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 Bahamut.Lolserj
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 22:26:57
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
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sword would get stuck in the first corpse you sliced.
Suck less. Seriously you think people would continue using bladed weapons for thousands of years now with such a major downside?

yeah

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Lol chairforce!!! I see your flying things and raise you a SSGN!
xD And I'll raise you a 688i SSN :o Well . . I guess you could kill more zombies with a GN so in that case I guess I'll just take a SSBN D:
Seawolf better than LA class!!!

And GNs can kill lots and the whole designed to let people in and out while parked off the coast.... and well BNs... I mean rather not nuke the world just to get rid of some zombies lol.
:o Your Seawolf would break and you'd have to pull in for parts and get attacked by zombies so LA > Seawolf lol
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By Carbuncle.Axle 2011-03-20 22:29:09
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
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sword would get stuck in the first corpse you sliced.
Suck less. Seriously you think people would continue using bladed weapons for thousands of years now with such a major downside?

lol so all these swords sitting on the shelves of nerds are made the way they were? Most are gonna be crappy replicas that are gonna slice half way through a neck and get stuck. Also a half chopped neck on a human is death, not on a zombie.
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Carbuncle.Axle said:
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sword would get stuck in the first corpse you sliced.
Suck less. Seriously you think people would continue using bladed weapons for thousands of years now with such a major downside?

lol so all these swords sitting on the shelves of nerds are made the way they were? Most are gonna be crappy replicas that are gonna slice half way through a neck and get stuck. Also a half chopped neck on a human is death, not on a zombie.

if it cuts the brain off from the body then essentially it is
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By Alexander.Odaka 2011-03-20 22:30:18
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If all else failed, the gun of choice for me would be



gogo ****huge silencer! lol
 
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Yeah but the body of the zombie could lose blood flow and just fall dead afterwards

i mean im sure they dont have dramatic blood fountains that you see in movies, right?
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 22:32:24
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Yeah but the body of the zombie could lose blood flow and just fall dead afterwards

the undead dont need blood

for christs sake they're undead
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By Alexander.Odaka 2011-03-20 22:32:56
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but but what if they're special!
 
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By Carbuncle.Axle 2011-03-20 22:33:41
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but but what if they're special!

Then we'd round them up with a short bus and make them push shopping carts.
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Leviathan.Nuin said:
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Lol chairforce!!! I see your flying things and raise you a SSGN!
xD And I'll raise you a 688i SSN :o Well . . I guess you could kill more zombies with a GN so in that case I guess I'll just take a SSBN D:
Seawolf better than LA class!!!

And GNs can kill lots and the whole designed to let people in and out while parked off the coast.... and well BNs... I mean rather not nuke the world just to get rid of some zombies lol.
:o Your Seawolf would break and you'd have to pull in for parts and get attacked by zombies so LA > Seawolf lol
Idk the guys I knew on the Seawolf made it sound like about the same amount of major maintenace as any boat. If you wanted to really cut down on that and required crew size and of course modularity you should get a Virginia class. But the Seawolf is one fast mfing fast sub. And forward and aft torpedo rooms!!!
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By Leviathan.Nuin 2011-03-20 22:37:28
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Bahamut.Dasva said:
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Lol chairforce!!! I see your flying things and raise you a SSGN!
xD And I'll raise you a 688i SSN :o Well . . I guess you could kill more zombies with a GN so in that case I guess I'll just take a SSBN D:
Seawolf better than LA class!!!

And GNs can kill lots and the whole designed to let people in and out while parked off the coast.... and well BNs... I mean rather not nuke the world just to get rid of some zombies lol.
:o Your Seawolf would break and you'd have to pull in for parts and get attacked by zombies so LA > Seawolf lol
Idk the guys I knew on the Seawolf made it sound like about the same amount of major maintenace as any boat. If you wanted to really cut down on that and required crew size and of course modularity you should get a Virginia class. But the Seawolf is one fast mfing fast sub. And forward and aft torpedo rooms!!!
And we'll need those Torpedos ! For the Nazi zombies and their Zombie U-boats :o
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 22:37:29
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what if i ate a zombies brain
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how would you get to that brain?
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 22:38:58
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Alexander.Odaka said:
how would you get to that brain?

how do zombies get to human brain
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so your gonna get all zombie style, and eat zombies.

tell me how that works out for you, kay?
 
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gawd can always hit that ***with a hammer

like eating a boiled egg
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To be fair, you only have to cut through enough of the neck to sever the spinal cord. That's essentially headless for all intents.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-20 22:42:46
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Carbuncle.Axle said:
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sword would get stuck in the first corpse you sliced.
Suck less. Seriously you think people would continue using bladed weapons for thousands of years now with such a major downside?
lol so all these swords sitting on the shelves of nerds are made the way they were? Most are gonna be crappy replicas that are gonna slice half way through a neck and get stuck. Also a half chopped neck on a human is death, not on a zombie.
If I buy a swd it is going to be something useful. Also you don't have to decapitate. You could slice part of there head off. And not all swds are meant for slashing. Alot of the european ones were just kinda like big semi sharp crowbars lol. Though there was a place in spain that made good ***iirc. Part of it isn't just the sharpness but giving them some flexibility and give but not too much. And some are for stabbing
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Carbuncle.Axle said:
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sword would get stuck in the first corpse you sliced.
Suck less. Seriously you think people would continue using bladed weapons for thousands of years now with such a major downside?

lol so all these swords sitting on the shelves of nerds are made the way they were? Most are gonna be crappy replicas that are gonna slice half way through a neck and get stuck. Also a half chopped neck on a human is death, not on a zombie.


Most swords couldnt do that anyway the reason they where used so much in olden times is because they would Smash bones and the person would die from the infection or from having an organ rupture. <_<

the only "Slicing" swords used where the katana and they can go through multiple bodys when well made
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-20 22:46:56
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Asura.Bartimaeus said:
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what if i ate a zombies brain
It's speculated that necrotic flesh taken from a zombie that's been effectively eliminated is harmless in the infection process, but still likely to hold some other bacteria afterward.

I'd probably say it'd be infectious in my opinion anyway, though.

Either way I'm not gonna be the one to find out. X:
It's ok I know someone that wants to be one. Can test on him
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I don't know if anyone else here as attacked someone with a melee weapon but it's not as easy as one might think.
Be it a bat or crowbar or maybe an old hockey stick that they cut down so just the handle and some of the stick is left and it fits really nicely under you're driver seat. You take a swing at someone and you have about a 1-2 second period where you're open while trying to bring it back up at them.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 23:09:20
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Ramuh.Gurion said:


I don't know if anyone else here as attacked someone with a melee weapon but it's not as easy as one might think.
Be it a bat or crowbar or maybe an old hockey stick that they cut down so just the handle and some of the stick is left and it fits really nicely under you're driver seat. You take a swing at someone and you have about a 1-2 second period where you're open while trying to bring it back up at them.

attacking a person with a melee weapon isnt attacking a zombie with a melee weapon
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By Caitsith.Jar 2011-03-20 23:10:11
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
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I don't know if anyone else here as attacked someone with a melee weapon but it's not as easy as one might think.
Be it a bat or crowbar or maybe an old hockey stick that they cut down so just the handle and some of the stick is left and it fits really nicely under you're driver seat. You take a swing at someone and you have about a 1-2 second period where you're open while trying to bring it back up at them.

attacking a person with a melee weapon isnt attacking a zombie with a melee weapon

Fact
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-03-20 23:15:08
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Also it takes less time if you bring a brd/whm and get more gear haste
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-20 23:15:47
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Also it takes less time if you bring a brd/whm and get more gear haste

if we have a zombie apocalypse maybe pld will be useful again
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By Ramuh.Gurion 2011-03-20 23:18:28
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I didn't know you've fought zombies before my bad. In my mind the zombies are like ragers in the 28 days movies. I guess everyone just hopes that they'd be the slow mindless shuffling ones.

At any rate there no shining chance in hell that i'd ever want to get close to one and expend all that energy wildly swinging whatever was in my hands killing them rather then hang back a few hundred yards and just pick them off.

Also until it happens it's not fact.
Fact.
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