can see that legit happening with a ton of lube (natural or otherwise) and no light source.
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By Leviathan.Hohenheim 2011-06-26 22:35:56
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IS the hole to the vagina and butt really close or something?
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2011-06-26 22:35:57
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Asura.Alymorel said:
Eh, he didn't care, let him get back to Maple Story that much faster...
That story still cracks me up.
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-06-26 22:37:44
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
Too slow!
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-06-26 22:38:04
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
IS the hole to the vagina and butt really close or something?
Pussies are only about an inch and a half away from ***!
lol me and my sister talked about it the other day, TOO CLOSE
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By Leviathan.Hohenheim 2011-06-26 22:38:05
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Sounds weird.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2011-06-26 22:39:52
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Asura.Chuuuuu said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
IS the hole to the vagina and butt really close or something?
Pussies are only about an inch and a half away from ***!
lol me and my sister talked about it the other day, TOO CLOSE
It is close. 69 gone wrong! lol....
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-06-26 22:40:36
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"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL
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By Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha 2011-06-26 22:40:44
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Leviathan.Niniann said:
Quetzalcoatl.Yomisha said:
I've heard plenty of "Oops, wrong hole" stories. Some guys need tons of practice. <.<;

I can see that legit happening with a ton of lube (natural or otherwise) and no light source.

Yeah, I can too. But that usually doesn't end up in stories you tell your girl friends about, lol.

Edit- lol@that song, my goodness.
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-06-26 22:42:22
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Lakshmi.Flavin said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
IS the hole to the vagina and butt really close or something?
Pussies are only about an inch and a half away from ***!
lol me and my sister talked about it the other day, TOO CLOSE
It is close. 69 gone wrong! lol....
Err, if you get it in the wrong hole in a 69 you're doing it VERY wrong.

Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL
wtf...
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2011-06-26 22:42:36
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By Leviathan.Niniann 2011-06-26 22:42:52
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Mines about an inch :/
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-06-26 22:42:55
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u cant tell they are too close to each other :P
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By Leviathan.Niniann 2011-06-26 22:44:10
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Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-06-26 22:44:33
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By Leviathan.Hohenheim 2011-06-26 22:44:51
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Leviathan.Niniann said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....

You'd know if your butt was bleeding.
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-06-26 22:45:04
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Leviathan.Niniann said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....
age old question! lol
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2011-06-26 22:45:22
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This thread...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2011-06-26 22:46:36
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Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
Leviathan.Niniann said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....

You'd know if your butt was bleeding.
I would hope so?
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By Leviathan.Niniann 2011-06-26 22:46:56
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Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
Leviathan.Niniann said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....

You'd know if your butt was bleeding.

Depends on why. XD
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-06-26 22:47:40
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Leviathan.Hohenheim said:
Leviathan.Niniann said:
Asura.Chuuuuu said:
"is this blood coming from my butt or my vag?" LOLOL

I've pondered that before....

You'd know if your butt was bleeding.

takes me by surprise every time
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By Bahamut.Fezzphx 2011-06-26 22:48:00
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Ramuh.Krizz said:
This thread...

has gone where some men have gone before.. lmao
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